Title: Smell Like a Lin Kuei
Summary: The Lin Kuei would like to advertise their new product for you.
Notes: Ever since I found a video on Youtube editing the Old Spice commercial into a favorite anime of mine, I've been watching it over and over. My sister and I were goofing off after watching it and came up with this "commercial" for Lin Kuei Body Wash. The tense might be off. I want this to come off as you're watching a commercial so it's in more of a present sense. I haven't done much in present sense so if anything's off I apologize.
At the Lin Kuei training grounds, several warriors stand in a line. Among them are Sektor, Cyrax, Sub-Zero, and Tundra. Standing in front of them, his wispy white hair flowing behind him, is Smoke. "Hello ladies," he says, "how are you? Fantastic."
He gestures behind himself to the men in line. "Does your man look like us?" he asks. "No. Can your man smell like us? Yes."
He pulls out a blue bottle seemingly from thin air. It has the Lin Kuei emblem on the front. Black cursive writing spells out Lin Kuei body wash along the side of the bottle. "Should he use Lin Kuei body wash? I don't know."
Several puffs of smoke billow out of his body around him. "Do you like the smell of smoke?" he asks.
Behind him, the Cryomancer brothers and Sektor move from the line and stand in front of him. The brothers use their control of ice to create two ice clones of themselves.
"Do you want a man who can freeze your enemies within seconds and can melt them with wrist-mounted flamethrowers?" As he speaks, Sektor uses his wrist flamethrowers to melt the clones into a puddle of water. Smoke looks at the water puddles and then says, "Why wouldn't you?"
He vanishes on the spot and reappears several feet away. "Teleport into the best night of your life! So ladies, should your man smell like a Lin Kuei warrior? You tell me."