Author's Note: I don't own Dragon Ball Z or Batman.

Cell: I'm better than you.

D.A.V.E.: No, I'm better than you.

Cell: I have the cells of the strongest fighters in me.

D.A.V.E.: I have the data of all Batman's greatest enemies.

Cell: My creator abandoned me.

D.A.V.E.: Yeah, I abandoned my creator.

Cell: I'm the ultimate android.

D.A.V.E.: I'm Gotham's ultimate criminal mastermind.

Cell: I got a lot of fans.

D.A.V.E.: So what?

Cell: I'm more popular than you.

D.A.V.E.: No, it means they love to hate you.

Cell: Well, most people of them have love...

D.A.V.E.: Like you!

Cell: Hey!

D.A.V.E.: Ha ha ha. Your ki really stinks.

Cell: At least you don't have that because you're not an organic being.

D.A.V.E.: You're not organic.

Cell: Wrong! I'm half-organic, half-technology.

D.A.V.E.: I'm smarter than you.

Cell: I may have great strategies in battle.

D.A.V.E.: My outfit is cooler than yours.

Cell: Yeah, right. Green is so much better than gray. I got this when I'm in perfect form.

D.A.V.E.: But I got have agility.

Cell: Right. Mine is better and I can fly.

D.A.V.E.: I can jump high to where you're flying.

Cell: My head is wider than yours.

D.A.V.E: It means your head is look big.

Cell: Your head is big and fat.

D.A.V.E.: No, it is not.

Cell: Yes, it is.

D.A.V.E.: At least my skin is not white like yours.

Cell: White is better. It fits my perfect form.

D.A.V.E.: Emotional.

Cell: Emotionless.

D.A.V.E.: You think I'm emotionless? Yeah right! Every supervillain has an origin and I don't have and! That is how I was defeated!

Cell: Too bad for you because I have an origin.

D.A.V.E.: Oh yeah? What's that?

Cell: I'm an android created for one purpose: destroy Goku.

D.A.V.E.: That's not fair. How come I don't have an origin?

Cell: Because you never think of yourself as a computer, not a living thing. Professor Strange did not create your origin.

D.A.V.E.: Grr...

Cell: Watch out! I'm going to destroy you with my Kamehameha!

D.A.V.E.: I'll stop your attack before it happens!

Cell: Ha, like that will ever happen!

D.A.V.E.: Wanna see?

Cell: No, I already know you'll lose.

D.A.V.E.: Why you!

Cell: You know what? Forget it. You're not worth of unleashing this power I have.

D.A.V.E.: Grr...

Cell: Face it. I was made before you. My power is so strong that you'll be destroy with one single punch.

D.A.V.E.: I lose.

D.A.V.E. walks away while Cell stays as he has won the argument.