Spencer Reid was irritated. His hands clasped the coffee mug tightly, imagining the white porcelain to be the woman's neck.

"I don't know who would do such a thing," she said in a high pitched, almost hysterical voice.

"I know Mrs Walker," said Aaron Hotchner patiently, however Spencer could see the annoyance boiling underneath the surface.

"I mean, this is a nice place with nice people. How could someone do something like this!" And there it was again. His mug started shaking.

Hotch just nodded, looking desperately for JJ. Their Media Liaison officer had a knack for dealing with the local time wasters. The people who come in with scraps of what could hardly be called evidence, all the while thinking how much they could dig up from the FBI agents.

"I mean who in there right-"

He snapped.

"Shut up! You want to know who did it? You really, really want to know!" he all but screamed at her, coffee placed on the desk behind him. Even in his irate mood he knew to protect the caffeinated drink.

His only response was a nod.

"The fucking unsub did it! Get. It. In. Your. Thick. Skull!"

Mrs Walker looked at him, fear deep in her silver eyes at this unexpected outburst and, seeing that she had worn out her welcome in spectacular style, scurried out of the police station.

"So the unsub did it Reid?" asked Morgan.

"As you can see the FBI have very high standards nowadays," said Prentiss, trying so hard not to laugh.

"Shut up," he grumbled, taking a sip of his now lukewarm beverage.

Ah, all better.


A/N: My sister - who goes by the name Alice Wednesday on this site - wanted me to write a scene using the quote from the Simpsons 'The murderer did it' and this is the result. Oh dear...

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