Fun with Cullens!
Chapter 1 – Truth or Dare
The Cullen House
(A/N Just random stuff that happens with the Cullens, Bella is still a human, Jake is a werewolf and there is no Nessie)
Emmett: I'm so bored (whiny voice)
Rose: Whatever, I'm giving myself a facial. SHUT UP!
Edward: Why do you even need a facial? Your face is the most beautiful in the world. (Remembers Bella) I mean, the second most beautiful in the world. (Alice glares) I mean the, the third most beautiful in the world (Esme cusses mentally) I mean... I mean... I GIVE UP!
Jacob: Calm down Eddy.
Edward: DID YOU JUST CALL ME EDDY?! (Death Glare)
Emmett: Oo, bad move bro
Alice: Jasper, I'm bored too.
Jasper: Okay sweetie, what do you want to do?
Emmett: PLAY TRUTH OR DARE!!!
Bella: Yeesh Emmett, I'm gonna have to side with Rose. Cullens plus truth or dare equals bad, bad things happening.
Esme: Are you insulting my family?
Bella: Of course not, why don't we play truth or dare? Please don't hurt me Esme! (Bella cowers)
(A/N In this story Esme is very scary... just for the irony of it)
Alice and Emmet: YIPPEE!!!!!!!!
Carlisle: This is going to be a looooooooooooong night. Jacob, you tired?
Jacob: I'm good.
Rose (rolling eyes): You say that now... mutt
Jacob: Truth or Dare is starting to sound really good... Blondie. Oh hey, have you heard this one?: How do you get a blonde on top of a roof?
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Jacob: Tell her the drinks are on the house! (Chortles with laughter)
Rose: Oh yeah, mutt. You are going down!
Alice: So let's start! Shotgun first... Esme, truth or dare?
Esme (wailing): What have I every done to you? (Continues) Nothing! Yet! (Evil laugh)
Alice: On second thoughts, Emmett, truth or dare?
Emmett: Dare! Bring it on!
Alice: Okay; you asked for it. Emmett, I dare you to... go over to Mike Newton's, get him to let you in, and then striptease for him.
(There is total silence... how will everyone react?)