Disclaimer: all of the characters except Lorina, Alanna, and MoMo are not mine oh and Joe and Ted everyone else not mine

Author's Note: yes another new story^ ^;; i have soo many ideas^.^ but i need to update my other stories... so some of the ideas are gonna have to wait*sighs* well anyways this came to me when me and Lorina where talking about how men in white lab coats were gonna carry use off to the mental hospital so here you go!!*grins* ooooo i forgots^.^ you have to know the patients and why there here

Alanna:sets things on fire(pyromaniac) and is too hyper Lorina:fear of boys and worry wart MoMo:is married to Alanna's evil other personality, Joe(who they made a person) and well thats reason enough Joe:wants to take over the world Legolas: shots anything that moves or is called an orc Will Turner: in denile about being a pirate Aragorn:broken heart, broken mind Snape:thinks Sirius is everywhere ready to attack him Harry: thinks everyone is out to get him HomeStar:too stupid(HomeStar: yes i am stoopeid(lol)) The Cheat: speech therapy Titus:(TBC:ummmmmmmmmmmmmmm...... I'll get back to this one) Draco:has an obsession with his hair and bubbles Remus:perfectly sane(or so he says) Ascot: sees Umi everywhere Guru Cleft: sees tall people Ted:..... Here is what the doctors have to say: We have no idea what's wrong with him James:fear of closets StrongBad:anger management Sirius:thinks he's a dog Zidane: in denile Titus.... again:for fun*shrugs* Lily:...... closet coffee addict Pink Panther: fear of being pink

Chi: obsession with Hideaki

Conner: scared of people on TV's Charlie: scared of Alanna Jack Sparrow: obsession with rum and doing things with hair To the story!!

Alanna sat in her room that she shared with Lily on her bed thinking of things to do.

Alanna:hmmmmmmmmmm.....

Lorina walks in

Lorina:*sees the look on Alanna's face* what are you planning?!

Alanna:nothing*grins*

Lorina: TELL ME!!!

MoMo skips in

MoMo:WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!*skips around Lorina in circles*

Alanna:- -"*walks past Lorina and MoMo and walks out into the hall*

Doors of other patients rooms line the halls.

Lorina:*follows Alanna*

MoMo:*follows too*

Harry peeks his head out of his room

Harry:*sees the three girls* O O AAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! THERE OUT TO GET ME!!!*runs into room slamming the door behind him*

Alanna:*grins and knocks on Harry's door* oh Harry come out and play

Harry:*running around in circles in his room*

Alanna:*takes out lighter*

Lorina: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?

MoMo:^ ^;;

Alanna:*burns Harry's door down* hullo!!

Harry: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!*hides under bed*

Cleft walks in

Cleft:OO I see tall people!!*screams and runs out*

MoMo:*going through Harry's things*

Lorina:STOP!!wait.... BOY!!!!!!*hides runs out door*

Alanna:*sighs* fine....

MoMo:*pulls out Harry's boxers* oooooooooo^.^ how cute!!*runs out with them*

Harry: OO

Alanna:*walks out and down hall*

MoMo:*running down hall* WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!*Harry's boxers waving like a flag behind her*

Lorina:*runs into hall after them*

Titus:*comes out of room*

Lorina:EEKS!!*hides behind her own arm*

Titus:*stares*

MoMo:here you go*hands Titus Harry's boxers* a present*winks*

Titus:uhhhhhhhh.....

Alanna:*shakes head*

Lorina:*still hiding*

Titus:*finally realizies he's holding a pair of boxers* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!*throws them and they land on Lorina's head*

Lorina:O O.... EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!*runs into nearest room*

Alanna: oooookay

MoMo:*very proud of herself*

StrongBad: what's all the noise!!?!?

Alanna:*starts poking StrongBad*

Lorina:*peeks head out* is the coast clear?

MoMo:yup

Lorina:good*sighs with relief and walks out*

Titus/StrongBad:*standing in hall*

Lorina:*sees them* EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!BOYS!!*runs into different room*

StrongBad:STOP YELLING YOUR GONNA WAKE UP-!!

HomeStar:*walks out of room* can I borrow your blinder?

SB:damn....

Lorina:BOYS!!!!!*runs back out*

Will/Zidane:*stick there heads out of the room Lorina just ran out of*

Zidane: is something wrong?

Will: I'M NOT A PIRATE!!!!

Lorina:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!*runs down hall*

A/N: well that seems like a good place to end for now*waves* see ya in the next chap!!