I own absolutely nothing except for the strings of words I use to put together this story and a character by the name of Doc Warrington. Sweeney Todd, Mrs. Lovett and Toby belong to Penny Dreadful, and most other characters belong to Stephen Sondheim, who created them when he wrote the musical.

*Rated M for murder scenes and somewhere in the beginning a scene about sexual harassment and implied rape, but I'm not going to go into detail with the second. If you can't handle gore, I'd suggest not reading this, although I'm not sure if my writing is going to make it all that bad.*