Title: Dance

Characters: Nine/Rose

Rating: All ages I suppose.

Summary: Never place a bet with Rose Tyler.

A/N: This is what happens when I'm very bored. My first time doing a drabble!

"I can't believe you're making me do this."

"Well you were the one who set the bet! And this will teach you to call me a stupid ape."

"Well I didn't expect you to carry through with the bet! Besides, this itches. A lot."

"Well it's good enough for me. Besides if a loin cloth was going to be my punishment if I lost the bet, and you were refusing to let me wear anything on top, then it sure can be yours."

"I just used that bet 'cause I was sure you'd lose!"

"Well, that teaches you. Don't make any bets that involve me. Now dance Tarzan!"