Caitlyn was stalking through the bushes; the sight of her rifle constantly checking every corner and crevice looking for her targets. Her traps had been placed and she was watching: waiting, until finally she heard a snap as one of her traps and heard the audible moan. The moan was unmistakable, having heard it many times across the expanse of Summoner's rift. It was a cross between the yell of a human, but with the sound of a bull being startled. She quickly rushed over to the trap to find Alistar stomping his feet in exasperation, trying to free himself from the trap. However it was designed for a creature much smaller than himself, so it only trapped one of his feet, as he stomped it into the ground.

Watching him stamp his huge muscles made her quite curious. She examined every inch of his body, looking from his horns that mounted his head, to the visible bulge that could be seen through his shortly cut and torn shorts. She began thinking thoughts that she knew that she had to put out of her mind. He was the enemy. She needed to kill him if she wanted to win the League of Legends. However she just couldn't put these thoughts out of her mind. What would a little fun on the Rift put her team back, it would only be for a few minutes. She hastily shouted "AFK" on their Summoner communication devices. Luckily she hadn't forgotten the fuzzy cuffsat home this time.

She brought out her cuff links as she approached the struggling Minotaur. Pointing her gun at his head she yelled "Freeze," to which he immediately halted his efforts. She came up behind him and put the small feminine handcuffs on his wrists.

"What was going on," Alistar wondered to himself as he felt the cuffs being forced upon his wrists. Like the trap, they were designed for creatures much smaller than himself, so they weren't actually trapping him, but the strange excitement of the situation made him curious as he wondered what the puny human would do to him. She circled around him, seductively stroking his chest and as she approached his front, she worked her way down his massive body to his small shorts; swiftly sliding them down to his ankles and began to slide her ruby lips across his massive penis. Although the cow-man hybrid's penis was larger than she was used to experiencing, (even through her many suitors as) her many hours spent quickly stripping and assembling her gun on the fields of the rift gave her plenty of experience with large and long objects and swiftly made a grin come across his face.

Although Alistar thouroughly enjoyed this experience, he was not comfortable being dominated by a puny human in this way. So summoning his strength he broke through his shackles screaming,

"You can't milk that."

He pushed her to the ground and moaned,

"I'll show you how it is done,"

shoving his penis into her mouth as she lay on the floor stunned by the pulverising force of his head. Then he quickly took his penis out and shoved it through her clothes and into her wet pussy. Quickly grinding her as she lay on the floor, she moaned and experienced a mix of pain and pleasure that no other man or yordle had been able to give her. He was larger, stronger, more dominant than anything she had ever experienced, even by her own hand.

Finally, as he was felt the end was near, he pulled out and aimed his large weapon at her head, rubbing his great phallus until finally Caitlyn screamed out in pleasure,

"HEADSHOT,"

But it wasn't Caitlyn that fired the weapon. Then a mysterious voice could be heard across the rift ,

"AN ENEMY HAS JUST CAME."