Poem

Another AtoRyo oneshot! I wonder where these pop up from. Anyway, this was prompted by Dudly-sama.

No, I don't own PoT. You'd think that after the various disclaimers I've written, somebody would have gotten the message. xD

Warning! XD Hiragana and katakana abuse! Or rather, there are hiragana and katakana characters below.

x Poem x 300 words x Prompt - Atobe writes a poem for English class

'Brat, help ore-sama with his English assignment.'

'You need help? I thought that the great Atobe would be able to do his English homework by himself.'

'You should be honoured that ore-sama is coming to ask you for help. And ore-sama just wants to make sure it's perfect since ore-sama is handing it in.'

'Why should I help you?'

'Because you are my lover and ore-sama is demanding that you help him?'

'...What do you need help with then?'

'Just a few words that I can't remember in English, Ryoma.'

'Fine.'

'What's 美しい in English?'

'...Beautiful. You should already know that, Monkey King.'

'びっくりさせます.'

'Astounding.'

'ハンサム?'

'You're just being stupid now. You know it's exactly the same in English.'

'Just tell me the answer!'

'...Handsome, Keigo.'

'可愛い.'

'...I suppose this could be cute or attractive.'

'すごい.'

'Breath-taking, if you want it to sound elegant. But why do you need all these adjectives anyway, Monkey King?'

'Want me to read what I have so far?'

'...Go ahead.'

'You are beautiful.

Astounding.

Handsome beyond compare.

There is nobody more perfect than you.

Your attractive eyes.

Your breathtaking character.

Your soft, silky, hair.

I can find absolutely no fault with you.

There is nobody that I adore more.

It's not done yet though, I still have one or two more lines I want to add.'

'Monkey King, what the hell is that?'

'My English poem.'

'You can't hand that in!'

'Why not?'

'...It doesn't rhyme!'

'It's a freestyle poem.'

'You better not hand that in, Keigo.'

'Why not?' Atobe raised an eyebrow, not understanding why Ryoma was making such a fuss.

Ryoma hung up.

Atobe shrugged, though affronted that he had been hung up on, and said, 'Oh well.' He finished off the last line of his poem.

You are amazing, Atobe Keigo. x owari

x omake

'Guess what, brat?'

'...What, Monkey King?'

'Ore-sama got perfect on that poem.'

'...What kind of teacher would actually give a perfect to such a bad poem?'

'Well, it had such a good subject that it had to be perfect, don't you think?'

Ryoma hung up.

x x x

And there it is! If you liked it, please review, and flames and concrit are welcome. -awinchan