Here's a little silliness that SilverWaterBombadil and I made up.
(Sil made the idea, I made the bloopers. XD)
Enjoy!
DISCLAIMER! I don't own Wild Kratts or this Fanfic! The Fanfic belongs to SilverWaterBombadil.
~~~~~~~~Wild Cat by: SilverWaterBombadil~~~~~~~~
"C'mon Chris! We have to save the lions!" Martin yelled. Chris meanwhile, was trying to unfold his glider.
"Almost...got it...OW!" The glider folded in on Chris hand, and locked his fingers in between him and the glider!
"Ow, Ow! Bro a little help."
"Looks like you're gonna have to wear that for the rest of the fanfic." Martin confessed.
"SERIOUSLY! GET IT OFF! I'm about lose three of my fingers!"
...
The poacher grabbed his gun, and Chris flew in closer. The poacher came out the door with his gun...and pointed it at Chris!
The lioness grabbed the cub, but by the time she got back, it was too late. The poacher fired. Nothing.
"Uh oh!" He said.
"What? Did it lock again?" A voice from back stage asked. Another guy ran up from behind the camera and looked at the Hollywood gun.
"Well, gee man! Ya kinda have to have the safety off!"
Everyone else in the back laughed, including Chris, who was hanging in mid air.
...
Take one!
Martin gave off a worried expression seeing his brother motionless on the ground. He ran to his side.
"Chris? Bro?! Are you okay?" He rolled Chris over, then Chris snorted, trying not to laugh, but he couldn't help it.
"Chris!"
"I am terrible at playing dead, Martin! I couldn't play dead to save my life!"
Take two!
"Chris? Bro?! Are you okay?" He rolled Chris over, and Chris stuck out his tongue, and made a sound that sounded like someone strangling a cat.
Martin laughed so hard, his sides hurt.
Take five!
"Chris? Bro?! Are you okay?" He rolled Chris over.
"I...I don't know, Martin. I...I'm seeing a white light." Chris dramatically said, and Martin started laughing, but Chris continued.
"I'm...feeling...so tired. Take care of...Aviva for me..." He pretended to roll his eyes into the back of his head, and then burst of laughing.
...
"Well, there you are. You still feeling a little famished. (...0.o)"
Everyone in the room laughed, including Kitty at her mess up.
"It's faintish, Laura, and yes I am, thank you for noticing." Martin replied laughing.
"See, this is why I'm your wife!" Laura added.
...
"Martin? Do you...like Phephe? *pauses* WHAT?!" Chris started laughing at the dinner table.
"Oh, dear, you need to go abck to bed, bro!" Martin laughed.
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"Martin! Are you okay?" Kitty called, seeing Martin over the cliff.
"Does it look like I'm okay, I'm hanging from a cliff!" Martin replied.
"You look fine, bye!" Laura replied, walking away.
"No. No! No Kitty! Come back I...I'm slipping!" Martin's hand started to slip.
"Anyone! Help! He..." Martin fell about four feet onto the set floor below, but still he complained.
"Ow, my buttox!"
...
"Dude, that was low." Jimmy said.
"Why?" Martin asked.
Jimmy turned around, not wanting to look at Martin, and answered, "Kitty was listening the whole time."
Martin paused.
"Oh cr*p!"
Jimmy laughed. Martin sounded so weird when he cursed.
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Chris kissed Aviva, just as Martin called in.
"Chris I...whoa." Everyone in the background applauded and whistled, as did Martin.
"Oh, that was fun." Aviva said laughing, Chris joining in soon after.
...
Suddenly, a fire breathing dragon came running down the halls.
"That's impossible!" Chris said. "Isn't it?"
It breathed fire all through the room.
"Uh, Chris?" Martin asked.
"What?"
"The back of your Khaki shorts are on fire." Martin said casually.
"What? AHHHH!" Chris started running around the room like a crazy toddler.
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Take Fifty!
"Chris? Bro?! Are you okay?" Martin rolled Chris over...again.
"Ummm...I'm a little lightheaded." Chris weakly stated.
"Joy." Martin replied, then started laughing.
"That's very funny." The cameraman said behind the camera.
"STOP LAUGHING! LET'S GO!" Eva finally said.
Hope you enjoyed! :D I...
Sil: *glares*
I mean, we had a fun time with this.
Sil: Now, make us happy, and write something in that pretty little white box down there. :)
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