Disclaimer: I do not own DNAngel. Damn…

Warning: Yaoi, male x male, homosexuality, how many ways can I put it till you get the picture? Mpreg.

Barairo Moon

"I don't want to do this." Krad moaned, he and Daisuke were standing on the path to the Niwa household; everyone they knew was in there, which consisted of the Niwa family, Dark and Satoshi.

"If we don't how will we explain it in a few months? Or in a few years?"

"…Dark will find this unbearably funny."

"If he does I'll tell Riku he was being mean and she won't have sex with him for a month." The thief was currently in an on-again off-again relationship with the oldest Harada twin. "Don't worry it'll be fine."

"… alright then." The nineteen year old Daisuke smiled at his lover and took his hand, what they were about to do would be difficult for the blond because he was so embarrassed. As they entered the house and walked into the living room they found everyone already there and happily drinking tea.

"There you two are, you know if you're going to force us all to be here then you should at least be on time." Krad glared daggers at Satoshi for that comment; it only added to the humiliation.

"Never mind, would you two like some strawberry cake?" Emiko shoved the cake under Krad's nose, a hand went to his mouth and he visibly paled. He instead directed his stare at the offending food. It wasn't that Emiko's cake was bad; on the contrary it was amazing.

"No thanks Mom, we're fine." Still holding his hand he pulled the blond down to sit on the sofa.

"Sho whad did you call ush for?" Asked Dark through mouthfuls of cake.

"Swallow before you talk, you pig." Krad scolded.

"Geez sorry Mom." Dai squeezed the blonds hand tighter and held onto his shoulder, preventing him from getting up and beating the shit out of Dark.

"What's up with you two today? You're acting really weird."

"Urr, well we have something to tell you guys." The all just stared and waited for him to continue. "Well, you see…"

"C'mon spit it out." The poor thief was getting curious.

Krad mumbled something so quiet no one understood what he had said.

"What did you say? I'm afraid my old ears don't work so well nowadays." Daiki knew full well it wasn't his ears; the truth was Krad was ashamed to admit the truth.

"I said I'm pregnant! PREGNANT! Are you all happy now!?" a minute went past in absolute silence while the information sank in, not even the birds outside dared to make a single sound. That is, until Dark started to laugh. And not just a little chuckle either, it was the fully blown rolling around on the floor laughing his ass off kind of laughter. The others soon followed suit, Satoshi bearing a wide smirk across his face and the Niwa elders were all giggling.

"Ha ha ha… you were the uke -pant- to Daisuke!? Ah ha ha ha ha!" a smug looked passed Daisuke's features, one that clearly stated the phrase: 'oh yeah…'. That look quickly disappeared when Krad narrowed his eyes at him, to be replaced with that sweet, innocent, cute smile that he knew Krad just couldn't stay mad at. Dark eventually calmed down and got up from the floor, panting heavily. "Let me guess, the one time you let Daisuke be on top you got pregnant right?"

"…" Actually as Daisuke had gotten older he had become more dominant in the relationship and now controlled a large majority of their 'bedroom life'.

"Never mind that, how on Earth has this happened?"

"Isn't that kind of the same subject?"

"Don't be a pervert Dark."

"This coming from the pregnant guy." A glass sculpture of a swan found itself hurtling at the thief's head, narrowly missing and instead shattering on contact with the wall.

"Sorry, I'll replace that."

"Don't worry, I never liked it anyway." Emiko said as she began sweeping it up.

"So how DID this happen?"

"We have no idea. The doctors couldn't figure it out either."

"I might know." Everyone turned to Satoshi. "Well you see Krad and Dark are artworks not human, so the laws of nature don't necessarily apply to them."

"So how the hell am I meant to give birth?"

"…I'll look up more on the subject when I get home."

"I'll look through the Niwa library and see if I can find anything."

"Good idea."

"…Don't you think you're a little young for this?"

Krad and Daisuke turned to look at Emiko like the thought had never crossed their minds.

"I mean Daisuke is still in art school and Krad, you've only just started your career as a personal trainer."

"What would you have us do Mom?"

"…"

"Exactly. We are ecstatic about this baby and are going to raise it with love and care, we will be fine." Krad squeezed the redheads hand and smiled at him, wondering how he can be so brave about this.

"What about money?"

"Krad will work as long as he can and I have skills to fall back on when he can't."

"You do?" Dark as dense as ever.

"Of course."

"What are they? Not prostitution!?"

"He means steeling you moron."

"No, I will not let my son steel for selfish purposes."

"But you send Dark to steel for your collection."

"Exactly, I'll just sell one of those pieces."

"Really? You'd do that for us?"

"Of course, I can't let you struggle through this, especially when it effects the life of my grandchild!" a happy face had now moved onto her features, all doubt gone when she saw the love that would make them work. The conversation drifted from Krad's 'condition' and they all talked like a happy family, because that's what they were really. Satoshi had become like a brother to Daisuke and even Dark (although he'd never admit it) and like a son to Emiko and Kosuke. Eventually Dark started to laugh; randomly it seemed but when asked he said:

"I'm sorry, I'm just trying to picture Krad as loving and caring."

Needless to say Krad was up like a shot ready to attack the purple-headed thief, but he had only taken one step before he stopped dead in his tracks. The colour drained from his already pale face and an uneasy expression fell into place.

"Krad…?" when Daisuke stood up and faced him he saw the signs of something he knew all too well. "C'mon." He hurried the blond upstairs and into the bathroom. The boys on the sofa downstairs just looked at each other confused.

"You don't suppose they're going to…"

"Heh heh, I highly doubt that." Dark turned to Daiki, confusion written all over his face.

"Why? They've wandered off to do that before."

"Just wait for it."

After a few moments the distinct sounds of someone throwing up could be heard from the upstairs bathroom.

"See?"

Emiko began to chuckle slightly, "After the baby's here I'd be surprised if Krad ever let Daisuke near him again."

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"Satoshi."

"Hm? Yes Kosuke?"

"Is everything alright? You seem a bit distracted."

"Yes I'm fine, it's just…"

"Just what?"

"Well for a while now I've been having some weird dreams."

"Dare I ask what about?"

"A girl, she has deep, rich pink eyes with hair to match, it varies but she's always somewhere between newborn and ten."

"Do you know anything about her?"

"Well, she's very sweet and innocent but has a quick temper, but nothing apart from that."

"How long have you been having these dreams?"

"The first was the night of the barairo moon."

"Hm, think there's a connection?"

"Probably, but that was two months ago."

"Maybe it's just a temporary thing."

"Maybe… I should be getting back Sakiko now."

"Okay, take care. And don't forget to meet back here in a week and we'll all share information."

"Okay."

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Barairo = rose coloured.

Kiyoko: So what do you think people? Did ya think it was funny? I laughed my head off when I first thought of it.

Dark: Well you would.

Kiyoko: Hush you or Riku won't sleep with you for a year.

Dark: eeep