It's A Long Story

by SickeningSariBotChik

A humorous little conversation between Spongebob and Sandy. It was origionally gonna be a comic for deviantART but I decided to type it to save time. I might still make a comic of it. SpongebobXSandy

"It's a Long Story"

By Ashleigh 'Renee' Brown

Spongebob

"Sandy,-we've-known-eachother-for-a-very-long-time,-at-least-nine-years-by-now-and-I-think-there's-something-you're-hiding-from-me!"

Sandy

"...All I said was 'hi'."

Spongebob

"And-that's-all-you-ever-say-to-me-anymore-!-Ya'see,-you've-been-acting-very-suspicious-and-distant-for-a-long-time!"

Sandy

"I have not been actin' distant, Squarepants! YOU'RE the one who's been actin' suspicious and distant, not me!"

Spongebob

"Suspicious?!I'm-not-acting-supicious!Why-would-I-be-acting-suspicious?!You're-the-suspicious-one!Why-would-I-be-acting-suspicious,-cuz'-I'm-not!!"

Sandy

"Spongebob, why are y'all talkin' so fast?"

Spongebob

"I'm-not-talking-fast!This-is-how-I-always-talk!It's-not-like-I'm-trying-to-say-something-without-you-understanding-it-like-I-love-you-or-something,-cuz-I-don't-!-Why-would-you-think-that-?!-I-don't-understand-you-sometimes-,you-silly,-silly-squirrel-!-That's-what-I-love-about-you-!-You-always-seem-so-quirky-sometimes-!-You're-personality-is-so-adorable,-just-like-you-!-You-probobly-just-strut-around-in-that-purple-bikini-just-to-tease-me,-don't-you-?!-Please-Sandy,-have-mercy-on-my-heart-!-I-don't-think-I-can-take-this-anymore,-your-looks,-your-ways,-your-personality,-you're-perfect-for-me-!-We-belong-together,-like-Jack-Skellington-and-Sally-!-Sandy,-I-LOVE-YOU-!!-WAAAHHH!!"

Mandy

"Hey guys, what's up?"

Sandy

"Uh...it's a long story..."