"I can't believe this! It's so unfair!"
"What is?"
"You're the one that gets in a car accident and I'm the one that had to get stitches!"
"Hey, I could go home now and think that I'm fine and tomorrow my leg could fall off."
"It's just a little bruise, you big baby. I, on the other hand, have a bloody knee, a twisted wrist and a huge bump in the middle of my forehead!"
"But you're still beautiful."
"Don't you even try! It's all your fault."
"How is it my fault?"
"Well, if you wouldn't have gotten in an accident I wouldn't have ran here like a maniac without tying my boot and I wouldn't have fallen and banged my head on the wall!"
"One of your most graceful moments…"
"Please make fun of me! That's what I need right now!"
"I didn't mean to make you mad."
"Peachy!"
He looked at her as she sat on the hospital bed, an ice pack held against her head, studying her bruised knee. She suddenly looked up into his eyes and whispered "I'm sorry…"
"Why are you sorry?"
"You could have died and I'm yelling at you."
"I didn't die."
"But you could have."
"But I didn't. And please don't say that I could have. It's getting repetitive."
"I was scared."
He sat next to her and kissed her shoulder gently, pulling hr into a hug.
"I'm fine."
"But what if your leg falls off?"
"It won't. You made the nice doctor check 5 times. And if it does I'll just get a wooden one and say I'm a pirate."
"Will you wear an eye patch?"
"What kind of a pirate would I be if I didn't have one?"
"One who still has both eyes?"
"But this way I could switch it around and confuse people."
"You're putting way to much thought into this."
"I am bored. I've been in this hospital for the last 4 hours. I want to get out of here. Can we go?"
She kissed him and nodded.
"Give me your keys."
"What for?"
"My car is wrecked and we have to get home some way and since you have to keep that on your head I am driving."
"No you're not. In fact you're never driving again."
"It wasn't my fault."
"That damned wall just jumped in front of you."
"No, that damned moron swerved and got in front of me and I tried to avoid him and I hit the wall."
"What is it with us and walls today?"
"It's a conspiracy. It's obvious they hate us."
"I'm tearing down all the walls when we get home."
"That wouldn't leave us with to much of a home, now wouldn't it?"
"But what if they decide to attack while we sleep?"
"We'll hide under the bed."
"It's filled with books."
"We'll move them."
"I still think we should tear the walls."
"And go live in a tent?"
"It's nice and wall-free."
"You are insane."
"But you love me."
"More then you'll ever know."
She lowered the hand that was held the ice pack and kissed him.
"You're still not driving."
"We'll get a cab."
He stood up and held his hand out for her. She smiled and took it.
"Jess…"
"Huh?"
"I love you too."
She got up as well and he wrapped his arm around her waist.
"Let's go home…"