THIS IS THE FIRST PART. THE SEQUEL IS WHAT XMINACHAN PUT UP.

Okay? At first,

I wrote this story, but then we both did it together. Sometimes this story embarrases me.

YOUDIDNHEARTHATLOL.

I don't own Azumanga Daioh.

I don't own Mini Moni.

That makes me wanna cry. It really does.

(WARNING: Swears. ALOT of em.)

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So, I was sitting in my chair right? I just now woke up from another one of those Mini Moni verses my internet homies dreams. So, I got up, and turned to some Mini Moni song, which happened to be "Hinamatsuri." Now, don't get me wrong, that song kicks serious ass. But as I was watching it, I felt like Mini Moni was up to something. I glared at the Mini Moni group. Watching them carefully through that little music video on youtube. I saw stars in their eyes. Litterally. That's what hit me. The dreams.. were inspiration. EVERYTHING was mere inspiration. A mere illusion. Just waiting, to for some one to be.. inspired by it. I glared into the eyes of the Mini Moni.. And beleive it or not, I saw Tomo. Then I saw Mina. And Kimi, and myself.

..Then I saw..

The fanfiction.

And this fanfiction, is based, off of exactly what I saw...

AND NOW WE BEGIN!

In the large, extremely busy city of Manhattan, sat a tall building, even taller then the Empire State building, in the heart of the city. It saw everything through it's many wide windows. The river, the bridges, the statue of liberty. It was very office like inside. People dressed in fancy office clothes, and wore glasses, and worked in cubicles. In each cubicle, there was a desk, and on each desk, there were computers. Accompanying the desks, were big, bulky computer chairs.

On the top floor, there was a door, all the way at the end of the hall, that read,

"Manhattan Assasins."

Which is how the tall building got it's name. The 'MA' headquarters.

Behind the door, sat a respectively short blonde with very long hair who had a petite build, behind a wooden desk, that faced the window. She sat relaxed in a chair, drawing in a sketch book. She had pretty brown eyes, just as she was pretty absorbed in her drawing.

She wore tight black shorts, that stopped directly above the knee, and black netted fingerless gloves, and a tan tank-top.

Next to her, sat a tall, busty figured girl wearing the same outfit just red and black, with a bored expression on her face. She had black, spikeyish hair. Her left eye was red, and her right eye was brown, due to some.. freak.. accident. (Naw, not really) She thought about getting an eyepatch, but her friends would only laugh, and make pirate noises. She was not a girl to take seriously anyway. The girl slowly looked at the clock hanging on the wall.

"Where the hell is she?!"

The blonde turned to her friend, as if she was just noticing her presence.

"You know how Kimi is, Chii."

The girl with black hair, now known as Chii, turned her head to her blonde friend. "YEAH, I KNOW THAT'S SHE'S LATE!"

Chii let out a sigh, and then looked at the blonde's drawing. "That's comming out pretty good. Who is it, Chiyo?"

The blonde looked at her friend once again and smiled, "Yeah, it's Chiyo. I'm about to draw Osaka yelling at Chiyo's pigtails. I didn't think it came out good." She tried to be humble, but even she thought the picture looked pretty realistic. Chii turned away from the blonde before she got jealous. She began to try and start conversation, because it was a bit too quiet.

"Slow day, isn't it?"

Without looking from the sketchbook, the blonde nodded.

The office they were in had a big wooden desk facing the window in the back of the room. It had two chairs in the back of the desk, both occupied by the two sitting in it. There was a ficus plant sitting to the left of the desk.

In front of the room, next to the large window, sat a small coffee table, flooded with a whole bunch of posters, and papers. To the left of that, sat another desk, with two chairs in the back of it, with a plant to the right side. There were posters all over that side too. The room had a modern, orangesh-wooden colour to it's walls. They thought of redecorating, but their excuse was that they didn't have the time. Actually, it's because they were all lazy.

The clock mentioned before, hung above the window.

Chii, the black, ravened haired one, began to tremble slightly. The blonde didn't notice.

Chii then grew red in the face. It looked like a volcano was just now about to errupt.

The silence was unbearable.

"GOD DAMNIT, SKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" She screamed, standing up out of the chair suddentally.

LMAO, THE BLONDE FELL OUT OF HER CHAIR, ALL ON THE FLOOR, SHAKING,

"CHII! WHAT'S WRONG?!"

Chii turned to the blonde, "MINAAAAAAAAAAA! I'M SOOOOOOOOOOOO FRUCKING BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORED!"

The blonde we know as Mina, blinked. She slowly climbed into her chair. "I'm sure some one would want to assasinates some one! Trust me!" She said in her reasuring voice. Chii shot a death glare at Mina, then sat down in the chair. She began whining.

"I'M BORED, I'M SO BORED, I'M SO FRICKEN BORED, I'M SO BORED, I'M SO BORED, I'M SO BORED!"

In order to shut the annoying black haired one up, Mina looked under the desk and pulled out a laptop. She handed it to Chii. "Here, go look at some hentai, or read some fanfiction. I bet alot of new ones came out."

Chii sniffled, "But the fanfiction is getting dryer, and dryer, and gayer, and gayer. And no one's updating their peices." (I don't mean it. I LOVE you guys!)

"Well, how about you write your own fanfiction. Write a lime or a lemon one. I'll be your editor again."

Chii looked at Mina, and then the laptop. "Fine, okay."

Mina smiled and went back to her sketch book.

A few minutes later, the door slammed open, and a girl ran in. She had long dark brown hair in a ponytail, and brown eyes. She was short, but taller then Mina, and was holding a white sheet of paper, probably written on it, can't tell from this angle. She waved it nervously.

"L--LOOK!"

Mina's head turned quickly to the overly excited girl. "Calm down, Mak."

Mak, the excited girl, calmed down, and showed the white paper. "KIMI'S UP FOR RANSOME!"

In the corner, the raven haired girl, exploded in hysterical laughter, "What the hell are they holding Kimi for ransome for? A dollar?"

Mina gasped, "FIVE 'CAZRILLION' DOLLARS?!" She tilted her head, to see if she was reading right.

"WHAT?!" Shouted Chii, "KIMI'S NOT WORTH THAT MUCH!"

"Oh, we got to save her!" Cried Mina.

Chii snatched the paper out of Mina's hand. "Mini Moni is holding her captive for five cazillion dollars..."

(Good luck finding five 'cazillion' dollars.)

"I've heard of Mini Moni." Said Mak, "They're this J-pop group for children. They'are apart of Hello! Project."

"Well," Decided Chii, "It's time we pay Mini Moni a visit, to get my girlfriend back!"

"With just you and Mina?! You two don't stand a chance! There are four and a half members of Mini Moni!" Disagreed Mak, "The two of you can't go!"

Mina blinked, "Four in a half?"

"We're just going to have to get a little help from some friends." Said Chii.

Mak and Mina gasped, "You don't mean.."

"Yup!" Chii intterupted, "I do mean..."

"The Azumanga Daioh protective services."

MADE THAT UP. YEAH IT SOUNDS GAY. SO WHAT? GOT A PROBLEM? SPEAK TO MY LAWYER!