I OWN NOTHING.- weirdperson95

CHAPTER 1

One Saturday afternoon, after witnessing a cruel, yet amusing, prank, by our favorite Marauders; Lily Evens sat at the Gryffindor table, in the Great Hall.

"How the hell did this happen?" Lily questioned as she buried her face in her arms.

"Well...." Marlene begun. "Lets see. You have been cruel to Potter since 1st year, thus making him more attracted to you. Then, while he kept hitting one you, at some point during the last 5 years you feel for him. End of story." Lily glared at her best friend. "Don't get pissed off at me. I, as your friend, am telling you the truth."

"Then don't tell me the truth." Lily ran her hand through her bright red hair.

Marlene raised her right hand . "I can not tell a lie." She caught her friends eye. Instantly they burst out in laughter.

"OK. OK." Lily tried to stop her giggling. "So what should I do, now?"

"Here's an idea. Go out with him!!!"

"NO! I don't see why I should. I mean just cause he's very popular, and extremely sexy, and has amazing eyes..." Marlene snapped her fingers in front of Lily. "Wait! What?!" Observing Marlene's amused expression. "Fuck!" Lily banged her head on the table.

"Language, Evens." A husky voice came from behind the two friends.

"Shit!" Lily said under her breath.

"Hope you two ladies don;t mind me sitting here." James sat close to Lily.

Before Lily could reply, Marlene responded, "We don't mind, at all." Lily glared at her.

"So... Evens, what are you planing for Saturday?" James asked, a sly (and indescribably hot) look crossed his face.

"Why?" Lily questioned.

"Well... I know it's your birthday, so..." He shrugged.

"How do you know that?!"

"Does it matter?" James asked with a crafty visage.

"Yes! How can it not?! Wait! Marlene told..." Lily turned to her best friend, who had disappeared from the Great Hall. Where the hell is she?!

"No, McKinnon didn't tell me."

"Then how the fuck did you know then?" Lily was really confused.

"Well... I have known you for 4 years now." He leaned closer to her. "I was bound to catch on sometime." A mischievous look spread across his face.

"I um..." Lily couldn't think straight.

James couldn't take it any more. Being so close to such a beautiful redhead was torture. He moved so that his lips met Lily's.

HOLY CRAP!!!!!!!! He's kissing me!! James Potter is kissing me!!!!!!

What the fuck!!!! A new voice screamed inside Lily's head. Are you just going to let him kiss you like this?!

Shut the hell up! OH MY GOD!!! He's such a good kisser!!

OK I know its short but I'll update if/when I get reviews :) - weirdperson95