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A.p.R: This is the first of, what I hope to be many, little unrelated ficlets that instead of a normal dialogue have Invader Zim quotes. It was just an Idea that popped into my head. Invader Zim quotes put into an X: Men Evo-fic, why not? If you think they should or shouldn't be continued let me know.

~~~~~Bayville High's Saturday detention~~~~~~~

Principal Kelly is sitting in a desk in the front of the classroom, watching the detainees; Kurt; Scott and Jean, who had already graduated; Kitty; Lance, who was only there because Kitty was, and, finally, Evan.

Scott and Jean: Why are we here Principal Kelly?

Kelly: When you were my students, I said you'd amount to nothing. And I was right. You're NOTHING!

Lance: I was born with webbed fish toes... like some kind of horrible fish-boy. Wanna see?

Kitty: You know, you need help?!

Kurt: Have you the BRAINWORMS!!!!!

Lance: Am I the only one seeing the fuzzy elf sitting in class?

Kurt: What you say?

Lance: You're a freak, freak.

Kurt teleports to the front of the room and runs out crying and Kitty follows.

Kitty: Comeback!!! You're not a freak! You're just STUPID!

John enters the room, costume and all, and walks over to Principal Kelly.

John: Sorry I'm late Kelly, I couldn't find my invitation. You're lucky I made it at all!

Kelly: You weren't invited at all.

Evan: This place smells. Can I have a soda?

Kelly: Didn't I banish you to the Acolytes?

John: I put all the fires out!

Kelly: You make them worse!

John: Worse…or Better?

Kelly: Doesn't matter!!! You are not deserving to be in the presence of my AMAZING!

Jean: He's right you know?

Pyro turns to Jean and sets her hair on fire causing her to scream and run into the windowsill and fall 15ft to her doom…okay not her doom, she still has a few lines.

Jean: My Spleen! *Now on the ground outside*

Scott: Rahahahahahahahahaha! Inferior human organs! *A large ball hits him* FOH! My squeedilyspooch!

Kelly: Good work John! I see now you are truly deserving.

John: Yes. Yes I am.

~End~

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