A/N: Hey! I've been listening to the Seussical soundtrack lately and I just thought 'Wouldn't it be cool to make a Harry Potter parody to Amayzing Mayzie?'. Enjoy!
Harry: Poor little Muggles! A sorry sight! Well, I'm going show you magic and things and baby, you'll be alright!
I was once a plain little boy like you kids
My parents were killed by the Dark Lord when I was like, two
I lived with my uncle, aunt and fat cousin too
Then I heard about Hogwarts and well, I felt new
Dudley: Go on, Harry
Harry: Then a giant man who's name was Hagrid
Told me I was accepted to a magic school
Went to Diagon Ally
Ron/Hermione: Got a wand that is great
Harry: I was ready for Hogwarts and I couldn't wait!
Now I'm (vocal slide)
Amayzing Harry!
As magic as magic can be now
Amayzing Harry!
I lived under the stairs
Amayzing Harry!
Cho Chang is whistling at me now
Amayzing Harry!
I'm the Hogwarts alpha male!
Ron/Hermione: Secret rooms!
Harry: Yes, I've done it it all!
Ron/Hermione: Lots of doom!
Harry: Ouch! Those broomstick falls!
Ron/Hermione: Prison breaks!
Harry: Black is my uncle!
Sirius: Technically, I'm your godfather!
Ron/Hermione: Triwizard Cup!
Harry: Spoiler! Cedric's dead!
Ron/Hermione: Hagrid's pup!
Harry: Take in my scarred forehead!
Ron/Hermione: Look it up! Harry's better than us!
(Harry trills his tongue)
Harry: Look at me!
Ron/Hermione: Look at him!
Harry: I vanquished the Daark Loord!
Neville: Well, really, that's all thanks to me
Harry: Can you be as amayzing?
Dumbledore: I'm older
Harry: As amaaaaaayzing as
MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Luna: That was rather nice Harry. Now how would you like to go visit the thestrals with me?
Harry *embarassed: Luna, you're ruining my reputation. In front of all of these Muggles!
Thank you! Please review and tell me what you think!