hey guys dis is my nu fic. hope u lik it, cuz if u dont ill kil u, lol. thx 2 OLTRX 4 the edits. luv ya gurl!

"Jess, u lok... amzing!" Herimone, hu iz now callD Maya, xclaimed. all i wz warin wz a polo top n sum shorts... dis S my regular lyf at my all wzard skool, hogwarts, at lest, sun enuf.

"Uh-oh," practicaly yelld Mya "Giny S cmng!" C, wat did I tel u! So as u myt tnk, cho chang n Maya granger r my BFF tyms 1 million, n Giny S my foe. ur 1 smrt chik1!

"Qick hide undr d bed Maya, n Cho, stall!" i wispered qkly. thN bout 5 2nds l8r, gINY, W her lng stringy blond haire.

"whers yr 'nu Parisain cloths'," i sacrastically sad.

"out at bestt maids dry cleaners," Giny said ina breth n a vicious glaire, "whers my bsetie Maya?" thx a lot, fix us outta dis! i frantically txted at d speed of lyt 2 Cho (well, nt rely).

"Mya S att d cafe," cho said "loking 4 u, bt thN she said she wz gunA to d lib, n thN d transfigruatin class rum, n aftr dat the..." Cho kept stammring on n on n on. nuf tym 2 gt MAya ot frm undR d bed n ot d bk door w/o GINY notiing. Ginys out Cho txted 2 me she went 2 girls rm 2 look 4 lex, HRRY! Maya an I qkly sprung n2 axn n ran 2 a tre, climbd in it n hid til nxt period. gg 2 potions cls. cant hide 4ever i txted.

"dat wz a clse 1," said d vry very tired Mya.

"I knw we gotta..." i shortly said

"Maya lk hihi!" Giny bounced n "wE r lk alw 2gtha ryt!"

"I gueS," said Mya nervously

"Giny, outta her!" I said wiht my risin tempr.

"its MY LNCH, so I gt2 sit with Maya!' she smriked. Cho thN popd outa nowher n said in conclusion b4 d 2nd bell rung

"Your rong Giny, if its yr lnch n d period is 4 piriods b4 lnch thN u dnt gt2 nxt 2 her," . Cho ralled her eyz.

"so wat!" d green-eyd-monsterd giNY said "I stil am teachers pet 2da!" thN d bell rang. Tachers pet is d pRsN hu dz ll d stuff on d board n tAks atendance. n wen I went n d clsrum I realized dat my outfit wz totally coverd n dust, spida weds, n doze prickly plents frm clibin up da tre. I wz very uncom4tabl an I cUd gt movD 2 a diFrent cls! I shat in da mid of da clsrum on d rug n shut my eyz. I didnt wn2 gt kickD ot agn 4 my cellie ringin in da mid of clas. techas gt realy pized off wen dat hapens 2ice in da same cls.

"bonjur cls," said d Potoins teacha, Proff Carinca "2day were gunA b lerning h2 remMbr spels,"

"I hve 1 questin, " said Cho

"wat?"

"y is ur name so wierd?" d hole clas lafed. i love my skool.

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