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A/N: This is co-written by SetoEevee7, you should check out some of her work if you haven't before.

Prologue

Amanda's POV:

It was a normal Saturday morning at my house. Seto and I were in the kitchen, drinking coffee and both on separate computers. I was working on a new story that I hoped to publish soon and Kaiba, well, he was looking over stocks and proposals for Kaiba Corp. Also, normal for a Saturday, there was the fated knock that always brought trouble.

We both looked up from our respective projects and glanced at each other. "I suppose someone should get that." Seto says, an eyebrow raised, staring at me, sitting across from him. "Must I always?" I sigh and put my coffee cup down on the table as I shake my head. I get up, having learned by now that I'll just end up getting the door whether I want to or not.

As I open the door a crack, I see Axel and my best friend, Ari, who looks extremely upset. Seeing that it's only them, I open the door all the way, a wide grin plastered on my face. "Oh, it's only you two, what's up?" I say as I notice the distress on Ari's features and frown at Axel, automatically blaming him. "What did you to her this time, Axel?"

He rolls his eyes, "I did nothing. She's got something wrong with her." I cross my arms over my chest, "Yeah right, Axel. Ari is probably fine and you did something crazy to make her angry with you, didn't you?" I pout as I question him; this seemed to be turning out like any normal Saturday. "She says she isn't Ari anymore," he says, quietly. "I'm not," the girl looked over at him, looking even more annoyed, "I've already told you, my name is Maka!"

I raise an eyebrow as I study the two of them curiously. "So, you're telling me that you," I point at Maka, "got minded switched with Ari. Hm." I make an invisible mustache and rub my chin thoughtfully. "That sounds like something Bakura would do." Axel nods, "Exactly." "Oh boy. Well I guess we should find A-" My voice is cut off by a beeping noise from my belt loop, I recognize the sound as Soundwave in his tape deck form,

"Starscream is reporting in. Amanda." He says, the voice sounded robotic and emotionless. "What's up, Screamer?" I say after pressing one of the many buttons on Soundwave. Starscream laughs, "Hahaha, it seems your Blonde Bomber friend has found a foe. And it's getting humorously brutal over here. I say you better get over here before things get worse."

I groan, already exasperated from the 'Ari Situation.' I really did not need any more trouble. "Really!? That child!" I sigh, aggravatedly. "Screamer, what is your location?" I waited for a few minutes as Starscream gathered where he was. "The park up a ways, I'm surprised you don't see the explosions." Just then we see a huge cloud of smoke pop off screaming into the area, the sound of a bomb goes off. I shake my head as I give Maka and Axel the face of shame. "Sorry guys but I gotta jet, I've got to make sure Deidara doesn't kill this guy. I guess you guys are welcome to come along."

I yell at Seto to let him know what is going on and I start to head down the sidewalk. Axel smirks, " A portal may be faster, you know." I roll my eyes, "Okay. You are right. Thank you Axel, sorry- uh- for yelling at you- earlier." He shrugs, "Not a problem." You notice that he is starting to become a little less annoying than usual as he opens up a portal. I smile, "Maka, you coming?" She nods, and silently follows, observing all this craziness that I now refer to as normalcy.

I smile to her again as I step into the portal. She follows me and Axel walks in after her. The portal's other end transports us to the park a little ways from my house. We are welcomed to the scene with the sound of growling chainsaws and exploding bombs. I look around wildly trying to see where Deidara is but smoke is all we can see at the moment. Axel raises an eyebrow, "Yo, bomber, where are you!?"

A rush of wind rushes at us and the gentle feel of clay wings hits all our faces. The smoke lifts and we both see the Blonde Bomber on top of one of his many bird like creations, an insane smile is attacking his face. "Axel! Hello! Amanda, Ari! It's a pleasure to see you three again! He sounds quite thrilled over this little fact. Maka rolls her eyes, "I'm Maka. Deidara's eyebrows rise in surprise, "Hn. What is her problem, yeah?"

Out of the blue, another voice is heard. It sounds very raspy and is unknown to all of us, "HEY BLONDIE DONT LOOK AWAY WHILE FIGHTING!" The sound of a chainsaw fills our ears again. The blond snickers, and swoops up quickly, a bomb quickly being made in his hands. "Who's the new guy?" Axel asks me. I just shrug, "I haven't the slightest clue. Deidara found him, I guess. The first time I heard about it was when Starscream spoke to me just a few seconds ago."

"Mind if I get in on the fight then?" he asks. I frown, "I don't know if that is the best idea." Another explosion sets off and I wince, "Unless you want to try to silence the two children." "It would be my pleasure," he smirks and sends a blast of fire both their ways and a chakram, which succeeds in pinning down Giriko. Girko, who we all can now clearly see, changes his focus to the new comer, Axel.

"WHAT THE- WHO IS THIS NEW GUY NOW!" He looks madder than before if that is even possible. Deidara dodges Axel's chakrams like a mosquito avoids getting slapped in the air. "Hm! What is the big idea Axel! Ruining my fun, yeah?" Deidara looks a bit pissed off about the attack but that soon wears off. Giriko during this moment uses the chains on his legs and kicks the chakram off, making him free. He then charges at Axel.

Axel sighs and portals right behind him, "You were taking too long, blondie." Giriko blinks in surprise and looks behind him, he growls revealing his pointed teeth. Using his chains, he skids back towards Axel. Deidara flies near them, now sitting on his bird like he is bored. "Hn. You are as annoying as ever red head!" He lazily throws a bug bomb down towards the two of them. Axel dodges both of them with ease and a chakram hits Giriko in the head.

Giriko growls as the blade slices his skin lightly. He rolls, ducking again, from Deidara's bomb. Meanwhile, Deidara flies lazily towards the ground, a bomb or two gets flicked downwards. Maka sees my face twitch in annoyance at the blonde casualness and I take the tape deck from my holder and throw it into the air, "Soundwave, transform!" Soundwave does as he is told and Maka sees a giant robot appear, he turns to me and I nod.

He nods back and raises his arms up; I quickly turn to Maka and Axel, "COVER YOUR EARS!" I cover my ears just in time to where Soundwave blasts a high-pitched frequency into the air. They both cover their ears as well. Giriko and Deidara looks suddenly surprised and when the sound reaches their ears they both let out a yelp. "What is that thing? Some kind of golem!?" Giriko does not seem too pleased with this new development.

"You idiot! It's called a Decepticon!" Deidara attempts to cover his ears, as does Giriko. "What is that noise!?" Giriko yells, even more agitated than before. "Soundwave will stop if you two idiots stop fighting!" I say, barely heard above the noise, but heard nonetheless. Axel chuckles, "You two may as well, it's useless to fight." Deidara growls, as does Giriko, the two give each other a deathly glare. "I don't give up a fight that easily!" Giriko yells and he charges forward while Soundwave's blasts keep blaring. Deidara smiles madly, "Neither do I!" He throws a bomb towards his opponent.

Suddenly, right before our eyes, there is an explosion of pink smoke. None of us know where it comes from, but it most certainly does not come from Deidara's bombs. I cough furiously until I see the smoke disappear. I blink a few times so my vision clears. A strange smile takes my lips and I laugh, "Well they aren't going to be fighting now." I turn wildly around, "Puck! Where are you?" There before us remain two children, Girko and Deidara.

Soundwave returns to his place and up from behind us steps Seto Kaiba. Puck is hanging in the air beside him, waving like a creeper. Axel smiles, "Hey Puck, how are ya?" Puck laughs, "Oh, I'm dandy! How are you, my fine red-headed friend?" It seems that Giriko and Deidara are kind unconscious at the moment. "Seto, did you ask him to come?" I ask, curiously. Kaiba nods putting his hands in his pockets, "I knew Deidara wouldn't give up a fight, so I thought it would be wise to call Puck in."

Axel shrugs, continuing in his conversation with the maniacally crazy magician, "Well, I have no idea where my girlfriend is and these idiots wouldn't stop fighting so, okay I guess?" Puck laughs again, "Oh, it's one of those types of days," he laughs again but then looks at Maka, his lips turning into an o-shape. "Oh, but isn't that your girlfriend?" I shake my head and walk to the two children, who now appear to be like three years old. I sigh and gently pick them up. "My goodness, what are we going to do with these children?" Everyone shrugs, "Now, if you can excuse me, I have an evil, white haired guy to go kill," Axel grumbles.