A Simpsons yaoi fanfic
A Charles Montgomery Burns and Sideshow Bob story
The Maniac and the Billionare
Note 1: This is by-far my craziest shipping!
Note 2: This is in Bob's point of view.
Disclaimer: I only own the story itself, none of the characters.
Chapter 1: I'm being released to work for the city's billionare
I've been in the Penitentiary for four years, three months, and twenty-five days.. I still planning on opening up a flower shop after my three life sentences are served. I've heard rumors that someone is going to hire me through the Work Release Program, I just hope that it's not Cecil, that backstabbing traitor. Soon two wardens walk up to my cell, open the door, and say while grabbing my arms, "You're going to be work for someone, Sideshow Bob." Not too long later, I walk into the same room where I met up with Cecil when he came to hire me, and this time I don't see him. Instead I see two men, one who looked like he was in his sixties or seventies, and the other looked like he was about forty-five to forty-seven. I recognize the older man.
It was Mr. Burns, the owner of the Nuclear Power Plant, why would he want to hire me? When I sit down, he tells me, "You're going to be working for me!" I ask why to which the younger man says, "I'm going to spend time with my mother, and the last time I left, I hired Homer Simpson to be my replacement, but he ended up causing me to knock Mr. Burns out his office balcony." Mr. Burns tells him, "Pish-tosh, Waylon. That's not what I'm hiring him for. I can take care of myself.", "Young man, you're an expert at coming up with schemes, correct?" I nod and say, "Expert is an understatement." Waylon looks at me and then whispers something to Mr. Burns, who then says, "You're hired."
End of chapter 1: I'm being released to work for the city's billionare
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Chapter 2: The real reason why Mr. Burns hired me