Hey guys I got really board so I wrote this. It's a bunch of texts between the avengers, Katelyn and Loki. Hope you like it. I might add a few other things like Facebook and such. Any hoo! Read on! Also don't forget to review. I'm sorry for the second conversation.
Texts
Katelyn: Hey! I need a favor.
Loki: What's up?
Katelyn: Do you know where the pop tart factory is? Thor is getting out of hand because he's hungry and I DON'T HAVE ANYMORE STUPID TARTS!
Thor: I WANT MORE POP TARTS!
Katelyn: Calm down and stop angry texting me. We are in the same room.
Katelyn: Loki please help me! Preferably NOW!
Loki: Why should I help you?
Katelyn: remember that thing I told you about last week?
Loki: Yes.
Katelyn: Your gonna be that person.
Loki: oh ok I'll help. Just don't do that thing to me.
Katelyn: and why not?
Loki: Because you love me *sheepishly*
Katelyn: HA! Don't try that. You know the ending. Any hoo, where's the factory?
Tony: What factory are we talking bout and what's that thing?
Loki: How did you get into this conversation?
Tony: I hacked it. What part of genius billionaire playboy philanthropist don't you get?
Katelyn: do you know where the pop tart factory is?
Tony: Is Thor getting out of hand again?
Loki: yes now leave.
Tony: Bossy and just bring him to my Malibu mansion. I have an entire case for him.
Katelyn: thank you. You're a life saver.
Loki: What about me? I forgave you.
Katelyn: ya after it took me four times to get you to say those words.
Loki: sorry. I didn't know that the words "I forgive you" could heal you.
Katelyn: WHY DO YOU THINK I ASKED YOU TO FORGIVE ME!
Tony: well I don't know what we're talking bout so just go ahead and bring Thor over. I'll see you then.
Katelyn: Thanks Tony, see you then. Loki, just sleep with one eye open. We'll finish this later.
Loki: Umm ok. *nervous*
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Natasha: Hey do you know if Aunt Sue is still in Russia?
Katelyn: Ohh umm, look I should have told you this earlier but Aunt Sue was murdered along with Lee. I'm sorry; I thought that you would have forgotten. I didn't mean to keep it from you.
Natasha: oh.
Katelyn: I really am sorry, I just found out yesterday.
Natasha: is that why you were locked in your room?
Katelyn: well I was actually... I was…yep
Natasha: What were you actually doing?
Katelyn: do you know where the pop tart factory is?
Natasha: how did we get to pop tarts?
Katelyn: I'm gonna buy stock in them and buy a bunch for Thor.
Natasha: oh um ok. Hey I got to go. Clint just broke his bow.
Katelyn: how the hell did he do that? Tony made it almost as durable as the hulk.
Natasha: Almost.
Katelyn: ahh. Now it makes sense why Clint was trying to break it. Ha I should a known.
Katelyn: Natasha?
Katelyn: you there?
Katelyn: fine. Be like that. Tell Clint to stop breaking his bows. Tony's already has five made but that doesn't mean he should break them all.
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Steve: hey Bruce, do you know how to work an X-box?
Bruce: ya y?
Steve: Clint is trying to teach me but he is just too… modern.
Bruce: thanks for the complement.
Steve: I didn't mean that you were not. I just… ahh. Umm
Bruce: it's fine. What game r u guys playin?
Steve: some weird fighting game called halo. Can u help?
Bruce: ya ill be there in a min
Steve: a what?
Bruce: a minute
Steve: o ok see u then.
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Tony: have you and loki ever kissed?
Katelyn: How did this come up?
Tony: oh so you have. Eww
Katelyn: again how did this come up and no we have never kissed
Tony: riiight. Loki was saying that he has kissed a girl and I asked what her name was and he said it was none of my bissnes, just wanted to make sure it wasnt u
Katelyn: and y cant it be me?
Tony: no reason
Katelyn: liar tell me.
Tony: really there is no reason
Katelyn: y?
Tony: ok I thought it would be weird if it was u because your older than him by 2 thousand years plus u look 14 and he looks 24
Katelyn: riiiight ;)
Tony: what?
Katelyn: nothin
tony: tell me
Katelyn: there is no reason really
Tony: riight
Katelyn: r u jealous
Tony: no no not at all
Katelyn: I looked at the history on ur computer and it says different
Tony: how the hell did u get into that file
Katelyn: hellllloooo 6 thousand years old here and I worked with ur father
Tony: riight how far did u get
Katelyn: all the way through it. U tried to find me in the norse department
tony: sooo
Katelyn: im not in those silly stories about the gods I kept to myself on earth. I didnt try to make u people fear me or anything
Tony: riiight
Katelyn: bye
tony: but we r not done
Tony: hello?
Tony: fine. Have fun kissing Loki.
Loki: I havent kissed her
Tony: how the hell did u know what we were talking bout
Loki: I was looking over her shoulder while she was texting u
Tony: o
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Clint: hey Nat
Natasha: hey whats up?
Clint: I wanted to know if u wanted to catch a movie with me
Tony: what movie?
Clint: damn it tony stop hacking our texts
Natasha: Clint calm down and yes I would like to go to a movie with u
Clint: u pick it
Tony: aww young love
Clint: but out metal head
Tony: hurtful
Natasha: I dont care what movie and tony please do stay out of this
Tony: gosh I feel so loved *all sarcasm included*
Clint: whatever. How bout tuesday night?
Natasha: ok
Tony: what time and can I come
Natasha/Clint: NO!
Tony: awww
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Bruce: could u donate some blood for an experiment please?
Katelyn: and who conducing the expirament?
Bruce: me and Tony
Katelyn: what r u going to do with it?
Bruce: compare it to a humans and then try to find how u use magic
Katelyn: cant u just ask Thor
Bruce: we did and he started claiming that we were going to make a clone of him sooo ya
Katelyn: o is that even possible?
Bruce: I have studied it and no its not possible to even make a perfect clone and thats not what we r going to do with it
Katelyn: k good see u at the lab
Bruce: thanks
Katelyn: no prob
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Fury: we need to talk
Katelyn: oh do we now?
Fury: dont get snarky with me
Katelyn: dont u mean starky
Fury: whatever just meet me at the top of stark tower
Katelyn: Thor! Fury wants to make a clone of me!
Thor: dont worry I want let him
Katelyn: ?
Thor: I mean I wont let him. Sorry these keys r so tiny
Katelyn: o
Thor: Fury u lay one hand on her and I will crush both of your hands and then send u to Valhalla and let the the man u call the devil tor
Fury: and what?
Thor: damn it I ran out of characters. Torture u till u scream for mercy!
Fury: I didnt know u could be so dark
Katelyn: me either
Fury: I thought Loki was the only dark one.
Katelyn: hey! Dont pick on him
Fury: y not he practicly distroied new york
Katelyn: its my job to pick on him
Fury: oookkaayy
Katelyn: any hoo im not meeting u to "talk"
Fury: thats an order
Katelyn: im not part of the avengers, u cant order me around
Fury: fine ill tell Odin
Katelyn: i'd like to see u try
Thor: me too. Heimdall doesnt open the bifrost for just anyone
Fury: I have my ways
Katelyn: and I have mine now if youll excuse me I have to go do my job
Fury: what? Pick on Loki?
Katelyn: No I work at the movie theater
Tony: say hi to Clint and Natasha for me when they go on their date
Katelyn: ?
Tony: I hacked it. Any hoo I didnt know Thor could be so dark either
Fury: …
Katelyn: Bye
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Thor: Brother u must join me at this mortal thing called the Texas state fair. Man of iron says it is must fun and they have fried pop tarts
Loki: no and im not ur brother
Thor: but u must come. It will be dun
Loki: ?
Thor: I mean fun these keys r so tiny.
Loki: nope not going.
Katelyn: but I want to go
Loki: how did u get into this
Katelyn: "man of iron" taught me how to hack into texts
Thor: will u come with me?
Loki: no
Katelyn: yes
Thor: good FRIED POP TARTS HERE WE COME!
Katelyn: yee haw
Thor/Loki: ?
Katelyn: never mind
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Steve: can u teach me how to dance?
Katelyn: sure
Steve: thanks while we r can u tell me about Peggy?
Katelyn: I can shift to look like her and u can have that dance
Steve: um ok
Katelyn: cool meet me in the gym at 7
Steve: ok thank u
Katelyn: no prob
Katelyn: Hey bruce r there cameras in the gym?
Bruce: ya y?
Katelyn: dont tell anyone but im going to teach steve to dance while looking like Peggy
Bruce: so y do u need to know if there r cameras
Katelyn: so I can cover them so no one knows that I did that for steve
Tony: u dont have to worry about Brucie telling but u might want to worry bout me
Katelyn: damn