Disclaimer: I don't own the Akatsuki from Naruto. D: it will be such an awesome thing if i were to own them, though. They're such hotties! xD

What inspired this was Deidara's, Hidan's, Itachi's and the rest of Akatsuki's never-ending hotness. :D

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"All you need is just to relax, Pein. Bring us to the beach at Hawaii or something! Yeah, everybody's really pissed since we got all the Jinchuurikis, except for the Kyuubi and the Eight-tails, but we need a break, honestly! You need to give us one..." Konan's complaining voice rang in Pein's head as he was pacing from left to right and back again thinking.

"Aw, the hell, why not?" Pein said to himself as he threw his hands and went outside.

"But I don't know how they'll react... what if it's just what Konan wants, and they don't want anything...?" Pein thought and hesitation started to overcome his confidence.

In the end he decided to give the Akatsuki a break and booked nine rooms at a five-star hotel at Hawaii. ( A/N: Hawaii 'cause my cousin went there and said it was effing awesome ;D )

The next day Pein told all of the Akatsuki to be at the living room as he had an announcement to make at 3 'o' clock. At that time he went to the living room and saw that everybody was carrying a bored expression. Even Hidan, and that's saying something. Everybody except for Konan was there.

"So what the fuck is going on, Leader?" Hidan just had to ask roughly.

"Er.." Pein became nervous. "We're going on a holiday, at um ... Haw-"

"A HOLIDAY?? No friggin' way! I don't wanna go on a freakin' holiday! That kinda of dipshit is against Jashinism!" Hidan shouted.

"Shut up, Hidan... this holiday might be giving us more money." Kakuzu said, holding Hidan from bashing Pein.

"How in the hell can you be on holiday and earn money at the same time??" Kisame asked Kakuzu.

Kakuzu let go of Hidan and faced the blue-coloured shark. Before he could say anything, Pein interrupted.

"He's got a point, Kakuzu. And er... we're using your money to pay the expanses on this holiday." Pein said.

"WHAT THE EFF! NO WAY!! I'm with Hidan on this one. No way! There is just no freaking way I'm gonna pay for this stupid holiday!!" Kakuzu threw his hands and went to Hidan side. Hidan smirked.

"But I wanna go on a holiday!!!" Tobi suddenly whined.

"What? You orange bitch, why the fuck would you wanna go on a holiday??" Hidan said.

"'Cause it sounds so FUUUN~~!! and i think i can show-off my good-boy-ness." Tobi beamed, ignoring the names Hidan called him.

"Yeah, I also could use a break, un." Deidara found his voice and spoke up.

"You really wanna go, Deidara?" Sasori asked him.

"Yep, I wanna go to Hawaii, un." Deidara replied.

"Why Hawaii, Deidara-chaan? Wanna freakin' mate with Sasori?? Or any of your friggin' hands??" Hidan teased, making childish faces.

A vein popped in Deidara's head. "You shut up, hmm! I saw you smirk when your Kakuzu-chan was on your side!! Why, happy to get the house all to yourselves and make some love???"

"Why you, bitch-" Hidan started.

"Settle down, everybody." Pein said as Sasori restrained Deidara who looked as if he wanted to pound the immortal potty mouth while Kakuzu restrained the silver-haired Jashinist who wanted to bash the tongues out of the blondie's hands.

"So are we going, Leader-sama?" Itachi, who kept quiet since just now, asked the leader.

"Of course we are." Pein replied.

Itachi grunted softly.

"So we're going to Hawaii-" "OH YEAH, UN!" "-and I already booked nine rooms." Pein said, glaring at Deidara.

"Nine?" Zetsu finally spoke up. "Why Nine... Is Konan following us or not..."

Pein started to blush furiously.

"Leader-sama?? Why is your face red?? Leader-sama?? Senpai!! Help Leader-sama!!" Tobi panicked and ran around, much to everyone's - especially Hidan's - annoyance.

"Shut up, Tobi, un." Deidara rolled his eyes. "He's just blushing 'cause he wants to share a room with Konan."

Everybody started to snicker.

"Sh-Shut up!" Pein pointed an accusing finger at Deidara.

Deidara just gave a ( A/N: VERY HOT! ) smirk.

Itachi looked at Kisame for no apparent reason and then looked back at Pein.

"So... yeah, we're going tomorrow." Pein declared, pink patches still visible on his face. Luckily for him Konan wasn't there.

"Why Tomorrow?" Zetsu said. "Yeah, tomorrow's kinda early, don't you think?"

"'Cause tomorrow's a Thursday, and we're spending four nights at Hawaii." Pein replied.

"So we're going home on Monday, un?" Deidara asked. Pein nodded.

"I still am against this holiday thing! Unless you pay using someone else's money." Kakuzu folded his arms across his chest childishly.

"Fine, whatever... I'll use my money." Pein rolled his eyes.

Kisame went beside Pein and whispered into his ear, "we're still using Kakuzu's money, right?"

"Hell, yes." Pein replied and dismissed everyone to pack their stuff for the trip tomorrow.

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So whatdya think? I'm gonna continue this ASAP! (: