I do not own Twilight!
Jokes on you!
Emmett POV!
'Emmett honey?' Rosalie calls from the top of the stairs. 'Do you know where my Fluor pink sports girl nail polish has gone?'
'I'm not saying anything!' Alice gushes as she dances past Rosalie and her shocked face.
'About what?' Rosalie demands, plunging down the stars after Alice.
'You'll see soon enough' Alice takes a seat on Jaspers lap and whispers something quietly in his ear. He smiled back before lightly pecking her on the lips.
'News papers here!' Carlisle calls as he walks through the door. So he did get the newspaper for Rosalie like Alice had told him to.
Half of the family looked at me with expressions of …..well I don't know, I think they thought it funny but they also counted Rosalie not to be impressed with my little prank.
Jacob walked through the door as Carlisle handed the newspaper to Rosalie. 'You rock man!' He announced taking a seat next to Bella and Edward on the couch. Renesmee was lying across both of their laps as they spoke softly, I couldn't make out the words but I knew roughly that they were planning Bella's trip to Italy and Edward didn't want her to go.
Edward looked at me with a bored look, he was obviously over my silly pranks because of all the years I've had to perfect them on him. Bella looked amused Jake looked like he withed he could get away with something so devious. Carlisle looked half annoyed half pleased, Esme looked disappointed but amused. Living so long sure gets boring so everyone was a little amused by this prank. Alice looked like she would burst into hysterical laughter at any moment. I guessed that she was having visions of the people wakening up and screaming. Especially Mike Newton. I was sure Jessica wouldn't mind. Jasper looked confused and overwhelmed, he was feeling everyone's moods and that was probably a whole tone! Rosalie looked like she was about to blow a fuse. She had just read the front page of the newspaper. My prank was a classic!
'You borrowed my nail polish to paint the whole town's nails bright pink?' She stalked towards me 'Then you hid all of the nail polish remover?' she stopped pacing suddenly was burst into laughter. I followed her gaze to the pack of angry werewolves with bright pink nails circling the house.
'Jake? Where's your pink nails?' She demanded, spinning to face him.
'My sister keeps a huge stash of remover!' Jake chuckled, before heading towards the kitchen.