The Legend Of Ninja and the Tubby Custard

by icanreadtheholybible

Ninja is a Fortcraft idol that is known far and wide. It is not a suprise that he still lives in his mom's basement with his 69 monitor haircut and 666 haircut. He goes to buy groceries for his mom because he still lives in his mom's basement. Ninja soon comes across a eerie dark alley. What will Ninja do and come across?

Once upon a time, there was a blue hair legend named Ninja. Ninja was known far and wide for his skills in a particular game known as Fortcraft. Another notable thing was his $69 monitor and his $666 haircut.

One day, Ninja stumbled across a dark alley on his way to buy groceries for his mom since he still lived in the basement. In the dark alley came a voice, "Hey you want some dru- good stuff?" Ninja, peered into the darkness to see a furry anthromorphic being known famously for starring in the show "Teletubbies."

Ninja asked the Teletubby, also known as Tinky Winky, "Do they make me better at Fortcraft?"

"Of course," said the Teletubby stepping out from behind. "I'm Laa Laa,"

"Alright!" announced Ninja. "I'll buy a boatload," Soon, Laa Laa came back with the boatload of tubby custard.

"That amount of tubby custard is as big as you mom," Ninja said.

"WHAT DID YOU SAY TO ME?!" hollered Tinky Winky.

"Shhhhhhhhh." "Calm down, or else they're gonna find us," said Laa Laa.

"Fine," stated Tinky Winky.

Soon, the two Teletubbies gave Ninja the tubby custard and left. Ninja was too eager to try the tubby custard that he forgot to get groceries for his mom. He came home and ran into his basement.

"NINJA!" his mom called. "Where's my groceries?!"

"THIS IS MAH SWAMP," said Ninja since he already ate the tubby custard.

"Don't talk t- WHY DO YOU HAVE TUBBY CUSTARD?!" shouted his mom.

"SO I CAN GET BETTER AT FORTNITE," said Ninja. He already ate the tubby custard so it was too late. Ninja was going bonkers.

"Why would you need to get better at Fortnite?!" said Ninja's mom. Too late. Ninja already ran down into his basement to play H1Z1. He came across a kid and raged at him.

"WHAT DID YOU SAY TO ME?!" shouted Ninja.

He started to type out "scroll up genius. are you blind?"

Ninja raged so hard at him that he actually busted a hole in his basement. He then got hit by Thanos with his infamous purple 2001 Toyota Tacoma which he riced out so hard.

"Oopsies," said Thanos. "Well I have no other choice but to snap my fingers."

And so Thanos snapped his fingers. Ninja got sent to the world of Thomas and Friends. News soon spread out that Ninja had died from a disease known as "ligma". Today, we honor Ninja by saying "ligma". If they fall for it, say "ligma balls".

The end