Disclaimer: I don't own anything. Supernatural and its characters belong to Warner Bros, or the writers, or something.
Warning: Probably crack. If you want serious fic, do not continue. Also swearing.
8pm, Jenny's Roadside Diner
Two men walk in, stumbling slightly, and slide into a booth near the open window. The waitress walks up to them. "What can I getcha tonight?"
"What sorta pie you got here?"
"Apple, peach, might have some cherry left"
"Apple. Two slices of apple pie. And a pot of coffee"
"All right, I'll get that right for ya"
Meanwhile, the two were up to their usual bickering. "Giant snakes, Dean, really?"
"You think we should have just left em out there Sam? They were eating kids!"
"Well, no, but shouldn't someone else have been doing this? We're not exactly exterminators"
"That's exactly what we are. Things cause trouble, we hunt em down and we kill em"
"Demons! Monsters! Not...overgrown reptiles. There are better things we could be doing! We could..."
"We could what? We don't have a clue where dad is."
"Because we aren't looking. We could have found him by now if you'd just take this seriously instead of-"
The waitress came back with their pie and then scurried away to the kitchen.
"You know what, just forget about it."
Both Dean and Sam turn away for a minute, staring out the window.
There's a rush of wind and Dean turns back "It's just...Dude! What the fuck man!"
Sam looks back at his brother "Listen, I just want to get this over with..."
"So you steal my pie? Yeah, that's mature!"
"...What?"
Dean grabs the remaining pie, Sam's, over to his side of the table. "Hey, wait, now who's stealing pie. Just cause you've finished yours doesn't mean ..."
"Finished? You took my..."
That was when the tiny orange dragon with butterfly wings flew past and snatched the remaining piece of pie. Giggling. "...Sammy?"
"Yeah Dean?"
"Did I just...?"
"Some sort of flying lizard?"
"And it stole my pie?"
"...looks like, yeah"
"Fuck."
The hunt for the tiny dragon took the pair most of the night("anything that steals my pie is a serious threat to humanity, Sammy") and lead them back and forth across the worst terrain in the state ("quicksand? how is there even quicksand around here?"). When they finally caught up to it, they had almost 30 seconds to realize that a, this was a nest with a lot of tiny dragons, and b, they really should have looked up what these creatures could do, before they found themselves engulfed in a cloud of shimmering happy they finally were able to stop giggling and pay attention to their surroundings, they found that they'd been stripped naked, covered in honey and flowers and left in the diner parking lot. Dean sat up, took stock of their situation and groaned. "Sammy, I'm beginning to think something out there doesn't want me to have pie."