AN: afta redin da hairy potty books (not rly i saw the mooviez lolololol) i desided 2 make mi own hary potty storee. Oh Lord
note 2 da reedars: neva beliv any1 hu sayz a blak man dont like fired chickin. Wait..What?
I wuz sittin out on da porch an mi mama leend out da windo an sayed "watchu doin soulja spirit buu jackson?".Nice Name
"nuttin much" i said "we gut no food".You gut no food?
"o turtle don cri" This has more spelling mistakes then My Immortal.
"na mama i aint mad" i says. den i loked at da gund n said "i wish i had sum fried chinkin" den... dere wuz fried chikin on da grion!11111111111111 Whats with the one's?
"yo buu wuz dat i smel" mi mama said. I lookd arund all snecky ( Shouldn't you show her so she doesn't starve to death?) like and den i whispad "fried chikin" an it went away. i wuz scared but nut in a afrayed way. den i whispad again "fried chicken" and it appered agan!111 so den i desided 2 tri sumden out. "wattamelon" an dere it iz a big ol slice o watrmellon at mah fet.( Spell check just broke ) mah mam lend out da door agan "boi now i no i smel sumden". so den i leaned ova and wispad "fired chikin... wattamelon" an dey boat went away.( Wait, is this why he goes to Hogwarts? ) i gut up an says 2 mi mama "lock mama!11 i aint gut nottin!11"
"but im so hundreh"( Hundred?) sayed ma mama. den i felt sad. so i pointed mah finger at da grund an sayed "fried chikin" den a big ol bunmch of fired chikim appeerd. mi mama jumpt an scrammd. she ran in da house an slamed da door. "dun cum bak or ill shot ya!" she sayd. so i left. ( DO IT )
so whadda think? IF U FLAM UR RASSIST. ( Good Lord. )