Disclaimer: Everything you recognize is not mine.
This is just an experiment if I don't like how it turns out I'm gonna quit. Don't expect long chapters. It will all be in diary form.
Seducing Miss Evans
March 5, 1977
Today is my 18th birthday yippee fricken do! My parents forgot, probably too busy with work... My best friend told me a very unenthusied "Happy Birthday". My girlfriend dressed like a slut for me and promised to "Rock my world, or at least my bed." later tonight.
This journal is a present from my favorite professor, Professor Higgins he teaches potions here at my school, Hogwarts. I'm a wizard in case I forgot to mention that, a pureblood and proud of it. I have quite a few friends, all old friends of the family. Same with my girlfriend.
We're probably related, my girlfriend and I, if I took the time to trace it back for enough. Thinking about that makes me sick though. I'm only allowed to date a pureblood and almost all pureblood families are related if you take the time to do the tracing.
My friends, girlfriend, and I are all well known at our school. That doesn't mean we're liked though. The truth is were infamous in Hogwarts, we're the people you avoid if you can, and that's fine with me. I don't want any mudbloods, halfbloods, or halfbreeds always around me.
If you want to know who the popular people look at the Gryffindors. I personally am in Slytherin. I remember when I was younger and I heard my parents talking about Slytherin I used to think 'Slither into where?'
So back to the filth and bloodtraitors, James Potter, traitor, might be the most popular guy in Hogwarts, or it might be his best mate and right hand goon, Sirius Black, traitor. Both are popular among the ladies. They also are both from pureblood families, Sirius is the cousin of my girlfriend and brother of one of my closest friend, who can't even remember my birthday.
This whole school should be ashamed of itself since the most popular girl is a filthy little mudblood. Perfect, Head Girl, Lily Evans. But MAN is she HOT! Every guy wants a piece of that, even non-traitors like me. All the girls want to be her they try to hate her but can't she's just too... I can't explain it.
James Potter has claim on her and all the guys know it, he has had claim since year one. She doesn't want a thing to do with him, which is good news for the guys who want her and the hoes who want him.
It's time to eat now, maybe my owl, Merlin, will bring me something from my poor excuse for parents.
Lucius Malfoy
So what do you think, if you see any spelling errors please tell me!