The Lost Royal
Tarakus Deadmerit. Manic Fan
Disclaimer: Well folks, looks like I'm at it again. I'm writing a useless piece of quality art. 私私が意味を持つ日本の翻訳必要です。
I just said I need a better Japanese Translator. Well, you're all probably wondering if this crossover is a regular one. Who said anything about regular? Anyways, this piece is rated M due to violence, and possible lemons.
Chapter 1: The Worst and the Best, meet the Mediocre (Mina Ţepeş reunites with her Sister)
May 27, 1695
It was all Ranma could do to keep her anger contained, after hearing what Genma had done to her. Genma had used a potion developed by Lucretia to change the sex of Ranma, just to he could "train" Ranma. It turned out that the Conman Martial Artist really was desperate for an heir for his school. Oh, the immersion in the Spring of Drowned Girl corrected the change, and the body's female age to where it should be, but still, Ranma did her best to humiliate Genma. The Vampire Princess did exactly that, slamming her moronic Panda father into the ground, and leaving him there.
Present Day
Ranma looked down at the amulet bracelet adorning his wrist. It was with this bracelet that Ranma had gained control of his or her curse, using it as a trigger, instead of water, and by using it to change the appearance of the clothing he or she wore to match the gender at the moment. But once that bracelet came off, he or she was stuck like that. There was no going around that. Ranma quietly thought back to when he had picked up his teammate, a Chinese Amazon named Xian Pu. She also went by the name Shampoo.
Flashback
Ranma wandered into the Joketsuzokou village roughly 25 years after her condition had been partly corrected. The reason behind this visit, was because she had heard rumors of an old Amazon vampire named Kou Lon, who knew many secrets behind the Jusenkyo curses, and ways to conceal and control them. One day, while fnishing the amulet that Ranma was working on, Kou Lon wanted to show her the local village tournment. No surprise that a certain gluttonous Panda vampire had appeared, eating up the prize, pissing the winner, a hot girl with lavender hair, and a bust that had Ranma running for her money.
"Damn baka father is eating all of..."
"Xian Pu's prize? I think that's obvious, Princess Ranma." Cologne responded.
Ranma looked at the old ghoul. "How the hell did you know I was a Ţepeş?"
Cologne cackled. "You're a spitting image of our true queen and princess, Lucretia, and Mina. I refuse to acknowledge Lord Li. When I do, heh, I'll be dead. Now, then...what do we do about your father?"
"Well, I do want to slowly make my way to where my sister is. I would like Xian Pu to be my bodyguard, and companion." Ranma replied, as a start.
"I think that's doable. And your father?"
Ranma giggled. "I'll simply stuff him in my stuff space."
Xian Pu was overly excited that she was serving one of her Princesses.
End flashback
Ranma chuckled as he thought back to that moment. That was when he saw the limo pull up in front of the abandoned cathedral, that he suspected to be his sister's temp quarters.
"Shampoo, our target has arrived. Get ready to check for unauthorized personnel."
"Copy that Ranma." Shampoo replied.
Ranma tapped a blue Topaz gem on a star mount button. An audible click, and one sex and clothing change later, Princess Ranma Tepes of the Vampires was standing where the male with black hair in a pigtail, and Chinese silks. In a red low plunge Chinese silk top that showed off ample clevage, and a black Chinese silk skirt, the Princess changed her hairstyle to one that defined Tepes "ladies". Her hair was unusual, in that it was blond and red streaked, tied into two ponytails, with three ribbons shaped like leaves. She invoked the Uni Sen Ken, and quickly snuck behind the two werewolves, that were supposedly a part of the protection detail. Oi, Wolfgang hasn't changed much has he? Ranma thought, as she spotted a girl who held a basket. Dressed in Victotian era clothing, the seemingly 12 or 13-year old held up a flower. The younger wolf took the flower, and continued on. Ranma noted the girl wore her hair in the same exact style that Ranma wore it, but it was pure pale blond. Her blood-red eyes and fangs creeped Ranma out, but she only needed to look at herself to see purple eyes, and those same fangs on her own jaws.
It was when the wolves left that the girl looked back right at Ranma.
"I know you're here. You might know the Umi Sen Ken, and all, but I can still smell you." The girl said.
Ranma put her arms up in a surrender gesture, and released the Umi Sen Ken.
"You got me, sis. You got me."
The girl's face contorted in surprise. "Ranma!? You're alive!"
"Who's definition?"
"Not Webster's definition, that's for sure." Mina replied.
"So good to see you, but I am afraid I do have a nasty surprise waiting for you. The 'Brother' is also here." Ranma said, reaching for the amulet.
Mina gave Ranma a puzzled loom before she heard the amulet click. Standing in his typical Chinese Silks, was Male Ranma. Mina almost had the decency to faint, but she was so shocked she didn't speak for about 2 minutes, before he changed back, and decided to tag along with Mina.
"How long ago did that happen?" Mina asked inquisitively.
"When I was sixteen. Pops and I went to this curséd training ground in China, called Jusenkyo. Thing was, the pool I fell in, corrected the sex change. This amulet I wear allows me to change sex at will, and change the clothing I wear too."
"And you're the same age as the...nice body...do you have a True Form unlocked?"
"I do. And I have seen yours, sis. I think you and I could've done modeling together, if it hadn't been for our positions in the Vampire government." Ranma replied. Mina heaved a sigh.
"Of course you're right about that." She shook her head, as they walked into a room. Ranma got a good look at Veratos. I keep forgetting that Vera had some jugs, like me and Mina in her true form.
The younger wolf, Akira had just pointed out that Vera was indeed not the princess, then turned and faced two girls who looked a lot alike. The height and chest differences were easy to point out, along with the hair, but other than that, they looked virtually the same.
Everyone gasped in surprise, as Ranma appeared.
"Princess Ranma! This is a major surprise!"
"I wondered how long it would take you, before you recognized me." Ranma replied, smugly.
Akira bowed. "Please...accept my apology, Princess."
Ranma crossed her arms across her chest, under her ample bosom. "There is no need to apologize, and which Princess are you talking to?"
Akira got confused. "Uh...you?"
Ranma grinned. "Damn right. Well, I think we're about to have a nasty security threat. Akira, would you please escourt my sister to safety? Your father and I will handle things here."
As soon as Akira and Mina left, Ranma looked at Wolfgang Regendorf, smirking, as a door exploded and men and women in combat gear rushed in.
"Miss me yet?" Ranma said to the Werewolf, who merely rolled his eyes.
"It's been far too long since we've had any decent amount of action." He replied, flatly.
"Well, with me here, that's about to change. XIAN PU!"
Part of the wall next to the beachhead of the raiders blew, revealing Shampoo, hoisting two massive maces, and sporting a deadly look.
"You're gonna pay for attempting to kill my shield-sister's sister!" The vampire spluttered, before she, Wolfgang and Ranma charged into the crowd.
"WHAT SHE SAID! MOKO TAKABISHA!" Ranma said firing off a ki shot, that took out about 20 of the combat suited soldiers.
With Akira and Mina
"Did I miss a spot?" Akira asked Mina, after applying shade gel, and getting poked fun at for being a lolicon, for which he scowled at.
"Right here." Mina said, pointing to her bare chest. She threw on a hood and turned. Besides the hood, the loli Vampire Queen was in a black thong. Akira flushed with rage, regarding her seemingly careless attitude.
I do hope she doesn't fry, not covering her heart with shade gel. Akira thought, as he watched his charge disappear.
When the Werewolf nobleman saw the Vampire next, she was on one of the parapets of the steeple. What he had seen her do already, simply blew his mind, as she savagely sank her fangs into a human female assassin, disguised as one of her maids. Soon, a helicopter appeared and the pair hopped in. Inside, already were a bloody mouthed Ranma, a Chinese woman who claimed to be Ranma's bodyguard, and Wolfgang.
"Sis, I can only assume that you knew this attack was going to happen ahead of time." Mina said to Ranma.
"Yeah. I had sources inside an organization claiming to call itself Telomere. You got nothing on who organized this attack, though, did you?"
Mina and Akira shook their heads. Ranma nodded. "This was to be expected. These people are good at covering their tracks."
"That's to be expected." Mina replied.
"What seems so troubling, is that they would use humans to attempt the assassination." Vera said, getting Ranma to look at her sister's friend and protector.
"That is cause for concern. It almost makes me wonder what would possibly come from this. I guess we'll find out sooner or later. Anyways, sis, I see you've been a little busy."
Mina feinted an innocent look. "Me? Busy? Now, I wonder what would make you assume that I've been busy." Mina replied, mildly amused. This got Ranma to fume a little.
"Someone's not happy." Akira said, pointing to the fuming princess.
"By the way, Mina. I left a little present tied up on an antenna on that manmade island."
Mina raised her eyebrows in shock. "You've been in the Bund already?"
"That what it is? I wondered. Anyway, I left a huge vampire panda tied to the antenna of our new castle."
"Vampire Panda?" Mina deadpanned.
"That would be our idiot father, Mina. Didn't you wonder what happened to him?"
Mina scratched her head. "Not really, to be honest."
Akira looked confused. "Your father?"
"Our father, Akira, was a lowlife criminal scumbag who conned a lot of people by trying to sell me off in marriage for whatever he could get his hands on. Jusenkyo taught him a painful lesson...that's how I met Shampoo, got this amulet, and how I eventually got back here." Ranma explained.
Mina nodded in agreement. She looked out the the side of the chopper, and spotted the manmade island.
"There. It. Is." Ranma looked where she was looking.
"Your dream finally came true. I'm happy for you, sis."