"Line" = Black speech/eldritch language. "LIne" = Thoughts
Empty Darkness. Cramped Filth. Hollow Screams. Broken Bodies. All these and more are what you see before you. Memories distorted by a terrible affliction of mind, body, and soul.
"I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorryimsorryimsorryimsorryimsorryIMSORRY!...FO g Ve M. PEASE! SOMEONE HELP ME." broken screams ring out from a mutilated body. The Leviathan Parasite, a disease that was once just a simple strain of the influenza virus, has long since reduced its current host to a shadow of her former self, nothing but a shell being piloted by an endless hunger. The mind and soul are barely even there, still desperately clinging on to life; even if they're no longer in control.
You...took pity on the girl; so young and full of life just a couple of weeks ago, now reduced to a husk. Much to your surprise, even the parasite, the one that did this to the girl, felt remorseful, an irregularity even amongst the many oddities of the Leviathan Parasite. Perhaps this a new mutation? Or maybe it is the result of the host being a monster? Or maybe both? The Leviathan Parasite has never infected a monster before in its several million-year of existence so this could be an opportunity to finally find a cure for it. Inherently magical in nature, the Leviathan Parasite had never had a vaccine made for it as the parasite always fades away into mana when the host dies or when it's removed from an already infected host, furthermore actually finding infected individuals is difficult due to many people being asymptomatic until the parasite is fully mature.
The girl was no longer recognizable, you can't even tell what type of monster she is and you doubt you'll ever find out, a white, four-eyed, serpent with thin red lines tracing from its eyes to its segmented bony tail moves between the many holes in her body causing it to writhe and produce a red-ish black sludge like mana from the holes; when you look closer you can see thin red lines in the sludge making square and saw wave-like movements. Eventually, the parasite pops out of the girl's eye socket to stare at you. It looks pretty cute.
You stand beside two of your longtime companions: Axel of the Claret Towers, a dedicated researcher, Weaver of Fates, and mechanical spider-shaped Eldrich Abomination...he's also a bit of an ass, what with the wedgies that he gives you every time
Noir Noel, he looked like a tall pale skinned man with black hair that looks more like a sea urchin than hair. A very fluffy sea urchin. Noir was once a well-respected doctor back in the day, even serving as a medic throughout the five-millennia wars and battle buddies with the general of the U.E.A army Kazama Fwich and Archmage Francisca Fwich. at least until his Daughter died and Kazama was severely injured during...well you're not entirely sure how that happened, all you know is that Noir went insane for a few centuries trying to revive his daughter from true death, which had never been done before.
By the time he was finally brought to his senses he'd already crossed many lines and was wanted dead by just about everyone; he's still trying to revive his daughter and redeem himself.
And then there was you: Beel-Plahest of the Ghastly Hollows. Your job, along with the rest of your ilk, was to spread disease and green mana across reality to keep the order of reality in check. It's a job with little thanks, not many would want to be host to one of yours or your ilk's fragments as we are seen an evil by many and you are forever doomed to be within the shadows of the other observers, even the laughing shadows have more hosts. Is it because you all look like flies? Most of you look like Silkworm or Beezlbub family of monster girls and people readily screw them! So why doesn't anybody accept your fragment? You sigh and get back to work; there's no point in complaining about your people's lack of host at the moment.
Axel had removed the essential parts of her mind and soul and planted them within his 'Protégé' in the future so she could recover, Noir had stabilized her and the parasite to ease the process and was imbuing them with mana so she would not disperse into mana like all monster, and you, with the parasite's assistance, we're currently searching for any traces of consciousness in the girl so you could form a contract and implant a fragment.
Which has led you to your current situation; after you had implanted your fragment into the girl a Grim Reaper, one of Death's right-hand men, had appeared to you, relaying grave news that you've not heard of in eons.
"Someone has broken the Seal of Emptiness and stolen almost all the souls within the wellspring of souls!" the black-garbed man exclaimed with fear clear in his voice.
"Truly? Are the Dead-Sea Residents acting up again? If so, go talk to the Firstbourne" Axel replied back not even bothering to look up from his...smut.
"That's why we came to you!" the Reaper shouted back "We've checked over them many times already and they're still sealed away, hell it looks like they were attacked by something before we came to investigate" that got everyone's attention; the D.S.R were innocent? That was certainly a first in your book.
Axel sighed "Fine, I'll check with my co-workers at the towers. I swear this better not be a prank" Axel muttered that last part.
The Reaper sighs in relief "that's good to hear. Ah, Plahest could you start searching for the culprit too? It's your duty as an observer to monitor the goings on of reality" the Reaper request. You nod to him; looks like you'll be doing double duty then. What a pain~
"Maybe I'll find something interesting while I'm out." you thought to yourself in irritation. You hear several beeps and the flipping of pages as Noir finishes his work
"Mana imbuement complete, mana circuits stabilized, mana cells implanted, M.B.S dissonance at 0%, confirming Imaginary number field dispersal, activating ⎡ ⎦ Drive. Parameter set, initiating protocol ͼ." Noir stated in his usual robotic tone. "Also our coffee is done" you hear a ding from the coffee machine.
You move over to grab the bitter life-giving drink that the human had created. Truly humans must be crazy to drink something that energizes one such as you on a daily basis.
"Blech, I'll never understand why humans-oof" you kicked Axel in the cephalothorax before he finished his Hericirical sentence sending him flying into the wall. You quickly caught the cup of coffee before it hit the ground.
"Uh...i'm just gonna leave now, I just cleaned my robe after the last harvest" the Reaper, seemingly predicting the fight that's about to break out, disappears in a poof of ash.
You quickly pass the cups of coffee over to Noir before Axel sprung from the wall at the speed of light, crashing into you and sending you through a wall.
You sigh as the two numb-skulls you call 'friends' duke it out. How many times is this now? The 18th billionth time they fought over something as trivial as coffee taste? Really makes you wonder who's the most mature one in this room; the Doppelganger or the two, several billion-year-old, insect and arthropod shaped eldrich abominations responsible for keeping reality in check.
You take a sip of your coffee as Plahest elbow, (or whatever she considers an elbow as she had shifted to her insect form), drops Axel from the ceiling. With all this chaos going around that you'd rather not involve yourself in you take another sip of your coffee.
"I should have just made tea instead" you mutter to yourself out of habit, the two Observers would have heard you anyway so there was no point in trying to keep quiet.
"WARNING! WARNING! CELLBLOCKS A, B, G, AND K HAVE BEEN BREACHED-" the alarm system screeches before Axel shot one of his legs through the speaker. You hear the sounds of gunfire, explosions, and roars from beyond the walls of your personal lab.
You sigh "I definitely should have made tea"
19 Hours Later
"That took far too long" you thought to yourself as you float within the Inbetween Voids searching for a suitable universe to land in and consume. Your current missions are to find who broke the Seal of Emptiness and to restore the girl that your fragment rest inside…but there is one problem. One itsy bitsy problem.
"Sooooooo BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEED" you shout to no one in particular. You've been searching in this void for hours and you've still yet to find a suitable universe to- you just barely dodge a golden beam of light fired at you. Then you dodge another, and another, and another. Eventually, you're surrounded by a Storm of gold beams all head straight your way. If it wasn't for your years of experience with attacks like this you would have probably taken quite a few hits to your main body...also Axel was following behind you. Silently.
"Whoalyshit that's alota beams! What is this Touhou? Quick Hest! Start grazing!" Axel commented with his usual flair for the dramatic and silly; you weren't going to start grazing but you've played enough Touhou to dodge heavy rain with ease.
"How about NO THANKS!" the parasite, which you have named Alfred, clicks at Axel. literally, it clicks its alligator clip-like jaws together to talk; really quite impressive what with how fast it has to move.
"FOCUS!" Alfred shouts at you as you narrowly dodge beam after beam of gold light, the storm of gold getting even denser the closer you get to its source of this Touhou-esque storm of gold the beams start to fade away and you get a good look at who's trying to turn you into a chared moth. And snake. And monster girl. And mech spider.
The guy, (at least you think that's a guy, could be some weird alien biology going down), is practically made of gold and shines brightly within this endless void between worlds. Oh, and he's got a funny looking white suit with a cape too! When you look behind him you can see an alternate earth from your own; it looks to be in bad shape and what you're hoping is just an albino empress harpy orbiting it. That ain't normal.
"Is he holding his hands in the 'Kamehameha' position" Axel questioned. Now that you look at him, he is!
You slam into Axel's body at beyond light speed and force the both of you out of the way of the- Holy SHIT.
"BIG-GOLDEN-FUCK-OFF-BEAM" all of you yell at the same time as you narrowly, and you mean meer nanometers, dodge the big ass death beam...well at least you're close enough for your sense to pick up on his weaknesses; like his very vulnerable multi-dimensional body.
The golden man of FUCK-OFF begins to charge another BIG-GOLDEN-FUCK-OFF-BEAM but you and Axel were already upon him, raining blow after dimension shattering blow upon his fragile avatar, the avatar, not to be outdone, begins to parry your attack with his fist of gold might. Then, Axel shift into his humanoid form, circuits begin to line his body, four arms with bronze gears connecting them to his shoulder, a mane of red hair flares out from his head twisting itself into a ponytail, a dust pair of black pants appear over his legs and a lab coat with red highlight forms over his body, and finally; a red and gold mask with a black spider taking the majority of space on the mask forms over his tan, handsome, face.
"Mmm, if we weren't having an epic shonen showdown right now I'd jump your bones and fuck you for a century" you...were not very good at hiding your lust. Or pickup lines for that matter. Thankfully they were distracted when you performed your own transformation sequence.
"HENSHIN" you Yell as Your moth-fly-like body is enveloped in a bright purple light slowly being replaced by the silhouette of a petite girl, light purple hair cascades down to your luscious thighs, a green blouse appears over your chest, purple elbow length gloves cover your arms, black knee length boots materialize on your legs along with purple thigh-high stockings, and finally the finishing touch: a purple heart emblem with the image of a moth and fly encircling each other appears on your chest, where a human heart would be if you had one.
"Magical girl: Moth-Moth-Kure has appeared! Prepare to feel my love and injustice!" you yell out, your pride is in full bloom. Then you all start punching
"ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA!" the golden man yells with unrestrained JoJo!
"MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA!" Axel yells with unrestrained Dio!
"SHIBOBOBOBOBOBOBOOBOBOBOBOBOBOOBOBOBOBOBOBOBOBO" you yell with unrestrained Killa Queen!
"HORAHORAHORAHORAHORAHORAHORAHORAHORAHORAHORAHORA" even Alfred is getting in on this action as he uses his tail, yelling in unrestrained Polnereff!
Somewhere in the world, the Simurge touches down upon the ground below, heroes and villains of all types were already attacking her. But she wasn't interested in them, the Simurge is instead interested in Getting the Fuck outta here before the earth explodes. She can practically Hear them punching each other. Fortunately for her, nobody knew that the world was about to go up in a fiery asplosion
After about 2.4 seconds the portal was complete and much to the surprise of every human in the area, the Simurge forms a sign that reads "FUCK THIS SHIT I"M OUT" be for she nopes into the portal destroying it in the process.
Everyone was dumbfounded until it started getting hot, then it started to get really hot, then it was fucking toasty before they looked up into the sky
9 Seconds Earlier
"NINE SECONDS HAVE PASSED," Axel suddenly yells
"NANI?!" you and Alfred shout back at him.
"ZA WARUDO!" and then suddenly reality skips a beat and Axel appears with a Roadroller in hand. Then he starts FLYING straight towards you and the golden man
"GODSDAMNIT, AXEL!" you scream a scream that transcends time and space reaching into the furthest depths of the multiverse. before you and the golden man are sent into the earth, (that definitely won't survive), you revert back to your moth form and shove your new host into the fluffiness of your body.
A/N i swear this wasn't supposed to happen.
