Disclaimer: I DONT OWN TWILIGHT :(

"Alice" I growled not in the mood for her immature little games. She danced just out of my reach and laughed. It was a rather an annoying sound that grated on my nerves.

"I'm sorry Edward" she sang not sounding sorry at all.

"That was my car Alice, my car" I lunged at her again but she managed to dodge it. The evil little pixie seemed to have no mercy. She mentally pictured what once was my precious Volvo. Green and Purple stripes now covered its surface and the words "That's right I'm finally out of the closet" were spray painted on the sides. Alice then felt the need to leave it on the side of the highway for me to rescue. I tried to think of an acceptable form of revenge in my head. I realized Alice had sprinted off. Probably so I won't rip her head off. Wise move.

I felt my own Evil smirk creeping onto my face. Mary Alice Bardon was going to regret the day she messed with my car.

I slipped out my Cell phone and dialled Seth Clearwater's Number.

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"Thanks Seth" I say 5 minutes later raising my voice unnecessarily and hanging up. I heard a very satisfying growl from upstairs as my future suddenly disappeared from Alice's sight.

I causally strolled past Alice and Jasper's Bedroom with a gloating smile on my lips just to annoy Alice.

"Edward" she whined, she was sitting in the middle of the bed on Jasper's lap with her eyes closed rubbing her temples, a slight pout on her elfin face.

"You wrecked my car Alice" I said I could tell by her thoughts she was trying to lead me on a guilt trip but I wasn't falling for it.

"Aw come on man" Japer pled in his mind "I'm trying to get some and you're not helping"

I shuddered and walked away leaving Alice to grumble.

The next few days was spent with Alice sending me nervous glances and Jasper sending me death glares which I ignored. I decided a week of suspense would be enough then I dropped the bombshell.

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"You sold all my clothes to goodwill" Alice shrieked. We had been hunting for about an hour so I texted Seth to pick up all of Alice's clothes, told him Bella would be waiting with them at the back door.

The strong feeling of sweet revenge I felt at her reaction wavered when I saw her murderous glare but then I thought of my poor innocent Volvo in the garage gathering dust and I grinned in triumphant. I bet the little pixie will think twice before trying to prank me again anytime soon.

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Authors note: Thanks for reading this somewhat random one shot, I was extremely bored...... :)

Sorry for any spelling mistakes.

please review,

Jess.