(Hey friends! It's me CrashBurnGlobal, and I saw that you guys absolutely LOVE my SU fanfic. So if you liked that one, you are sure to LOVE this one. It has Action, Romance, Mystery, and Some Cussing! Something for everybody! You guys would not believe how far I come through in the past year. I was bombarded with flak on my first series, by particular user, but after I uploaded stuff everybody likes that really changed for me. I love you all so much, and I hope you enjoy this, and let's hippity hop right in shall we?)

Chapter 1: Welcome Saitama!

"BREEP BREEP BREEP!" My alarm clock yelled. I punched the top of it, looking for a few more Z's. But by then my mom, Komoto, walked in. "Good morning sweetie! I made your favorite breakfast for your big day!" She said, waving a plate of fried eggs and ham across my half awake face. My mom was the best cook in the world, so the smell of her breakfast woke me from my trance. "Mkay ma! Imma go get ready!" I said. "Alright honey bunches, I'll be downstairs making my breakfast!" She said walking back downstairs.

I threw my blankets across my room, in a flurry of green and grey, my favorite colors, and jumped out of bed. I had some XBOX pajama pants on, and a star wars top. I took them off, and settled on a dark grey shirt, and some jeans. I grabbed a pair of socks, slid them on, and put on my new black slip on shoes. I ran downstairs, to the sound and smell of more sizzling eggs. "Yours is on the table." Mom said pointing to the room left of the kitchen. We had a small house, so everything was next to everything.

I ran through the living room, and into the dining room. I scarfed the eggs and ham down, trying not to choke on the magnificent gooey flavor of egg yolks, and the beefy strong taste of ham. "I'm gonna have to work overtime today, there's some leftover lo mein in the fridge okay?" Mom said slinging her laptop bag over her shoulder. "Buh bye sweetie" She said kissing the top of my head, and walking out the front door.

When I was done swallowing my enormous bite, I turned off all the lights in the house and grabbed my bike chain. I stepped outside, making sure to lock the door, and hopped on my bike. It was your ordinary BMX, with pegs and hand brakes. I got from my dad before he… passed. I got an education at a new school, so I rode around, checking out the route. It was scenic, with trees, and bushes. The occasional cherry blossom was in bloom, and it's petals brushed my hair when I drove past the low hanging branches. Soon I could see the school, it was off white, and surrounded by a moat like river. Giving it the appearance of a castle.

When I got to the top of the hill, I parked my bike, and locked it up. I always kept the key in the bottom of my shoe, nobody was going to search for it there. I had a little secret compartment for it, that I sewed myself. "Welcome to Akedemi High!" The gym teacher said patting my back. I walked in a little late, so nobody was in the hallway. I walked to the office on the first floor, and sat in a seat. "Hello, how can I help you?" The secretary said. "I'm new." I replied. "I need a schedule, and a uniform." She wrote something down on a sticky note. "What's your name" She asked raising her head. "Saitama" I replied. "Saitama Shynogen"

She wrote something else down, and asked me another question. "Do you play any instruments, and are you interested in band?" She asked raising her head again. "Yeah, I play clarinet." She wrote down more. "Alright that's all I need hun. You can go home now." The secretary said. "Wait, you just want me to go home? Now? It's only 11:00 o'clock!" I said standing up in disbelief. "Trust me hun, I gotta take this to the enrollment office. Since you have no enrollment forms, you can't take part in school just yet. Expect them in the mail though. Later hun!" The secretary said, walking into another room.

"Mkay then." I said. I walked out the doors of the school, walking to my bike, then I heard footsteps. "You're new here? Aren't you." The figure hissed in a female voice in my ear. "Uh… Yeah, who wants to know?" I said nervously. She just stood there, I didn't dare to turn around. "You know what, I like you." She said in my ear. She loudly licked her lips in my ear after that. "Alright, I gotta go home." I said unlocking my bike. "See ya later then… hotstuff." She said. Even when I was biking away, I could still feel her watching me.