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Never fall into a vat of wine
Central interrogation room
A (clearly drunk) man in a navy robe sat across Mustang, Riza and Kain. "-but that still doesn't explain why this-" he gestured to a pile of bagged stuff with a wand on top. "-was in your pockets!" Roy yelled, nose wrinkled from the wine fumes. "I k-keeeep telling yooou, I'm a magician." the man said swaying. Roy sat back with a snort.
"I can pru-proof it. Just let me have my wand, and can I borroow a hat?" " Oo! Oo! Can we Colonel?" Kain begged "I love magicians!" he exclaimed, eyes shining.
"Fine.." Roy sighed pushing the wand across the table (and the hat Riza offered) across the table.
"Okeeey.." he slurred after finally picking the wand up after the fifth try.(Riza took pity on him and put it in his hand)
"Mumbo jumbo!" he shouted doing a wobbly wand wave over the hat.
2 minute later
"..well?" asked Roy with a smirk. "Haaaang on a minute..." he said sticking his hand in the hat and feeling around.
The officers faces turned to disbelief as the hand sank deeper and deeper, until half his body was hanging outta the hat!
"Wheeere are yoooou?" his voice echoed out.
"O! There you are.." said the man grabbing something and pulling out...a very surprised looking Black Hayate "~Ta daaa!~" he sang (Kain clapped "Do you do birthdays?") then looked down "...your noo rabbit.." he said handing the wagging puppy over to the shocked blond.
"Erm..yes, well.." Roy said clearing his throat "That still doesn't explain the powder." he said trying to regain composure.
As if on cue: "Colonel." Armstrong said stepping through the door. "The tests are done, it is merely glitter..can I have some?"
The room stared. Then turned to the swaying man.
"*giggle* I like sparkles.." he said trying the hat on.
Roy sighed looking down "Alright, your free to go.." he said getting up. But when he looked up, the man was gone...except for a pair of boxers.
Silence
"We never speak of this again, got it?" Roy said
"Agreed." said Riza
"Bark!"
AN: I'll leave the magician's name to you. Did anyone get the reference? Also the Internets going off and on because of storms lately. So don't get used to so many updates. (before anyone asks, no I don't know why part of this looks weird. And no I can't fix it.)