"Ash are you done yet?" Spencer called from the kitchen annoyed. She had arrived at her house an hour and a half ago. Lucky for her she did get there early otherwise they would be late to there plane.
"Hey! You're the one that said not to pack lightly!" Ashley retorted with a grunt after.
"I didn't mean bring your whole wardrobe!" Spencer snapped. She hadn't expected the trip to start off with them yelling at each other but Ashley was just being stubborn. Sighing to herself she walked back over to the couch, where she had been sitting just minutes before. Her plans to have a nice relaxing Christmas in Ohio seemed so smart and fun when she first thought about it. Now though, all she could think about was Ashley complaining the whole time about it being too cold or the roads being to icy.
Spencer heard the wheels of Ashley's luggage bag against the wood floor and jumped off the couch. "Ready?" She asked excitedly. Whether Ashley complained or not Spencer was still bubbling with excitement to see her old home again.
"Yeah, I guess. I can still where my black vest though right?" She asked. Spencer gave her a disbelieving face.
"Ash, you did pack warm right?"
"Yeah. I have plenty of long-sleeved shirts don't worry." She said walking past Spencer to the front door of their loft.
"What about sweaters?"
"Sweaters? Why would I need a sweater in L.A.? Spence I'll just buy stuff when we get there." She said simply before dragging her heavy bag out the front door. Spencer sighed and sat up from the couch following her girlfriend.
"So I guess I'll see you guys in a few weeks then." Kyla said closing the trunk of the taxi car.
"Yea I guess. I hope you have fun this winter break." Spencer said hugging the Davies sister.
"I'll try."
"Don't burn the place down." Ashley snarled in fake anger at her sister. Kyla just flashed her a smile.
"Don't worry, if anything I'll only burn your porn collection." the younger brunette replied. Spencer's eyes widened.
"Ashley, you have a porn collection?"
"Time to go." Ashley said quickly practically ramming Spencer into the car.
The wait for the plane was tiresome. The flight though, was a little bit more interesting.
"Why didn't you tell me you were afraid of flying?" Spencer whispered to Ashley as the brunette gripped the arm rest.
"Why would I?" Ashley scolded flicking her head towards Spencer. Her eyes averted to the window and she quickly looked back to the front of her. "Oh god." She groaned. "We're gonna die. We're gonna die." She repeated to herself over and over. Spencer leaned over and pecked the girls cheek, her finger firmly pushing the brunette to look directly at her.
"Hey, look at me. We're not going to die. You're completely safe with me. I won't let anything happen to you." She cooed as her fingers ran gently over Ashley's leg. Ashley's eyes were closed as she let Spencer sooth her. "Breathe." Spencer whispered to her, and she did. Taking a large breathe in she began to exhale but was stopped when Spencer's lips fell on her own. A smile spread across her face. "All better?" Spencer asked. Ashley didn't want to speak, she just wanted to kiss Spencer for the rest of the flight but. She wasn't sure if kissing for 4 hours and 24 minutes was a good idea.
"Much." Spencer smiled at her and turned back in her seat covering the window so Ashley wouldn't see. "Do we have anything to do? OH I know!" Ashley exclaimed before digging in her little bag. "I brought some things to keep everyone entertained." She whispered to Spencer as she pulled out a miniature chess set.
"How is that going to entertain everyone?" Spencer asked skeptical.
"I'm going to look crazy that's how." Ashley replied simply. Once the board was set up she began to play herself. "DANG!" she shouted. Spencer turned to face her.
"Ash, what are you doing?" Spencer whispered.
"I said I was going to make myself look crazy." Ashley whispered back before shouting. "THAT was one good move!" Spencer chuckled to herself and turned the other way. "SON OF A-" Ashley shouted after she moved again. Spencer turned to see who was looking not surprised to see that half the plane was.
"Ok Ash, you got there attention." Spencer whispered wishing she would stop. Ashley looked up to see a lady on her left staring at her.
"Sorry, just, I'm getting my ass kicked." she said. Spencer began to snicker loudly and covered her mouth to stop herself from completely going hysterical.
"Ash put it away!" Spencer scolded in a whisper while trying to calm herself.
"Fine, I'll just bring out the bubble wrap." Ashley whispered back. Spencer started to laugh again. "You brought bubble wrap? Why?"
"Uh hello! That's one of the most entertaining things on this planet. And NO ONE knows why." Ashley replied enthusiastically. Spencer quickly stopped her from digging in her bag.
"Ash, come on don't annoy these people." Ashley slammed back in her seat and pouted.
"You're no fun." Ashley said sighing. As she sat her head was racing for things to do. Her eyes traveled along each and every passenger. She came up with a story for each one of them. 'So lets recap,' she thought to herself. 'Fat man is flying to see his kids while his new wife next to him is thinking about the guy she's having an affair on. And Snooty lil miss Paris Hilton wannabe is silently counting how much money she has in her trust fund. Like one, like two like three. Hmm, oh old lady snoring is dreaming about Leonardo decaprio and is going to wake up horny. When she does she is going to go to the bathroom. Fat man will follow cus…uh...he knows about the affair his wife is having and wants to get back at her. While the two are in there they break the toilet seat…and the sink…and then get stuck.' Ashley chuckled to herself before she began laughing loudly.
"What?" Spencer asked confused. She looked down the aisle to see if someone had fallen or something.
"Nothing, they just broke the sink." Ashley said still laughing. Spencer furrowed her eyebrows and went back to laying back, taking a peek out of the window.
Ashley threw her head back and looked up to see the AC spouts. 'Ha those kind of look like fast food things.' She thought to herself. She quickly looked down at her watch and smiled. 11:58 perfect. "Hey! Waiter I'd like a hamburger! Oh and some fries!" She shouted. Spencer whipped her head to look at what her crazy girlfriend was up to now.
"Ashley! What are you doing?"
"Ordering lunch." Ashley said lie it was a perfectly normal thing to yell into the AC spouts.
"That's not an intercom." Spencer deadpanned. Ashley smiled at her. "Oh? Sorry." She turned to the rest of the people on the plane. "Sorry everyone! My first time on a plane!" she shouted once more before sitting back in her seat thinking of another plot. She pulled out her I-pod and looked at Spencer. "Happy." She mumbled faking boredom. Spencer only shook her head at the brunette.
Smiling Ashley flipped through her albums and found the perfect song…and began singing out loud. "LIFE'S WHAT YOU MAKE IT! SO LET'S MAKE IT ROCK!" she sang loudly. Spencer yanked the headphones out of the girls ear and shot her an angry look. "You're worse than a child!" She grumbled.
"Aw Spencey don't be mad! Pwetty pweaze?" Ashley said in her baby tone. Spencer ignored her and turned away. Ashley had to admit she was worried, for a second anyway. But she knew how to charm her way out of getting into a senseless fight with her amazing girlfriend. "Great now when am I supposed to give you your present." Ashley huffed crossing her arms. Spencer's eyes went over the brunette before asking her, "What present?" Ashley smiled brightly at her before pulling out a small golden bear.
"Her name is Cuddles. I thought she could take car of brie." Ashley said referring to the beat up teddy she got Spencer when some stupid douche bag homophobe elbowed her in the face.
"Aw! Ashey! I love her. Aw she's so far from her soul mate." Spencer whined.
"Yeah, but it'll be a nice surprise for Brie." Ashley commented. Spencer smiled at her and gave her a long gentle kiss. She started to pull away but Ashley placed her hand on the blonds' neck pulling her back for a few more. "I love you." Ashley whispered to her. Spencer smiled. "I love you too." She replied her blue eyes sparkling. "Ash if your so bored why don't you take a nap?"
"Yeah because that's fun and productive." She said with sarcasm.
"No but you could catch up on some much needed beauty sleep." Spencer teased.
"Would it matter? You love me anyways." Ashley murmured.
"True."
"You wanna play cards?" Ashley blurted. Spencer smiled at her before picking up her teddy and placing it next to her ear. "What? Oh ok I'll tell her. Cuddles thinks you have an ADD problem." Ashley smiled at her but pulled out the cards anyways.
"Go fish?" She offered and Spencer nodded. The game took up about ten minutes leaving them with 3 hours and 45 minutes.
"I'm going to die!" Ashley complained sarcastically. Spencer rolled her eyes at the overdramatic brunette.
"Ash your not going to die." She said plainly. Ashley just grumbled and sat quietly. When Spencer noticed Ashley was being too quiet she looked over at her. "Ashley what are you doing?"
"Blinking."
"Yeah…but why so fast and much." As soon as Spencer asked Ashley shut her eyes.
"To enjoy the light show." Ashley replied as she saw weird flashes of color behind her eyelids. Spencer scoffed and turned away. She never really knew how strange the girl next to her was until now.
A few minutes later Ashley started twitching her arm. "God Ash, what now?" Spencer asked unbelievingly.
"I wanna see who will stare."
"Yeah great while your at it how about you make some funny noises too." Spencer added sarcastically.
"I already did, you were asleep."
3 hours and 10 minutes before they were to land and Ashley was starting to run low on ideas. 'Some of these people could pass as celebrities…' Ashley thought to herself. A devilish grin spread across her face as she pulled out some paper from her bag. Standing up she walked down the isle, three rows down and held it out to a man in a leather coat. "Hi, I loved you in Twilight. Can I have your autograph Robert Pattinson?" She said acting just like an excited teen would. The man smiled widely but still took the paper and wrote down the name Robert Pattinson. "Ohmigod thank you so much! I can't wait for New Moon." and with that she sat back down to a laughing Spencer.
"You can't be serious?" She asked. "You know that wasn't really Robert Pattinson."
"I know but it made him feel better about himself." The two shared a laugh and Ashley pecked the blonds' cheek. "Couldn't help myself." She whispered.
1 hours 30 minutes:
Ashley had finally taken a nice nap that Spencer was very thankful for. It included slight snoring and an adorable face when she was woken up by a kid kicking her seat. Now though, she was typing furiously on her laptop. "Ashley what are you doing now?" Spencer asked afraid of what the answer would be. Out of the corner of her eye Ashley saw the old lady next to her staring. "Just a second I've almost hacked the mainframe." Ashley said and tried her best when the old ladies eyes bugged and she turned in her seat quickly. "Ashley STOP!" Spencer scolded slamming the laptop shut.
"Fine, are we there yet?"
"No."
"How about now?"
"No."
"Now?"
"Is the reason you're afraid of flights because you annoy people so much that they threaten to kill you every time your on a plane?"
"Gasp Spencer Carlin are you psychic?" Ashley mocked covering her mouth. She earned herself a slap on the arm and a rather annoyed girlfriend. "Ugh I'm sorry I just don't take boredom well. It's why I skipped school so much."
Spencer sighed and nodded but didn't speak to her.
"How much time left?"
"An hour and a half." Spencer replied looking at her watch.
"Really?" Ashley dragged as she stroked Spencer's thigh. "Well, I hear that bathrooms are always fun on airplanes. We should look into that." Ashley said huskily her lips drawing closer to Spencer's neck. Spencer giggled but pulled away.
"Ash, we can't. Not on a flight." Spencer said her cheeks turning a shade of pink.
"Please?" Ashley begged. Spencer tried her best to ignore the cute puppy face, along with Ashley finger's running further up her leg. "I promise to make it worth while." Ashley whispered in her ear before nibbling on it a little. Caving Spencer stood up and headed for the bathroom briskly Ashley in hot pursuit. "Best flight ever." Ashley mumbled before Spencer's lips crashed into her own.