The Hitchhiker's Guide to Silent Hill
Disclaimer: I don't own The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy or Silent Hill. Now, if you'll excuse me, there's an infinate amount of monkeys here to talk to me about the next chapter. (Improbability Level: 211235 to 1 against)
Chapter 1: Intro into Chaos
Koji walked out of the bathroom on the lookout of a lake by a small town. He wasn't sure why he came here to this place, when he could have gone strait into town. He had come because of the package. Taking it out of his pocket, he read the letter attached to it.
"Koji. Help me! There's something wrong with this town… Here, I'll give you this so you can come and help me. Remember to take a weapon! Love, Kyo"
The object the letter was attached to was a book. He'd seen it before, in the library when he had visited this town before. According to Kyo, it was a wholly remarkable book. More popular than the Harry Potter series, better selling than Halo 2, and more controversial than whether or not anything he'd ever written could be deciphered as anything more than random squiggles. It had already replaced major strategy guides as the primary source of help in the town, even though the actual help it gave might get one into even more trouble than he was in prior, but still scores better than the official guides for two reasons. First, it's quite a bit cheaper, and second, on the cover it has the words "Don't Panic" in a bright red. (He'd later looked this up, discovering most of it untrue.) It was called "The Hitchhiker's Guide on How to Survive in Silent Hill." "Catchy title" he said as he opened it.
"Silent Hill," it said "Is big. I mean really big. You might think your town is big, but it's nothing compared to Silent Hill. In Silent Hill, there's warps, and doors to nowhere, and there's no counting the dead ends."
"Great" Koji sighed. "Just what I need. More warping…" He started walking towards town through the mists that concealed everything more then a foot or so in front of him. He then proceeded to walk into a tree. "This" he said, "will not be fun…"
Thanks to cobra2k for allowing this story to return. And again, sorry for the misunderstandig.Read his story too!