Disclaimer: Characters are not Solera's or Cyclone's, but the temporary bouts of insanity are.



Cryptic Cooking- With Chef Schu



Recipe Number 1



Making Crawfords

Put the Crawford in the chibi-Ken dish, and Nagi it.

Then put the Nagi-ed Crawford in the Omis.

After that, put the Omis in the Aya. Leave it for an hour.

When the hour is up, your Crawfords should be Yohji-ed and are now ready to be

Farfied.



Schu: What do you think this means? What am I making and what part does each

character play?



Email Solera (mistress_of_the_flame@hotmail.com)

or Cyclone (callyperkal@hotmail.com) with your answer!



Crawford: Why do I have to be the main ingredient?



Solera: Coz you're special, and glompable, and.*glomps Braddie* and you're MINE!

*evil grin*



Cyclone: Get a room, guys! *glomps Nagi*



Nagi: WHOA! *Crashes into plants at the Koneko*



Yohji: What do you mean by Yohji-ed? *thinks for a minute* Oh.*blushes crimson*



Ken: I'm NOT A CHIBI!!!



Aya: Sure you're not..



Omi: *trying to detach Cyclone from Nagi and stand plants upright*



Farf: Farfie-ing hurts cheese.



Ken: NO! NOT MY CHEESE!!





*CAMERA IS SHUT OFF AT THIS POINT*

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*CAMERA IS SWITCHED BACK ON AGAIN*



Aya: Sorry about that, Schuldig re-wrote Farfie's lines.



Schu: *nursing stabbed.never mind* I just wanted to see his reaction!!



Farf: Now Schu has to crawl everywhere, coz stabbing parts of Schu's anatomy hurts

God!



Solera and Crawford: *Making out in the broom closet*



Cally and Nagi: *torturing Omi*



!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!





Thanx for reading!!! Reviews would help too!! If you want us to continue, give us

ideas!!!!



Merry Christmas, and make sure you keep your dog (and Yohji) away from your

alcoholic fruitcake.



Yohji: Alcoholic fruitcake? WHERE?!



Tahlia (or Astral Voyage, another authoress, read her story, Around In Circles): *Drags

Yohji off to his room and closes the door behind her*



Solera and Crawford: *Broom closet has now fallen over* *still making out*



Schu: Am I the only SANE one here?! *is greeted by silence. Well, except for Solera and

Crawford in the fallen broom closet, Cally and Nagi tickling Omi, who is laughing, and

Tahlia and Yohji doing Go-1 heck knows what in Yohji's room* I thought so.



Amy (or Princess Vega, yet ANOTHER authoress): *glomps Schu* Come on, koi, you

didn't think YOU would get away so easily, now, did you?



!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

End part one

TBC?



You decide..





1= Cannot say a certain deity's name without Farf's comments, so I choose not to.