Hey guys, this is just a random one shot I made for absolutely no reason, I hope you enjoy the next thirty seconds of reading this super short fanfic

"Is this thing on?" Winry stuck her face in the camera, and saw a green light blinking. "We're rolling! Where's Ed gone? Edward!"

Ed peeked out from inside a box, hoping they wouldn't find him.

"I guess the shortie's too afraid to be on camera," Pinako said.

"Who you calling a shortie you half-grown hag?" Ed yelled, popping out of the box.

"Found him," Winry said annoyedly.

"Come on, brother, it's not that bad!" Al called.

"Hurry up, we're on a time crunch here!" Winry yelled, motioning to Mei, who was behind her.

The small Xhinhese girl brought out a clapperboard and pulled the top down, making a loud clack. "Action!"

(Time break)

"Welcome to the Elric's Cooking Show!" Al greeted. "Where today we're making a delicious strawberry shortcake!"

"How did I get pulled into this again?" Ed asked grumpily, standing off to the side.

"Brother, I need you to make sure it tastes good!" Al reminded him.

"Fine, but I get to eat it all when we're done."

A wrench came flying from behind the camera and hit Ed in the forehead, knocking him down. "I want some too, alchemy freak!"

"Go make your own later, gear head!" He yelled, getting back up and rubbing his head.

(Time break)

"Now pour the whipped cream into the rest of the batter," Al was saying, showing how to do what he was instructing.

Ed swiped his finger in the cream and licked it as it went in the other bowl. "Mmm..."

Al ignored him and scraped the last of the whipped cream into the batter.

Edward took another finger and stuck it in the bowl.

"Stop it brother!" Al said. "I'm trying to make this."

"What, you said I was here to taste test it!" He replied with a shrug, and picked in it again. But a glance at Winry made him stop in his tracks.