LIKE A NINJA PART I: REVELATIONS…
DISCLAIMER: OK Punks, let's get clear whom pwns what. First of all the Main Chars involved in this stitch: I ONLY PWN Poncho while CAPCOM pwns Morrigan Aenslad (And Darkstalkers BTW) Tecmo pwns Dead or Alive and Naoko Takeuchi pwns Bishoujo Senshi Sailor Moon. As for the support/referenced characters Ojamajo Doremi is pwned by… Believe it or not Toei Animation Studios (yup, it's one of those rare "Anime got first" Anime) and DC Comics pwns Batman… so back off your forking lawsuits or I'll seek my cat gang on you…!
As we enter a new universe we find a form sleeping, unfortunately it isn't a peaceful sleep, as the figure toss and turns in a nightmarish haze, until he wakes up started revealing that he is none other that the erstwhile hero known as Poncho, whom opens his eyes widely as he wakes up startled…
"Aaahhh…!" –Oh my God…! What a weird dream…-
Yet upon adjusting his eyesight by rubbing his eyes he realizes than, instead of being in his own, comfortable bed; he is in an unknown room, yet the other thing that he noticed was than there was a set of clothing neatly folded in a bureau, and, at the feet of the bed a pair of black tennis shoes rested awaiting their owner to put them on, this starting him even more…
"Hey…! What the hell…! Why am I on this room… more importantly… who the fork brought me here…!"
So, after quickly dressing, a very upset Poncho walks towards the closet set of stairs…. Finding an elevator, whom he uses to get down to the first floor where, after noticing how most of the people went to a lobby- like structure, he decides to walk there as he thinks…
-Mmmmm… This must be a hotel…-
-+ Nah and you did deduct all that on your own, meat…? +-
-Look, you better shut up, that you only have the very easy job of narrating the story… OK…?-
-+ Puh-lease… If I don't narrate people wouldn't even know where you are standing…! But hey… why are you heading back to the 15th floor…? Kidding… say, why don't we call it a truce…? +-
-Y' Know… you're right… we should keep this going on, OK…?-
"Um… Sir… Excuse me Sir…"
Said a second voice as Poncho stood in the lobby, next to reception and a man in a black suit looked at him, a worried look on his face as Poncho answered…
"Uh…? Are you talking to me…?"
"Yes Sir… Excuse me but… are you OK…? I mean… since you have been just standing there for a while and, to be honest, it's freaking out our other guests…"
Said the man, whom Poncho pegged as the receptionist as he kept looking at Poncho, who quickly answered…
"Yes, Yes I'm OK… just a little confused, say; can you tell me how did I check in last night…?"
This answer brought a relieved smile to the man's lips as he said in an eagerly happy tone…
"Of course sir, the thing is that, I myself wasn't present when you checked in since it was way after my shift had ended… but in the morning one of the maintenance ladies whom was there at the time told me the story since it was… odd… to say the least. Supposedly last night, as I've told you long after the night shift, came a woman carrying you in and asked for the most expensive room, which was paid with some gems… after that the woman and you got to your room in the 15th room and didn't get down until this morning, when the lady got out and hasn't come back yet…"
This brought more questions than answers to Poncho, whom had dreamed of a fight with Morrigan yet Remembered going to sleep back in his own bed back in his house, so he pondered about the new info he had received…
-Mmmm… That should mean then that… oh no…! I can't even begin considering that… she wouldn't dare…! It is simply impossible…-
Yet the evidence seemed solid enough to consider the 'Worst Case Scenario'… yet he decided to ask the manager trying to convince himself that all was OK…
"Is there something else you can tell me… how did she look like…? Did she get out today…?"
Asked Poncho in a tone that denoted some gloom -+who wouldn't be "Gloomy" if he/she found an enemy probably had "shagged" with him/her+-, which forced the receptionist to answer quickly…
"Oh I know that... She was such a stunning lady, with long Emerald Hair... just by looking I'd say she isn't older than 25 and yes, she checked out today, which reminds me... she did say than I had to deal with you if you wanted to prolong your stay with us..."
This, to be honest, was a shocker to our hero... since when did she use hotels to rest...? yet it was obvious than she had done it... so he decided to keep playing the game she seemed to have laid before him, so he told the man...
"Very well thank you... say, whose name is the room registered to...?"
This question frankly stunned the man, yet it was not noticeable in his perfect cheery mask of a face as he answered...
"Let me see... let me see... it is registered to... Alfonso Rodriguez... didn't sign... that's odd..."
This puzzled our hero again... so he gave a little thought at it, purposely letting the man wait...
-Mmm... She got the room using my name... now that's actually weird...-"Very well, I plan to remain in the hotel, yet I do have a favor to as you..."
"Why yes, of course sir..."
"Well, Could I switch to a less expensive room...?"
Was Poncho's request, a request that clearly unsettled the man yet he said...
"Of course... just sign here, if you will..."
Moreover, Poncho signed on the hotel log, while the man carried off...
"...And Hand back the Key of the Suite and we can end this business..."
Therefore, Poncho gave the Man a key that he had stuffed in his right pocket, while saying
"Here is it... Thank you..."
Then the man handed Poncho another key as he said merrily...
"On the contrary thank you sir. Would you like to see your new room...? I can have someone show you the way there..."
Yet Poncho only answered in a more relaxed tone...
"No Thank you... I think I'll take a walk first... but thank you anyways..."
Alas... After resolving the mystery of where the fork he was Poncho got out of the hotel, intent on discovering in which forking universe he is... and how to get out yet that'll be seen on the next chapters...
TSU ZU KU…
TO BE CONTINUED…