'Come on, Shorty, lighten up! It was only a joke!' Hange tries to reason with a very wet, VERY irate Levi. 'It's not like anyone else saw what happened. Your pride is still intact.' Hange smiles nervously at him.

Levi glares at the Squad Leader. He can't believe someone so smart could be so immature! Putting a bucket of water over a slightly ajar door and waiting for him to walk in and get drenched was a stupid idea! 'My pride isn't the issue, Shitty Glasses, it's your shitty pranks!' Levi crosses his arms in frustration. He knows there's no point looking for an apology, but he'd still like one anyway.

'Come on, Levi. It was just some harmless fun! You can do the same to me if you'd like! Go on, get me wet!' Hange hands him the bucket, gesturing that he should take it.

He rolls his eyes at her, but on the inside his mind fights a war; he has to bite his tongue to stop himself saying 'I know a much better way to get to wet'.

Levi has been struggling with his growing attraction towards the Hange for months now. It had started small at first; finding endearment in her crazy shenanigans, thinking how nice her hair looked when she actually washed it, practically drooling over the perfect curve of her ass in those tight jeans of hers… Levi had all but suppressed his carnal urges since he liked the Underground, trying to find more meaningful things to think about. However, Hange had reawakened his lust, and it was becoming problematic; it wasn't easy to hide a hard-on in a Military Uniform like his.

Levi doesn't take the bucket. 'Whatever, I'm gonna take a shower. Fuck knows where that water has been!' He storms off, leaving Hange to giggle to herself.

Hange is totally oblivious of Levi's feelings towards her. Sure she thinks Levi is a remarkably handsome man; she had eyes, even if she does need glasses. But then again, practically everyone thinks that he was attractive, even the ones who also think he's a surly bastard who cleans too much. The cleaning part is true, but Hange sees something more. Something that was worth exploring.

Unfortunately, Hange's past romantic experiences hadn't been great… one guy even thought she was a man! She's well aware that her breasts aren't the biggest but come on? That had knocked her confidence big time. Hell, she was even somewhat convinced that Levi thought she was a guy. 'Would explain why he talks to me like an equal rather than a woman. Most people here don't extend the same courtesy.' Hange thinks to herself.

Hange looks down at the bucket in her hands; yes her prank was childish, but at least it got him to talk to her a little. She feels pathetic, resorting to such juvenile tactics to get his attention, but it's all she feels she can do. It's like when boys tease girls in the school playground. She's beginning to think her situation is hopeless, when a thought strikes; 'if I can't confess my feelings in word form, I'll just have to use my whole body! Of course!' With that, Hange tosses the bucket to one side and chases after Levi. She's going to give him a shower he'll never forgot.

Levi strips quickly, putting his clothes on his washing pile in a neat pile; there was no way he was wearing those disgusting things again. Picking out clean clothes and a town from a small chest of draws next to his bed, he heads toward the bathroom adjacent to the room. It was a nice perk, having his own bathroom; gave him ample opportunity to pleasure himself. His little disagreement with Hange has left him frustrated in more ways than one, and now is the only time he'll get to work on his frustration before tonight.

He turns the shower on, and sets it to a decent temperature before immersing himself in it; if it was too cold, his erection would suffer greatly.

Before pleasure himself, he grabs a bar of soap and starts to scrub himself. He rubs it across his neck and shoulders before starting on his armpits. The first one is scrubbed without issue, but as he's working on the second, the soap flies from his hands. He's just about to turn around and locate it, when he hears something that almost gives him a heart attack.

'Let me get that for you.'

He tenses up; how the fuck did Hange get in here without his knowledge?!

He's about to turn around and ask her, when he feels her hands on his body. She scrubs his body, picking up where he left off. She's surprisingly methodical as she cleans his chest, embracing him from behind as she cleans him. He can feel her nipples against his back, and it's enough to make him even harder.

He feels her fall to her knees. She cleans his ass as best she can before moving into his legs. She ignores his erection, and he begins to think this whole thing is just a weird way of her proving that she knows how to wash properly. However, that theory is dashed when she asks him to turn around

He finds it beyond arousing, seeing Hange on her knees in front of him. Her glasses are off, and her hair is flowing freely. Levi can't help but think she's beautiful. Then she speaks, and it almost makes Levi ejaculate without any form of psychical stimulation.

'You know, it's good for a clean freak like you to get dirty sometimes. It can even be fun. Take that dick of yours, for example. I can clean it with this bar of soap, or you can put it in this filthy mouth of mine. Which do you want?' She was seriously asking him if he wanted a blowjob? What happened to the Hange pulling stupid pranks?

Levi wasn't about to look a gift Hange in the mouth however; he was about to fuck her mouth instead. He grabs her hair and steps forward, and she opens her mouth in preparation of what she's sure is a request to get dirty. He slides himself inside, and is instantly greeted by a warm wetness that makes his head spin.

She starts to work her head up and down his length, and he tries not to thrust into her mouth just yet; better to let her get used to it.

Hange is having none of that, though. She wants to see him lose all control. She relaxes her muscles, and somehow manages to fit most of his dick down his throat. He groans, a signal that his internal battle is lost. Sure enough, he begins fucking her mouth, and Hange practically purrs in delight at having broken him.

She brings a hand up to play with his balls, and find them starting to harder indeed her touch; she realises he's very close.

Sure enough, it only takes a few more thrusts before he releases into her mouth. He keeps thrusting as he climaxes, and Hange takes care to swallow as much of his seed as possible. When he withdraws from her mouth, she proceeds to lick off any cum she missed, Levi watching her with a mixture of exhaustion and pure lust.

Before he can ask her what the hell just happened, she stands up and leaves the shower, but not before saying 'I'm sorry about me little joke. If I do anything to piss you off in the future, please be sure to let me make it up to you like this again. I can thank you in other ways too; just let me know what'll make it better, okay?' He notices she blushing slightly, but his head is spinning in confusion.

What the fuck just happened?!