A/N- I read twilight when I was in the fifth grade and let me tell you that it was great at the time. I loved it! Now I despise it. This is Bella's reaction to Harry Potter and Hunger Games. Thanks to Themagicalpicciloplayer for inspiration. I own nothing!
Dear Fanfiction writer,
Why is fanfiction underlined by a squiggly red line? It's so pretty! It reminds me of Edward, because that's the color his eyes turn when he wants to suck my blood. Isn't he just so romantic? So I read this book that's called Harry Potter, right, well I sparked noted it and that was too long for me to read so I just asked someone about it. I don't understand why you people like it more than hearing about me and Edward falling in love. I mean what kind of name is that? Harry Potter? Is he like some hairy person that sells pots? Or he could be some British government spy. See what I mean? Those books are so hopeless. There is like no romance whatsoever! Yeah someone makes out with someone else like once, but seriously? Where is the juicy stuff? I mean they call you people muggles. Is that supposed to mean that you mug people? A bunch of nerds running around yelling "spells" while they wave around sticks isn't that cool. Wouldn't you much rather hear about my vampire boyfriend and how a werewolf is fighting for my love? Come one which one's more convincing?
Also about that new book the Hunger Games. Do they eat each other or something? I've heard that it's about these kids that run around a forest killing each other. My friend who actually read the spark notes told me that they don't actually eat each other and that it's just called the hunger games. That's so stupid. Why would you want to read this book about kids running around killing each other?
Scincerely,
Bella Swan