And... its a one-shot. If you want it to continue, Review asking, and we shall see...
-Outside foaly's apartment-
Foaly was locking up his paranoia-central apartment (eye-scans, dna readings, and all the other cool gadgets that mud men don't have yet. Well... not for under 1,000 dollars) his mini heat sensor in his shirt pocket beeped (A/N: What? Even centaurs have to wear something.) he pulled the thing that appeared to be an iPhone out.
Whoa. That had to be a glitch. There was no way that was possible.
But... It might be possible...
And at that moment, Foaly heard a high-pitched giggle behind him.
-Ten minutes later, at the LEP Op. Booth-
"Whoa. What happened to pony-boy?" said Root, his eyebrow raising ever higher as he stared at the battered, bruised and generally beat up centaur.
"What?" said Holly, leaning over backwards so she could get a better look at Foaly, "Ah, mind telling the commander Foaly?"
Foaly grumbled something inaudible.
"What was that Foaly? Speak up!"
Foaly let out a huge sigh, "I got attacked by Rabid Fangirls, Okay?"
"Really, then? That's the third time this week! You must be getting more popular!" said Trouble, coming around the corner with two decaf coffees.
Holly was trying to suppress giggles. Root didn't even try to suppress the evil chuckle.
"WHAT?!? Awwww... Why don't I ever get attacked by fangirls?" asked Chix, poking his head around the corner.
"THATS BECAUSE YOU DON'T HAVE ANY!!! NOW GET OUT OF HERE!!" yelled Root and Holly, if for different reasons. Then they looked at each other oddly.
After an awkward silence, Holly said, "Actually, I'm surprised that Artemis hasn't been attacked yet."
-Ireland, Fowl manor-
Artemis had finally exited the computer room, and was locking it away, when he thought he heard a quiet footstep behind him.
He whirled around.
There was no one there.
Artemis massaged his temples, he must be going nuts.
Then he heard a dreaded sound, one feared amongst all slightly popular, fictional male characters. The sound that bestowed fear in even the most battle-hardened fictional warrior.
The sound of a high-pitched fan-girl giggle.