A/N: How many of these types of stories have actually been made? Whatever, get ready for another one. : P
Disclaimer: I do not own Twilight and all that jazz so...yea...
50 Ways To Annoy Edward Cullen
1.Follow him around concentrating really hard on extremely dirty things.
2.Follow him around concentrating really hard on songs from shows such as Barney and The Wiggles
3.Every time he walks near you jump in front of the nearest car and scream "Save me Edward!"
4.Keep bugging him to tell you what Bella's thinking no matter how many times he insists that he can't read her mind.
5.Tell him that you do know what Bella is thinking and refuse to tell him what that is.
6.Every time you see Bella after number 5, look at her as if in deep concentration and from time to time look at Edward and go, "Oooh, Thats Juicy!"
7.Challenge him to a breath holding contest and accuse him of cheating.
8.Take his pulse and call 911 when you 'discover' he doesn't have any.
9.When you 'discover' he's a vampire, throw holy water on him and shout,"The power of Christ compels you!"
10.Force him to have a conversation about socks with you and every time he says the word sock shout "QUACK!"
11.Tell him he seems cold and ask if he would like a blanket.
12.Tell him that Jacob thinks he's a sex god.
13.Tell him that Sam thinks he's better than a sex god.
14.Push him out into the sunlight and jump on his back shouting the words to "Diamonds Are A Girls Best Friend" but change the word girl to werewolf and the word diamonds to Edwards.
15.Accuse him of making Jacob 'happy' at night.
16.Make Jacob somehow to agree with your accusation in front of everyone.
17.Tell Aro that Edward would like to set up a ball room dancing class with him and the rest of the volturi.
18.Dye his hair blue and give him round black sunglasses and threaten to hide Bella if he doesn't wear them to school.
19.Blindfold him and take him to a tanning salon.
20.When he attempts to change Bella into a vampire throw rocks at him.
21.Once he gets used to the rock throwing and still tries to change her, throw yourself in between them and start chats.
22.Eventually, he'll still try to change Bella and thats when you get a a sign and put it on his door that says 'Become a vampire by Edward Cullen! Only fifty cents!"
23.Summon an arsenal of Gay men to hit on him constantly.
24.Fly above him in a helicopter and wherever he goes spotlight him.
25.Tell Mike Newton that Edward has stolen more than just Bella from him and make sure they're constantly running into eachother. Let Mike do the rest.
26.Jump out of corners and proceed to beating him with large planks of wood every ten minutes.
27.Sit in his room and stare at him for hours.
28.When he demands why you're staring at him tell him that you're not leaving until he falls asleep.
29.When he tells you he can't sleep, threaten that Santa won't come if he stays awake.
30.Force him to go disco dancing with you.
31.Five minutes after you arrive force him to go somewhere else to go roller disco dancing with you.
32.Tell him he's not a good disco dancer before you've even gotten your skates on.
33.Read him a list of reasons why he should marry Mike Newton.
34.Read him a longer list of reasons why Bella should marry Mike Newton.
35.Go on to read a list of reasons why he should marry Jacob.
36.Try to convince him that Bella his Charlie and Billy's love child.
37.Tell him that his sweater makes him look beefy.
38.Ask if you can chew on his arm.
39.When he says no, chew on his arm anyway.
40.Capture a live pigeon and put it in his pants.
41.Say sorry for putting the live pigeon in his pants and then offer to get it out.
42.Give him corn rows.
43.Tell him his corn rows make him look ignorant.
44.Replace his entire CD collection with Jeffree Star.
45.Tell him that Jasper wants to 'feel' him.
46.Whenever he tries to leave the room grab onto his leg and beg him not to leave.
47.Climb around on the ceiling above him and jump down on him whenever Bella walks into the room.
48.Spray cheese into his mouth and force him to swallow it, all the while yelling, "WHAT'S WRONG EDWARD, DON'T YOU LIKE THE CHEEEEEEEESE?!
49.Tell Bella that he's gay.
50.Whenever he gets mad at you for annoying him so much, turn to the nearest person and go,"Don't worry, its just his time of the month."