I know I should be working on my other stories, but AVPSY was performed today, and I'm just getting all these feels, and ugh! Every time I go on the Starkid tag on tumblr, I get these pains in my chest, and I just know it's their fault, those wonderful people! I wrote this to help with my not-going-to-LeakyCon-and-seeing-AVPSY-live feels. Meh, some parts don't really make sense, but oh well! It's more fun that way.

Disclaimer: I am (sadly) not a part of the actual Team Starkid, and I am not J.K. Rowling, no matter how much people say I resemble her, so I don't own anything you are about to read. That doesn't mean you're allowed to copy this song! The idea is still mine. Read and review!

Going Back to Pigfarts

Draco:
There are those who stare,
And sneer and point. I feel the glares
Of the idiots, who won't believe in me.

Can't believe how mean they are,
That Potter with his lightning scar
And stupid bunch of Weasleys.

I know I don't deserve this
Awful school where I'm a sh**
Here on planet Earth.

Can't take all of these earth bound fools,
But at last, I'm leaving this school,
For good old Mars!

I'm sick of Potter and this hanging around,
I've got a rocketship, so I'm skippin' this town.
Hey it's no mystery, there's nothing here for me now...

I gotta get back to Pigfarts!
I gotta get back to school!
I gotta get myself to Pigfarts!
Where everybody thinks I'm cool!

No more Potter or Weasley or dumb Gryffindors!
No stupid old coots like Albus Dumbledore.
It's all that I love, and it's all that I need at
Pigfarts, Pigfarts!
I think I'm goin' back!

I'll meet new friends, gonna laugh till we cry.
Draw my pictures when I have some time.
Hands off that bag, those Bugles are mine!
And it's gonna be totally awesome!

I'll cast some spells with a flick of my wand.
Defeating Potter, yeah bring it on!
Forget this Hogwarts, I'll be gone,
Cause I'm goin' to Mars, and it's totally awesome!

Goyle:
You're going to Mars, and it's totally awesome!

Draco:
Goyle, what're you doing here?

Goyle:
I'm going to Pigfarts with you too.

Draco:
Great!

Goyle:
It's been so long, but we're going back.
Don't go for work, don't go there for class.

Draco:
As long as we're on Pigfarts,

Goyle:
We're gonna kick some a**!

Together:
And it's gonna be totally awesome!

This year we'll take everybody by storm.
Stay up all night, sneak out of our dorms!

Luna:
But let's not forget that we need to perform well in class,
If we want to pass our finals!

Goyle:
Hey! What are you doing here?

Luna:
Going to Pigfarts, of course! Remember, if we're good students, Rumbleroar lets us ride around on his back!

I may be loony, but I'm super smart.
Check out my grades, they're O's for a start.
What I lack in mind, well, I make up in heart,
And well guys, yeah that's totally awesome!

This year I plan to study some more.
Then I can get to ride Rumbleroar.

Draco:
He's way cooler than that coot, Dumbledore!

Goyle:
Cause he's cool,

Luna:
And he's totally awesome!

Together:
Yeah, he's so cool, he's so totally awesome!

We're sick of Hogwarts and this hangin' around!
It's like we're sitting in the lost and found.
Don't take no sorcery, for anyone to see how...

We gotta get back to Pigfarts!
We gotta get back to school!
We gotta get ourselves to Pigfarts!
Where Rumbleroar is magic cool!

No more Potter or Weasley or dumb Gryffindors!
No stupid old coots like Albus Dumbledore.
It's all that I love, and it's all that I need at
Pigfarts, Pigfarts!
I think I'm goin' back!

Lucius:
Drahco, you little poofer, what are you doing?

Luna:
Who's this?

Draco:
That's my daddy. Daddy, daddy, you've come to love me!

Lucius:
What on earth are you doing, Drahco?

Draco:
I'm going to Pigfarts!

Lucius:
What-

Goyle:
Do you hear music?

Luna:
Someone's coming!

Hermione, Cho, Lavender
Granger,
She's the smartest witch. She's
Granger!
It's Granger Danger.
She's Hermione Granger!

Lucius:
Who's that?

Goyle:
That's the girl Draco's been in love with since the Yule Ball.

Luna:
Yes, but she turned him down.

Draco:
She's perfect...

Goyle:
Too bad she's dating that Ron Weasley.

Lucius:
A weasel?

Ron:
Hermione!
I am so in love
With Hermione!
From England to Germany,
I'll sing my love for Hermione!

Draco:
I hate that guy, I hate him!

Harry:
Did someone say Harry Potter?

Draco:
Ugh, Potter, what do you want?

Harry:
So Malfoy, finally leaving to go to Pigfarts are you? Maybe this year we'll finally have some peace and quiet.

Draco:
Listen, Potter, in case you're forgetting, I save all our arses with that Time Turner in first year.

Harry:
Whatever, Malfoy. As long as you get out of here this year.

Draco:
I can't wait.

This year you bet, gonna get outta here!
The reign of Malfoy, is drawing near!
I'll have the greatest wizard career.
It's gonna be totally awesome!

Look out world for the dawn of the day,
When everyone will do whatever I say!
And Potter won't be in my way.
Then I'll be the one who is totally awesome!

Goyle:
Yeah you'll be the one who is totally awesome!

Luna:
Come on guys, we're going to miss the launch!

Draco, Goyle, Luna:
Who knows how fast this year's gonna go?
Hand me a glass, let the butterbeer flow!

Draco:
Maybe at last, I'll have my Bugles!

Goyle:
Oh no, that'd be way too awesome!

Draco, Goyle, Luna:
We're here to learn everything that we can.
It's great to come here where it all began.
And here we are! And alakazam!
Here we go, this is totally awesome!

Come on and teach us everything you know!
The summer's over and we're itchin' to go!

Goyle:
I think we're ready for Headmaster Rumbleroar!

Draco, Goyle, Luna:
Aaaah, aaah!

Rumbleroar:
Welcoooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooome all of you to Pigfarts!
I welcome all of you to school!
Did you know that here at Pigfarts?
We've got a hidden swimming pool!

Welcome, welcome, welcome Pigfarts!
Welcome hotties, nerds, and tools!
Now that I've got you here at Pigfarts,
I'd like to go over just a few rules.

My name is Rumbleroar, and I am Headmaster of Pigfarts. Be careful that you don't open one of the docking vaders, otherwise I'll expel you. Nah, I'm just kidding! We'll all die if you do that!

All:
No more Potter or Weasleys or dumb Gryffindors!
No stupid old coots like Albus Dumbledore!
It's all that I love, and it's all that I need
At Pigfarts, Pigfarts!

We're on Mars and at Pigfarts, and making new friends!
In Gryffindorks!
Hufflepoofs!
Ravencleans!
Slytherins!

We're here on Mars, let our story begin,
At Pigfarts, Pigfarts!

Rumbleroar:
I'm sorry, what's its name?

All:
Pigfarts, Pigfarts!

Rumbleroar:
I didn't hear you kids!

All:
Pigfarts, Pigfarts!

Draco:
Man, I'm glad I'm at Pigfarts!