Prussia sat in a cement basement, holding an Ipad. Spain stood in the corner, playing on an old Pinball machine. France sat next to him, playing on an X-Box. Prussia frowned.
"The awesome me will have to ask Igi for the password."
"Good luck with that, cherie. She's out."
Prussia pulled out his cell phone. "Wish me luck."
Spain pulled on the launcher for the pinball machine, it made a plethora of bleeping noises as he played. Prussia put the phone on speaker, as a girl picked up.
"Hello?"
"Guten tag, frau!" Prussia said into the phone. "The awesome Prussia wishes to know the password to your Ipad?"
"W-What?" the girl on the other end of the line stammered. "Hell no! You'll hack my iPad! Everything I've ever written or read is on there, and that's some embarrassing crap!"
"Come on, frau!" Prussia whined. "You told us you'd do a letter box for us!"
"Yeah, when I'm not at a Jack White concert in Los Angeles!" she said angrily. "Now don't bug me, I have to go! He's coming on!"
There was the faint sound of the girl saying something that sounded like "ducking glass moles, what the duck?" and then a click. Prussia sighed.
"We just have to wait for her to get back, amigo," Spain said calmly.
"Why didn't she take us?" France asked.
"I think I heard her say there's a bar," Prussia said absently. He picked up the iPad and kept typing words to try and guess the password.
~later~
The door slammed upstairs.
"Hey boys, I'm home! Don't tell me you killed my house!" the girl's voice yelled from upstairs. She wandered down the stairs, holding a bag that read, "Keep Calm and Avengers Assemble". She had short, dark hair, brown eyes, and glasses. She was wearing red shirt that read "Mutant Freedom Now" in bubble letters with a blue Devil's tail weaving between the letters. She flopped down on the couch where Prussia and France had been sitting earlier.
The basement was silent.
"Mother of-" the girl muttered. She set the bag down and poked her head into other rooms, until Prussia flew out of one of them.
"GIVE ME THE PASSWORD."
"It's password," the girl said sarcastically.
And the funny thing was, Prussia actually tried it. She snatched the iPad out of his hands.
"You told us you would do an online letterbox for us, Igi!" he whined as Igi unlocked the iPad. She sighed.
"Fine. It's ONE IN THE FREAKING MORNING, but get Francey-pants and España in here, and we'll post asking for questions. Because the world revolves around Prussia."
"Ja, it does," Prussia said. "Yo France! Toni!" Spain and France poked their heads out of other doors, looking around.
"She's finally going to do a letter box for us!"
All four sat down on the couch.
"Hi, you might remember me from London's Calling, England Doesn't Care. Yeah, you'll ALSO remember that these three pressured me into doing this. Please keep it T, so my inbox doesn't fill with perverted things..." Prussia put his arm around Igi.
"Yep, and You already know us three! I'm the awesome Prussia!"
"No freaking crap," Igi said annoyedly.
"Aw, shut up Frau, you know you love us."
"Ok, fine, you're right. I love you idiots."
France and Prussia ruffled her hair.
"Yep, so annoy our authoress here-"
"HEY!"
"And send us questions!"
"Make them do dares," Igi said, glaring. "The more dangerous, the better. Make sure they sneak into Switzerland's house, and-"
she was cut off by Prussia putting his hand over her mouth.
"Ha, don't listen to her," he said nervously. "She just gets pissed easily when she's tired."
Igi was blushing bright red. She mumbled something that she probably learned from England.
France smiled.
Spain magically produced another tomato and took a bite out of it.
"Send us stuff!"
Igi shoved Prussia off of her, blushing to rival Romano.
"Yeah, PM or Review works," she said, glaring. "Now hurry up before I murder them."
Prussia gave Igi a kiss on the cheek, and her anger melted away as she blushed again.
"Stop it, idiot," she muttered, looking down. Spain smiled.
"Just like little Lovi~! Anyway, start writing!"
A/N: Yes, I caved to my inner desires. And my unbounded love of the BTT. So write in, kay? Kay.