Diary of a Goofy Single Dad

Anime/Manga: Kuroko no Basuke

Pairings: AkaFuri (main), KagaKuro, KiKasa, MidoTaka (side pairings), mentions of AoSaku, mentions of MuraHimo, and mentions of HyuuRi

*Notes: In this Alternate Universe, male pregnancy is acceptable and considered normal. Homosexuality is also widely known/acceptable and same-sex marriage is legal.

Disclaimer: I do NOT own Kuroko no Basuke nor any of its characters and I do NOT make any sort of profit from making this fanfiction! Everything belongs to its original owners except my OC!

Warnings: M-preg, some swearing, mentions of sex, single parenting, dorky Furihata, bitter angst, and cuteness all around! You HAVE been warned!

Moving On and Daily Life

"Mommy! Mommy! Mommy, wake UP!" another glorious and high pitched cry awoken Furihata Kouki from his dreams as his six year old son tried (keyword: tried) to shake him awake for a brand new day.

"Okay, okay…I'm up! Katsuo, go to kitchen and I'll make us some pancakes…just wait for me, alright?" he mumbled sleepily to already energetic little boy.

His precious angel's eyes lit up in happiness and flashed him an excited grin that had a missing tooth near the front then said, "Okay! Yay, pancakes!"

He chuckled as his son raced towards the bathroom in his bright red onesie-footie to clumsily brush his teeth in hopes of eating pancakes. Furihata stretched lazily as he attempted to get out of bed without falling off like the goofball klutz he is. His friends, those sadistic assholes, always laugh directly at him whenever he tends to spazz out or pull off the weirdest (or unluckily, depending on who you ask) klutz move in history without even trying. He rubs his auburn eyes to remove that gross, disgusting crust that rests on his eyelids then yawns as he contemplates what kind of pancakes he should make for his little ball of uncontrollable sunshine. As Furihata slowly moved like a zombie to his bathroom, he rolled his stiff muscles and did some more limb stretching for the day. One five minute shower later, the brunette felt like he had just been resurrected again from his deep slumber. He brushed his teeth with his favorite bubblegum toothpaste because no matter if he gets made fun of for still using a kiddy flavor at his age, the mint flavored one is seriously too sharp and icy cold for his taste. He combs his birds' nest brunette hair to a somewhat decent hairstyle and went to his room to find clothes that he hoped wasn't either super dirty or smelled too weird. Furihata tossed and turned nearly half of his dressers for something that doesn't look like a fashionable crime or too colorful with no luck as of yet. His son came into the room with his schools' cute uniform which is a light blue t-shirt and dark blue shorts along with his black shoes made him incredibly, adorably cute as always. Then again, when was his own precious little angel NEVER cute or adorable? Almost-always never, that's the answer!

Furihata Katsuo is definitely the cutest boy you'll EVER meet in your life, ignore whatever Takao or Kuroko say about that! Katsuo had the same semi-messy brunette hair he has, but his angel beat him out on actually not making it look like a tornado went through it while Furihata himself still unfortunately could never tame his gravity defying locks. People always claim that their children are geniuses waiting for their chance to show off their potential. Furihata is beyond that exception when it comes to Katsuo, the kid is just a genius above everyone else in his own class at school. Despite the personality he inherited from Furihata, Katsuo is certainly different from ordinary children at his elementary school. It went to the point that he got moved to a more advanced class and he is still better than all of his peers. Furihata constantly got questions of why he didn't move the boy to a private school, but since he didn't have the money to send his son to one…he had no choice, but to just have Katsuo stay in his current school even if all the parents know that he is WAY too extraordinary to be attending a normal elementary. Oh well, it is what it is in the end of the day either way no matter what he can do for Katsuo. He can totally deal with whatever life throws at their small, family of only two with or without Katsuo's biological father ever having to be in the picture at all.

Furihata threw on a white polo shirt, black skinny jeans and some light gray converse shoes then his son wrinkled his nose practically in disgust at the outfit of his choice and he knew that if his little angel was the fashion police, he'd be SO arrested for wearing such hideous clothes. Katsuo went to the closet then pointed to his "mommy" what he should wear instead. After changing into his son's picks, he had realized the outfit went from semi-decent to all out oh-my-god-you-look-drop-dead-gorgeous. Katsuo picked out a dark green button down shirt, light brown khaki pants, and dark brown loafers. Furihata doesn't know if he should feel proud, weirded out, or annoyed that a six year old apparently has much better fashion sense than he does. The man sighs as the cutie nearly tripped as he ran to the kitchen to have his "mommy's" pancakes. Furihata cooked the both of them some strawberry ones, scrambled eggs, and chocolate milk to chug it all down. Hands on either side of his face while leisurely drinking milk, he happily watched his baby stuff his chubby little cheeks with strawberry pancakes with a sparkle of amazement in his beautiful eyes. His eyes….that rosy red color that sometimes turn into a deep crimson whenever he got upset; besides that part of his genius way of thinking, Katsuo inherited those eyes from his father. The very person that always made him rather tight-lipped every time the boy asked about "Daddy" or where he is. Like he knew, and even if he knew at all…he doesn't want him around either himself or his angel. Sometimes, he does think about Katsuo's biological father from time to time, but those days are long over years ago when everything was so innocent.

Over for about six years too long of holding on to that memory, the unreachable fantasy, and that other worldly dream. That dream had to come to an end one day and it is now far gone

An embarrassed groan brought him out of la-la land which brought him to the extremely cute sight of his son's cheeks blossoming an apple red color while puffing his pouty lips at him. Katsuo complained that he was being weird for wandering off into space and staring at him for too long then got more flustered when Furihata retorted by saying that he stared because Katuso is sooooo cute! The little tyke huffed then got his backpack after thanking for the food while waiting for Furihata pull off a typhoon of soapy water as he attempted to wash the dishes without making it a natural disaster, but ultimately and epically failed in that regard. The brunette was rather proud that he actually remembered to turn off the water instead of freaking out like the last time he washed dishes. He even managed to make it to the entranceway without tripping over himself or with toothpaste still on his lips like a nerdy klutz. His friends be damned when they claim that he practically breaks his important limbs trying to get out of bed or when they act surprised when he goes through his day without magically hurting himself somehow. Oh, how he wishes they could just kindly go to hell for insulting him because he is not THAT clumsy, thank you very much! Whatever, he takes Katsuo to school and get to work before he starts becoming the subject of the Most Unfortunate Person You Knew. Furihata need a day to arrive where all his horrible friends can go off to their mundane lives and leave him alone without teasing him is definitely too much to ask for.

Furihata successfully walked his precious angel to school then showed up to work at the local library and attempt then to sneak in some quality reading time during his small, menial breaks.

"Furihata-Kun, good morning." his co-worker, Kuroko Tetsuya said gently as he ghosted in from seemingly nowhere.

"Oh, Kuroko! Morning, how are you?" he asks good-naturedly to his long-time friend while flashing him a rather dorky smile at the same time.

The blue haired boy gently (can anyone tell with him?) smiled at Furihata at his greeting, "I'm doing very well, thank you for asking. Akira is a little troublesome, but he's perfect as always."

Kuroko and his lover now husband, Kagami Taiga went to the same high school as Furihata did. They were quite the combination duo back in their basketball team when they destroyed the Generation of Miracles one by one. They worked well together, both as teammates and lovers no matter where they went or what they did. When they got married, no one on their old team was shocked since the two were practically married and just needed to make it official. They had their son, Kagami Akira a little while later and he is pretty much the carbon copy of Kagami in every shape and form. Same red hair, similar red eyes and even the very-capable-to-light-up-a-room-thousand-watt smile too. Kuroko and Kagami, the sweethearts, helped him out after he gave birth to Katsuo then assisted him throughout his early baby years and the dreaded toddler stage. Furihata wouldn't know where he'd be without his two dear friends when it came to his son and his own life. The blunette was the one that gave him his current job as well; the couple deserve years of gorgeous bouquets, hot springs trips, and plenty of vacations for him to pay them back for all the wonderful and kind things they had done for him in their long friendship. If he did that though, he'll never will ever finish off his infinite and ever so increasing debt to the blue haired man and his red headed lover.

Furihata glowed at the mention of his friend's son, "Oh! That's awesome! I really like Akira-Kun, he's such a good boy and a great friend to Katsuo. Too bad they're in different classes."

"I agree that it's unfortunate that he doesn't have classes with Katsuo-Kun, but I'm glad he is making many friends. Katsuo-Kun is a very smart and good boy, you're raising him well." The blue eyed boy commented with a very small smile on his face.

"Thank you for telling me that. I'm working very hard for him and I just…." the auburn eyed male stopped himself then sighed out depressingly at his woes.

Kuroko looked at him curiously (or as curious as Kuroko can look), "What's wrong, Furihata-Kun? If you don't mind me asking."

The brunette looked at him then sighed out again, "its fine….it's Katsuo asking about his father again and wondering where he is. I'd be lying if I said that doesn't break my heart every time he asks me that…"

"Oh…I can see how that can be quite a difficult subject to bring up in regards to your son." Kuroko sympathetically answered towards his reading buddy.

He sighs once more then says lamely, "Yeah…"

Furihata is rather grateful for the icy blue eyed man for listening to his rather pathetic tale of a broken heart and being without a lover in quite some time…oh, the dramatic reality of it all! He just wants to go home, curl up on his couch like a loser, and mindlessly watch some soaps before he has to pick up Katsuo from school. Yeah, that would be the life that he could have if he didn't have to be a responsible adult which ugh…sucks that he never (and will never) went around to calling his ex-lover to call him and say: "By the way, congrats! You're a daddy now!"…..is NOT the way to handle his current, unfortunate situation now. He supposes it could be worse if Katsuo somehow, someway found his totally-hidden-away-from-sight photo album that has pictures of him with the boy's father in the vast majority of them. Furihata laments his novella universe lifestyle which is pretty much almost there to being one without all the hot, foreign guys or sexy accents involved. As he dwells in the sorrows of the single-never-going-to-mingle parenthood, he checks in and out the books of the visitors as another day goes on again. Boring as it sounds, life is going extremely well for Furihata Kouki.

It was time for him to go and get Katsuo while Kuroko decided to tag along to pick up Akira as well. Apparently, Kagami is on call today at the fire department…so, the blue haired male has nothing else to do until his idiot (Kuroko means this lovingly) husband comes home the next day. They came up with the idea to have a nice playdate for the boys since the two are already friends, and it doesn't hurt to spoil them a little with slumber parties every once in a while. The two walked towards the elementary school then noticed another parent on their way to the school as well. Sakurai Ryou, the shy middle school nurse/husband of Kuroko's friend, Aomine Daiki…the man always apologized for everything and once for being alive that one time as well. Despite his quirks, Sakurai is a very good "mother" to his seven year old daughter…Aomine Aoi. She is a cute little idol in the regular classroom if Fuirhata remembered correctly since she had the light brown, long hair and navy blue eyes that drew anyone in. Aoi is as confidant as her father, but also has the gentleness as her "mother"…the perfect combo of both parents if he says so himself. Katsuo looks like his father and his eye color along with his charisma to lead with a natural level of a graceful genius, a gifted and blessed boy. Then, there was Akira who doesn't really need a summary of which parent he took his looks and personality from at all. The redheaded little boy literally jumped into his "mother's" arms while Aoi walked up to Sakurai then took his hand in a vaguely familiar, possessive way. He chuckled as Kuroko softly scolded his son for the dangerous stunt Akira did while Katsuo merely, simply observed the exchange from the sidelines.

He picked up Katsuo whose teacher praised in awe at his level of learning and how he seems so talented in lots of things. Kuroko seemed (read: seemed) amused by the interaction between her and Furihata as they talked about his son's obvious awesomeness. It was the most awkward talk he had with his son's teacher ever that he never wants to experience again! They gave their goodbyes to Sakurai and Aoi then the four of them went to the Furihata household for some relaxing time. Akira dragged Katsuo to his room while the two friends sat in the living room to have a chat. The low hum of the television and quiet laughter of the boys filled the house with some noise since Furihata mainly talked for the both of them because Kuroko is usually a soft spoken, quiet man in nature. The blue haired male mostly added his own commentary and opinions on whatever his brunette blabbed about. Auburn eyes lit up with life as he proudly talked about Katsuo and anything the boy did that screamed: naturally gifted genius. Furihata quietly muses about whether or not he should tell his cute little angel about his father at all. He was going to wait until he was a little older and can handle the truth about the man that is his "Daddy" along with his relationship with that guy. A conversation he is SO not looking forward to having at all!

It is pretty damn clear that he will have to explain everything to his baby boy one day and oh, how he dreads whenever that moment decides to pop up. He had a fantasy of when he told his son that the kid just said that it's perfectly fine that he never meets his father then, that Katsuo is acceptable with just the two of them against the world. It was a wonderful fantasy while it lasted…it was idealistic if such thing happened in the far, far future. Furihata put that thought within the back burner of his mind while listening to Kuroko on what he should do when it comes to what is the most difficult thing he'll have to do as a parent. Icy blue eyes stare him down as he laments his novella woes and tragedy then commented that he HAS to tell Katsuo the truth involving his biological father. Another thing his friend gifted him with, is the news involving the man himself. He is coming back to Japan by the very next week to live there for the rest of his natural born life like some unwanted guest that entered his life without permission.

The brunette couldn't breathe and he seriously thought that his heart stopped for a moment the announcement came dropping in on his fairly decent life. What the hell is he going to do?! Auburn irises shrunk as he hyperventilated on what he would even say to the man that left him behind all those years ago, pregnant and alone. He didn't even contact the guy when he found out he was carrying his ex-lover's child and decided to raise the kid all by himself. This is the most terrible thing that can possibly happen to him! Kuroko quickly apologized for the unexpected news he had just recently delivered to his friend. The single "mom" gave him the okay that he is perfectly fine and will try to handle the situation as best as he can should he ever cross paths with Katsuo's father. If it's what is needed to be done, then let the chips fall where they may. No matter how delicate this is, he has to get his point across to his ex-lover. No, he doesn't want any money nor does he desire to have said man ever come near him or his own son.

Kuroko went off to check on the boys then tucked them in since they knocked out in the middle of a chaos of blankets, toys, and games alike. He thanked the blunette for the trouble then wished him a goodnight as he headed off to bed. Furihata changed into his bunny print pajamas (because bunnies are cute, duh!) then settled into the mattress while thinking about his ex-lover. Oh, the horror of what might go down when he sees the man after six long years of not seeing each other. It would be nice to see the priceless look on his face if he tells him about Katsuo or just to see if he'll react at all. The brunette tosses and turns in his way too suffocating covers then stares at the ceiling and imagines a time when everything was so pleasant and loving. What an amazing, sweet image to think of before he heads of to his dreaming world and fantasies.

He just hopes that it works out somehow, someway eventually…..

To Be Continued

Alex: Thank you for reading the first chapter of Diary of a Goofy Single Dad! For Furi-Chan, I imagined him to be average joe-like, casual, clumsy, dorky/goofy, but serious when he needs to be. So, that's how I wrote him as in this chapter.

AkaFuri: Katsuo-(brown hair, red eyes), his name means "victorious child" and he shares some of Akashi's traits such as being a natural leader and genius level intelligence. He has Furi-Chan's personality and smile.

KagaKuro: Akira-(red hair, red eyes), his name means "bright" or "shine/daybreak" and he has Kagamiu's smile and personality. He is incredibly energetic and happy-go-lucky, but he has his vulnerable moments.

AoSaku: Aoi-(brown hair, blue eyes), her name means "blue" and she has Aomine and Sakurai's personalities. She is the closest thing to an idol in the regular classroom for all the kids.

Thanks you again for reading, fluff up your feathers for the next chapter! Bye bye!