WOOOO
FIRST HOMESTUCK FANFICTION EVER!
llllllllllllllets just get this over with.
Nepeta giggled as she was starting up a group pesterchum.
-arsenicCatnip [AC] has started pestering 15 other chums-
AC: :33 *ac shouts on the chat.* Hey everyone!
-centaursTesticle [CT] has joined the chat-
CT: D - Good day Nepeta
AC: :3:3 *ac leaps over to her furend.* Hi Equius!
-carcinoGeneticist [CG] has joined the chat-
CG: OK, WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?
AC: :33 *ac turns at the voice of another furend.* Hello Karkitty! To answer your question this is a group chat that Sollux showed me how to work.
CG: WHY DIDN'T I GET INFORMED ON THIS FUNCTION? AND DON'T CALL ME THAT! AND STOP FUCKING ROLEPLAYING! IT'S GIVING ME A HEADACHE.
CT: D - Stop using such 100d language around Nepeta, it is not good for her to hear
CG: DO I LOOK LIKE I GIVE A FUCK!?
-twinArmageddons [TA] has joined the chat-
TA: ii thought iit would be a good tiime two iintervene.
CG: OH LOOK WHO FINALLY SHOWED UP. THE KING OF TWO'S AND EVERY OTHER SHITTY THING THIS PLACE HAS TO OFFER.
TA: Thank you for that great iintroduction KK.
CG: WHAT IS WITH EVERYBODY GIVING ME FUCKING NICKNAMES?
AC: :33 Mine is a pet name silly!
CG: I DON'T CARE WHAT CATEGORY THESE STUPID NAME FALL INTO JUST STOP USING THEM.
TA: Nepeta, let'2 do the 1,2,1,2 k?
AC: :33 Ok you furst!
CG: WHAT THE FUCK?
TA: KK
AC :33 Karkitty
TA: KK
AC: :33 Karkitty
CG: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU IDIOTS TRYING TO ACCOMPLISH?
TA: KK
AC: :33 Karkitty
CT: D- I think they are trying to break you.
TA: KK
AC: :33 Karkitty
TA: KK
AC: :33 Karkitty
TA: KK
AC: :33 Karkitty
-ectoBiologist [EB] has joined the chat-
EB: INTERVENE! XB
CG: IS THAT SOME KIND OF STUPID FACE OR ARE YOU MOCKING ME?
EB: You mean this? XB
CG: YES THAT.
EB: Yeah that was a face and the B was my teeth.
CT: D- You do have those abnormally large front teeth.
EB: Hey don't hate! Your all just jealous because you wish you had teeth as awesome as mine.
AC: :33 I have fangs so I can relate.
EB: I guess you do.
-terminallyCapricious [TC] has joined the chat-
CG: OH SHIT!
TC: HeY bEsT fRiEnD :o)
CG: WILL YOU EVER STOP TYPING LIKE THAT?
TC: NoPe
AC: :33 *ac pounces on her clowny friend.* Hi Gamzee!
TC: *GeTs TaCkLeD bY nEpSiS* wHaT iS uP mY fUrRy FrIeNd?
AC: :33 *helps him up while saying.* Not much, just chatting.
CG: IT THIS RETARD FEST OVER YET?
AC: :33 Are you in a bad mood today Karkat?
CG: FOR YOUR INFORMATION, I AM IN A FAN FUCKING TASTIC MOOD.
AC: :33 *ac rolls her eyes at cg's comment.*
EB: Ya I really don't believe that either.
CG: SHUT THE FUCK UP EGBERT!
EB: rude alert!
CT: D- I'm sorry but I must take my leave, I don't think I can handle all of this 100d language.
AC: :33 awwwwww! Well then by Equius! *ac gives him a big goodbye hug.*
CT: SEE YOU LATER YOU FUCKING SWEAT LORD.
-centaursTesticle [CT] has left the chat-
-caligulasAquarium [CA] has joined the chat-
CG: ONE IDIOT LEAVES AND ANOTHER ONE JOINS.
CA: Shut up Kar, I only came in to this chat to see wwhat it wwas.
-gallowsCalibrator[GC] has joined the chat-
GC: WOW 1 C4N'T B3LI3V3 WH4T 1 JUST R34D.
TA: a lot of 2hiit right?
GC: TH4T K1ND4 SUMS 1T UP.
-carcinoGeneticist[CG] has started banging his head on his keyboard-
TC: ...
GC: ...
EB: ...
CA: ...
TA: Not 2urprii2ed.
AC: :33 Well before he gets brain damage maybe I should ask what I made this for to ask.
CG: PLEASE, DO TELL.
AC: I was wondering if you guys all wanted to play Truth or Dare!
EB: I'm game.
GC: SOUNDS L1K3 FUN!
TA: 2iince there ii2 nothiing better to do.
TC: SuRe SiS. :o)
CA: I wwill join in.
CG: FUCK NO!
GC: HE IS PL4Y1NG.
AC: :33 Then spread the word! This is going to be fun!
Nepeta then closes the chat and goes to join everyone else.