What makes this creepier is that this could've actually happed. Naruto and all of it's characters belong to Kishimoto Masashi.
For the Love of Youth
Ring ring...
Ring ring...
He tapped his fingers against a tiled counter, it was hard trying to be patient. To think after all of these years, he just might have found his soul mate...
Ring ring...
Ring- ...click!
"Good afternoon, this is Yakushi Kabuto speaking. Can I help you?"
"Hello!" came a much chipper voice, "This is Maito Gai! I'm calling about the add in the paper!"
"Add...?" there was a pause on the phone, "Oh. Right, hold on a sec..." Gai blinked, leaning against the wall of his kitchen as he heard two muffled voices and the exchange of the phone.
"What?" came a much more irritated tone, "What do you want?" the new voice hissed.
"I heard you enjoy youth!"
Silence.
"Well, I love youth too!" Again there was silence, and Gai was afraid that he might have lost his phone service again. But then the elder man finally spoke up,
"...Really?"
"Of course! It brings me to tears thinking my wonderful students will one day grow up!" Orochimaru stayed silent as he heard the younger man start to cry, "...and their springtime of youth will fade and they will-"
"Springtime of youth?" Gai wiped some of the tears off of his face,
"Yes! They are so young and innocent and so impressionable!" Orochimaru blinked as he could've swore that he heard a sparkle on the other side of the phone line, "Isn't youth just beautiful?"
"Oh yes! With their young, soft faces!" Gai smiled as he finally got the other man going, "How they will try to accomplish the most impossible goals with such determination! No matter what we try to tell them!"
"Yes! I can never forget how they smile after a successful mission!"
"Or how they cry!" Orochimaru grinned. Gai sniffed again,
"Oh, so honest! They will tell you anything straight from the heart!"
"So... pure!" Orochimaru began to drool, but it wasn't registered on the other side of the phone because of it's low frequency.
"We should totally meet up somewhere!"
"Oh!" The other man coughed suddenly, "I-I'm sorry, talking to you is already using up borrowed time. You see, I also have a student-"
"Yosh!" Gai punched his fist in the air, "I perfectly understand! We want to enjoy that youth while it still there! Good luck with your student!"
"The same to you."
"Will we ever get a chance to talk again?"
"Oh, I do believe so."
"Good day then!"
"Good bye..."
Click.
Click.
Beeeeeeeeeeeeee...
I think I am officially the first person to write Oro/Gai. Don't you feel like a piece of you died inside? Maybe your inner child?