Chapter One
One day spongebob was blowing his bubbles in his front yard. Patrick came up to him and said "Hey, spongebag, do you want to go to the Krusty Krab?" "Yeah Patrick, I would love a Krabby Patty." So they set off for the Krusty Krab.
When they arrived, there was a huge line. "I hate lines!" Patrick moaned. "I want a Krabby patty." Patrick's eyes began to well up with tears at the thought of not being able to get a Krabby Patty. "Wait, Patrick!" Spongebob exclaimed. "I know a secret entrance!" Spongebob grabbed Patrick by the hand and pulled him to the back of the Krusty Krab. Under the dumpster was a secret door which led to a long tunnel which sloped down really far. Then they came to a heavy wooden door. They could hear a chanting and there was green light seeping out from under the door. "Let's go in!" Patrick said. They pushed open the door, revealing a group of people in white robes with black boxes on their chests who were chanting around a glowing circle. "Hey guys!" Spongebob called. They all turned towards the pair of fish people, pulling out glocks and firing. But the bullets got absorbed into spongebag and bounced back out of his sponge flesh, killing them all instantly. Then Spongebob and Patrick went over to the circle, looking at it. It was a swirling portal. Through the portal they could see the land of far, far away. Then Patrick cried "Ouch!" And a drop of blood fell into the portal. it turned a bright and evil red, and the face of shrek swam up out of the portal. But it was not nice shrek, it was blood shrek. Blood shrek was red and evil, and loved to kill people. He rose out of the portal with a menacing laugh, his teeth dripping the blood of villagers. "Finally, by the blood sacrifice, I am free!" He yelled. He turned to Patrick, and pulled off his boxers. Patrick stood there naked, but as a starfish, he had no dick. Blood Shrek tore off his tunic revealing a massive red boner. He began to rape Patrick, and gave him a huge cumshot. Patrick's eyes and skin turned red, he was now blood shrek's slave. "Oh No!" Spongebob ejaculated. He ran past blood Shrek and Blood Patrick to go get the one person he knew was going to help: Ms. Puff.
Meanwhile, Ms. Puff, Squidward and Sandy were having an Orgy. Ms. Puff was riding squid wards dick, while sandy was being fucked in all her holes by squid wards tentacles. They had been going for 14 hours, and they were all covered in cum. Squidward was summing for the 76th time, when all of a sudden a blood red light washed over sandy's dome…
Spongebob was at Ms. Puff's house. She was not there, but there were dildo's lying on her bed. Spongebob was playing dolls with them, not realising what they were, until he remembered what he was supposed to be doing. He decided Ms. Puff was a way, so he would go get sandy to Karate chop Blood Shrek. He jumped in Ms. Puff's boat and drove off to Sandy's dome. Once he got there, he saw that the whole dome was awash in red light. Blood shrek had taken over.
END OF CHAPTER ONE