I do not own Naruto and if I did Itachi, and Mikoto wouldn't have died
"Naruto" -normal speech
'Stupid idiots' - normal thoughts
"Oi gaki listen to me" -Powerful being speech
'stupid ningen'-Powerful being Thoughts
*thunder* -action
Kage bunshin no jutsu -Techniques
"Yo baka" Beings translation/speech
-Oh this is good- AI/Software speech
"Lack of reviews is the greatest killer of fan fic writers out there. We at the institute wish to let the public know of how they can pitch in to save our dying writers."- Vision Dominican
A/N: Note This. Is. Fiction. Here I am God, and I can decide how each character acts or behaves.
*story start*
*Kyoto Japan: Matsubaracho district 22:00*
"GET BACK HERE!"
"GRAB THE DEMON!"
"YOU'RE NOTHING BUT A MISTAKE!" Several Geki(Basically male Miko's) yelled as they chased after an eight year girl dressed in a Miko outfit while wielding double edged sword. Thankfully she collided with a blood red haired teen in a matching suit and black dress shirt. The chest length noirette in a wine red crop top jacket pried the girl off of him while the geki stopped in front of the the teen who was fishing a cigarette out of a metal tin while stomping out the wasted one on the ground.
"I'm sorry, but were you talking to me? Because I could've sworn you were talking to me." The redhead asked as a fire lit on his thumb and lighted the 'cancer stick' resting in his mouth.
"We're talking about that little abomination. Now just hand over gods mistake and you can go back to your harlot." The oldest and baldest one told him as he pointed his weapon at the child who hid behind the noirettes leg.
"You know, you must have been referring to me. Because I have never met a person who talked to a child like that and lived." The blood coloured ginger told them as all the light vanished from the area and the only source of light was the red end of his cigarette illuminating his two slitted red pupils.
"W-we're not scared of you! We have the backing of the entire Himejima clan. That girls existence is a crime against our beliefs!" the youngest one declared as he shakily aimed his weapon at the smoking monster staring at them.
"So you're guys are big and powerful then? Using your name as a shield. So I'll tell you kiddo, leave now or you'll vanish along with your bigoted family members." he warned as he sucked all the substance out of the cig and allowed it to dissolve to ash while aiming his digits at each of the members. The youngest chose to leave, and left 10 of the oldest and more stubborn members chose to stay with their weapons aimed at the trio.
"You are no match for us! We have been trained in our families sacred fighting style. With ten of us and only one of you, this will end in an instant." a warrior boasted before violet flames appeared on each digit along with a demonic smile on the gingers face.
"You're right. It will end in an instance. Hakai..." he whispered while the flames shot from his fingers and disintegrated their hearts.
"are you ok dear?" the only other female asked as she knelt down and checked the girl for any damage. Noticing a small cut on her cheek, she applied a small amount a green energy to her wound to seal it.
"*Hmmm* You, kid." the redhead declared as he pointed at the kid while reaching into his jacket to pull out the cigarette tin. " What's your name squirt?"
"M-my name is Akeno Himejima. What's yours?" Akeno asked as she looked at the black haired lady and the crimson haired smoker.
"She's Natsumi Lucy. You can call me Naruto L. Come on Natsumi, we have to go grab more smokes. I'm all out." Naruto declared as he turned his case upside down and started to walk down the rode, but was stopped by the little girl grabbing his pant leg.
"W-wait. Please don't leave me alone. I... I don't have anywhere to go..." Akeno pleaded as she gave him her impromptu impression of a sad puppy.
"... just ... don't slow us down. Natsumi, pick her up. It'll be faster if you carry her." Naruto stated as he ignited a small flame and fired it at the bodies, transforming the bigots into human candles then walked away with his hands resting behind his head.
"Don't worry about Naruto, he's quite compassionate when you get to know him." Natsumi assured her as she sat the young mike dressed girl on her shoulder and followed behind the irritated teen looking for a shop.
*Lilith City 2 years later*
"What should we do with her?" A redhead in golden and metallic armour asked as four figures sat around a small white haired neko, chained to her seat.
"Technically she hasn't done anything wrong." The twin tailed, magical girl dressed black haired lady answered as they looked at the barely conscious nekomata.
"Correct, but Kuroka is missing so the devils still demand someone to pay." The slicked back green haired figure reminded them while the burnt end of a cuban cigar landed beside the girl and a small light illuminated a figure hanging vertically from the roof.
"Nybbas was an idiot and deserved to the way, you're looking as good as always Serafall-chan and your shiny as ever Falbium." Naruto stated as he equated on the back of the little girls chair.
"Why on Earth are you here? You have no say in politics for a long time, and you know it." The bald figure asked irritated as Naruto ran his finger along her chains and started melting the lock.
"Actually it's under the Earth and I'm just here to see the sights. Discover what's new. Find out why a girl is chained up." He asked while placing the semi liquid lock in his hand and reducing it to globs of liquified metal.
"Her older sister Kuroka is responsible for killing her master because she was driven mad threw Senjutsu, then disappeared and left her sister here. Since she killed a high class devil and she isn't around to face her crimes, the public is demanding for execution." The other redhead explained while the green figure realized something.
"How were you aware that Nybbas was their master?"
"It's simple Ajuka, Nybbas frequently gloated about having 'Not one but two nekomata.' " Naruto declared in a mocking voice before wiping the metal off his hand.
"It's quite a coincidence then. You just happened to be here at this time, eh Naruto~Kun?" Serafall asked while he unwrapped the heavy chains around the girl.
"I guess I out of everyone here I have the devils luck." he declared as he draped the girl over his shoulder and headed for a window.
"Unfortunately we cannot allow you to have her, we still need pass judgment on her." Ajuka explained as the ginger rolled his eyes and kept walking towards the window.
"Don't care. Just say something along the lines for it being decided as a private matter, you decided to keep the whole ordeal. Bla, bla, bla, what ever P.R bullshit you need to say. I really don't care. Hope to see you later Serafall~chan." Naruto declared as returned around and backflipped out the window.
"What an ass." the redhead muttered as Serafall walked towards the window and looked down to see Naruto landing on the ground and walking away with the neko on his shoulder.
"Yes but don't forget Sirzech, he's a powerful one." Ajuka reminded him while Serafall closed the window.
*Outside Lilith 10 minutes later*
"-hy do you always ... I can't leave you alone for a second!"
"W-whats happening?" the neko girl asked as she sat up and noticed a black haired lady yelling at an eerily familiar redhead while a younger raven haired teen pouring four cups of tea on a small table.
"Good to see your awake. Care for some tea?" the young girl asked as she presented the cup, which the cat girl drank down.
"So your awake, what's your name kitten?" Naruto asked as he grabbed one of the green tea cups and polished it off.
"Who are you? Where am I?" said 'Kitten' inquired as she returned the tea cup.
"Right. Uh the girls Natsumi Lucy, the other girl dressed as a Miko is Akenno Himejima, and I'm Naruto L. So answer the question I hate waiting." Naruto answered while Natsumi took her cup and started drinking her cup.
"My name is Shirone. Where am I, I thought I was ... Am I dead?" Shirone asked while flicked her cheek.
"Did that hurt?" the red head asked dryly as she rubbed her cheek.
"Yes it did!" The white haired neko yelled at him.
"Well then your not dead. Here's the long and the short of it. I was walking around the underworld and decided to check up on the Yondai Maō. Saw a girl chained to a chair, thought 'Hey, how can I screw up what ever they have planned.' So I grabbed you, leapt out a window and now I'm explaining it to you. Got it Kitten?" He asked while taking a cigarette, and received an instant cringe from her.
"Yeah, but could you stop calling me kitten and please not smoke that? I'm a Nekomata, so my sense of smell is a lot stronger." Shirone informed him so he begrudgingly pocketed his tin.
"Fine, but we gotta get out of here. Your kinda dead to everyone here." Naruto explained as he rested his hand on the table and a circular crest with an eight pointed star appeared on the table and vanished.
"W-what do you mean?" Shirone questioned him as he took her cup and repeated the action with the remaining tea cups by placing them on a levitating version of the crest which vanished along with the items.
"I heard that your sister killed your former master. She went missing, so they were going to charge you but now you're gone. So to save face, they'll make up some story about keeping it quiet and not wanting to make a big deal about it. So you'll have to go by another name for a while. Eh Koneko(Kitten or Little cat)?" Naruto informed her while she stared at the ground.
"... ok. I guess I'll just be Koneko Toujou for now. So what now?" Koneko asked as she sat up and noticed she was wearing a white yukata.
"Hell if I know. I usually just go by ear. Lets check out how the Commonwealth is doing." Naruto shrugged as the eight pointed crest appeared underneath the group and vanished in a flash of light.
*Kuoh Academy Japan 7 years later*
"Are you Rias McGregory?" a ravenette in a light purple top asked an academy student with two red braids behind her.
"Yeah, what can I do for you?" Rias requested as she rested her bag behind her.
"W-well... um. My name is Amano Yuuma, and I-I would like if you went out on a date with me?" Amano asked her as she looked at the smiling girl.
"Sure, let's go. I know the perfect place for us to go." Rias affirmed as she took her date by the hand and headed towards her dating spot.
"Lead the way, I can't wait to see what you have in store." Amano declared as she followed her dates lead.
"Are you sure it's her?"
"Yes, he specified that she was a redhead, flat chest, with hair usually in two braids behind her."
"I know what he said, but she seams so dull and unassuming."
"Exactly, he said that that is how she as has remained unnoticed for this long. We're suppose to monitor them and report back once they are alone. But if it's so boring, you could always go back to him and tell him you got bored."
"Fine, lets just hurry up and follow them. They're moving to the shopping district so we might be able to pick up some sweets while we're there." a someone declared as a 170cm lady in a black dress and matching fedora, while a young looking 140cm girl in a white sundress and matching sun hat walked beside her.
*Kuoh Park: One date later*
"Hey Rias, can I ask you something?" Amano asked as she sat beside her date on the outside of a fountain.
"Go ahead." Rias answered while she pulled her into a one arm hug.
"Do you believe in demons, angels, and monsters?" Amano quizzed her as she turned towards her girlfriend.
"Kinda. I mean my family comes from the British Isles and we've spend generations recording what most people fear or don't know. So the biblical beings wouldn't be outside the realm of possibility. Why do you ask?" Rias answers seriously while staring at her girlfriend.
"I ask because God, the devil, and angels are real. Long ago, God decided to give humans like you a gift. You contain a powerful, yet dangerous variation of his gift. If left unchecked, you gift would destroy everything around you." Amano declared grimly, while storm clouds gathered around the park.
"R-really? How do I make sure that doesn't happen?" Rias pleaded while thunder echoed around the park.
"Theres three options you can choose. One, join a faction so the high ups can help. Two, walk away and see what happens on your own. Three and this is the last option, let a supernatural eradicate you." the ravenette explained while lightning struck a nearby tree.
"Well which group are you? Angels or demons?" the redhead inquired.
"I'm in-between them. So would you join the fallen angels faction?" Amano asked while presenting a white card with black angel wings on it.
"I... can't accept just yet. Thank you for giving the option though." Rias thanked her before noticing electricity building up in her dates hand.
"I was really hoping you would've taken the card. Fallen angels are a dwindling group and could have used you in our numbers. You are to valuable to let go, so unfortunately... I've been ordered to take care of you if you refused. Shame, I really enjoyed our little date." Amano apologized while the raw energy morphed into a violet spear.
"W-w-wait you don't have to do do this." Rias told her while she held her hands in front of her.
"This is unavoidable, but I'll allow you to feel this before you disappear." Amano told her as she placed Rias' hand on her chest while aiming her spear at her heart.
'If I'm going to die, I'll die with pleasure.' Rias told herself as she shoved the spear away and gripped both of her mammaries before smashing her face into her dates chest.
"Mmm. Unorthodox, but fine. Enjoy your death." Amano moaned as she reformed several spears in the air and launched them at Rias' chest.
"Sorry, I can't really let this happen." A voice denied as the raven haired teen noticed a figure blocking her attacks.
"W-who are you?" Amano demanded as she summoned a spear and aimed at the silhouette of the man looking down at her.
"Do you really forget? Raynare, legion 13, regiment 20, 4 battalion, battalion 65, 3rd company, 15th platoon, 9th squad, 51 soldier. Present during the final confrontation." the figure declared as Rias noticed she wasn't dead yet.
"Whats going...on?" Rias trailed off as she noticed a 1.77m short red haired teen standing in front of the fountain, holding five spears with steam leaking out from around them.
"Rias, I want you to walk away from here. Two of my ... associates are waiting to escort you to a safe location, while I have a conversation with our little friend here." the other redhead instructed as he crushed the weapons and pointed towards a spot where two figures were resting.
"Y-yeah, just... tell me your name mister?" Rias asked him while he whipped out a cigarette and lit it while it flew into his mouth.
"Names Naruto L., now if you don't mind, I'd like to give her a little chat." he instructed while 'Amano' sat up and stared directly at the redhead.
"How the hell do you know about that? Only the highest ups would have known about me. Who are you?!" Raynare asked as her outfit dissolved into a series of interlacing leather strips and a set of raven black wings.
"I already said my name was Naruto L. and since I'm bored, I'll just end this in a single hit." Naruto declared as obsidian black flames appeared on his left hand and he dropped into a lazy crouch.
"Please. Even if you were present during the final confrontation, there's no way some low-level like you could could even scratch me." Raynare taunted before Naruto vanished and reappeared with his hand resting against her head.
"I'm also known as The Devils Advocate." Naruto explained while his hand phased into her head and extracted a black orb before eating it.
"Who's the devils advocate, and what did you do to her?" Rias asked as looked at 'Amano's' glazed over look.
"I'll explain everything when we get to my house, but I hate to ruin your date so girl... listen. Your name is Amano Yuuma and you're on a date with Rias here. You're my daughter and you are taking your date to explain the supernatural to her. Lets go now. I hope you enjoy your date, now follow me and I'll explain this. You two follow as well." Naruto instructed as he finished his smoke and used the ash to draw a eight pointed star on the ground and beckoned the slightly aware Raynare and Rias into the circle before the vanished in a flash of red, accompanied by a secondary flash in the forest.
*End*