A/N: Well, ramble! Sakura annoying, shouldn't be paired with ANYONE! I do not like fanfiction with Sakura, therefore I wrote this. Read the end note for more information.
Warnings: Rambling, suckish-ness, major ooc-ness.
Sakura: Holding up the Akatsuki-cloak Itachi just gave her "It doesn't match my hair. Do you have it in pink size small?"
Itachi: "…"
Kisame: Kill
And then came Deidara. BANG
Deidara: "DAMMIT, KISAME! I WAS GOING TO KILL HER!"
Sasori: "She wanted to play with me."
Itachi: "Kisame, make Sasori snap out of it."
Kisame: "But Itachi… he's freaking me out when he's rocking back and forth like that!"
Deidara: Still mad "I'll blow you all to hell… "
Sasori: "GET OFF ME! SHE WANTED TO PLAY WITH ME!"
Kisame: "Don't hit, don't hit!"
Itachi: "Pussy. Take it like a man!"
Deidara: "When did we become men?"
Sasori: "I'm a doll."
Kisame: "Well… I could show you, Deidara." wriggles eyebrows
Deidara: "Kisame… you're freaking me out."
Sasori: "I'm a doll."
Itachi: "If you two are going to do anything dirty, please get away from me."
Kisame: "I'm not gay, I swear!"
Deidara: "Sure. And I'm not a girl."
Itachi: "… what?"
Deidara: "You heard me."
Kisame: "Now you're freaking me out."
Sasori: "I'm a doll."
A/N: well… please do not question this rambling, it started as a msn-conversation between me and Jessyl, who are both overly tired at the moment. I am desperate for reviews, so I'm posting this to see if anyone reviews. And if I actually get anything but flames.