So, I decided to finally write a story, because apparently my friend said so….. SO! Anyway, this is co-written by me and UNoWhoOwnsFanfiction. Their pretty cool. So this is going to be a Percy Jackson themed chat room! Woo!

Characters may be OOC!

*DeathVader has logged in*

DV:HEY!

*FishBoyOwns has logged in*

FBO: Sup, Nico.

DV: Hey now, how'd you know that was me? I honestly tried to be non-Nico.

FBO: Non-Nico? What is that supposed to mean? You mean incognito?

DV: No… Im pretty sure I mean Non-Nico…

FBO: Well…the word death kinda gave it away. Otherwise it was pretty good disguise. I never would have guessed.

DV: YOU LIE! YOUR ON THE COMPUTER RIGHT ACROSS FROM ME!

FBO: Your point being….?

DV: Your being a creeper Percy! Like OMG like TOTALLY!

FBO: Woah…me, a creeper? Says the son of death.

DV: DON'T YOU DARE BRING THAT UP, FISH MAN!

FBO: Oh…who you calling Fish Man? Corpse Breath! Oh, its on!

DV: Hey can we do this later? I have to go do something. Because honestly I think this can wait. Its gonna take awhile.

FBO: What? You're seriously postponing a challenge? Is that even legal?

DV: I dunno, was me being with your mom last night legal? I don't think so, so it can wait.

FBO: *Thunders and trembles* YOU DID WHAT WITH MY MOM? She'll be called a pedophile! Idiot!

DV: She was taking me to get ice cream, goodness. But then we partied in your room.

FBO: When you say party, you mean with just ice cream right?

DV: Hmmm, ice cream could be slang for something. ;)

FBO: That's it. I am going to walk all the way across the distance of 2 feet between us. Watch out death boy…I'll kill you so you can join your daddy and sister! Cuz ur sister's dead boy. Dead!

DV: algyouidmh cfkv cyasdfhyabutlgf vusdh!1 Its so on.

*DV has logged off*

*FBO has logged off*

Nico walks over to Percy's cabin.

Nico: JACKSON! GET OUT HERE!

Percy: What now DiAngelo! That just doesn't have a cool ring to it like Jackson, but anyway. What? I'm surfing in my cabin.

Nico: Quit the crap! YOU KNOW WHAT YOU SAID! NOW BRING IT YOU SICK PERSON!

Percy: Nico. What on Olympus are you talking about.

Nico: About my dead sister, you little s***!

Percy:*Bursts door open and water pours out of cabin along with a surfboard*

Nico: AHHH! *falls down from water*

Percy: Victory is mine!

Nico:*Nico gets up and brings a skeleton army* YOU ARE SO DEAD!

Percy: Of course they are. THEY ARE DEAD SOLDIERS AFTER All. What has gotten into you?

Nico: The chat room chat? HELLO? WERE YOU NOT IN ATTENDANCE? BECAUSE I BELIEVE YOU WERE!

Percy: I am confused. Now don't make a stupid comment about my intelligence. Like Annabeth.

Nico: How dare you! I CANT BELIEVE YOU! You actually can tell me you didn't disrespect my dead family with a straight face? Your sick.

Percy: You mean I disrespected your sister by surfing in my cabin. No, it is not a shed.

Nico: What are you talking about? Of course it's a shed! Because you're a hobo and no one likes you or your sickness or your horrible words that hurt peoples feelings.

Percy: Oh, I'm the hobo. Says the person who till recently had no cabin, no life, and still has no girlfriend.

Nico: Oh what do you mean? She didn't tell you? Because as I recall, Annabeth came on over last night and we had a great time!

Percy: What, you did what to my girlfriend?

Nico: Not to mention your mom too. I'm a ladies man.

Percy:*Faints in horror. Meaning he fell down.*

Nico: Didn't I tell you, ice cream? Like in the chatroom.

Percy: That's what I've been trying to tell you. I didn't talk to you!

Nico: I don't buy it. Whos else would call themselves "FishBoyOwns"?

Percy: *Whistles* Someone's going crazy…want me to call Apollo, the god of doctors. He is your favorite god after all. *Waggles eyebrows suggestively referring to a previous incident*

Nico: *Blushes* Excuse me?

Percy: Let's get this straight *laughs at this word*. I don't know what you are talking about and apparently you don't know what I'm talking about either.

Nico: If I were to believe you, whats your explanation? Because right now Im not sure I believe you.

Percy: *In a serious tone* Someone hacked into my account!

To be continued…..

So if you think this grammar sucks, this is how people talk.